Ass Grab in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 06:27:13 September 4, 2007 06:27:13

Several journalists I spoke with who are covering the Venice festival have said that Angelina looked slightly less gaunt - direct quote “it’s not like she disappears when she turns to the side”, though as you can see, the girl could use an avocado IV, non? But while her dress and the jewels belong on a geriatric socialite (terrible), their glamour and their star power together is undeniable and unmatched. Full Story

The First Family Festival Tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 06:04:25 September 4, 2007 06:04:25

So many photos – please excuse the multiple posts. Brad Pitt is promoting the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, a film that apparently just came out of edit like 5 minutes ago after an intense battle between the studio and the filmmakers over artistic direction. To promote the movie, Brad is hitting the festival circuit hard – from Venice to Deauville and then Toronto on Saturday with the entire family along for the ride. Full Story

White Lace & a Pageant Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete mess. In fact, far from. However, I much prefer her white short lacy number (must have it!) at the photocall earlier in the day if only for this view of her legs, even more elongated by the nude heels. Full Story

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Making it to Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 05:26:52 September 4, 2007 05:26:52

Never without drama. Britney was paid a reported $100,000 to host the Vegas opening of LAX on Friday night but for a while there it looked like she was about to bail. In the end, she actually did show…only over 2 hours late. She also initially refused to pose on the carpet which is why she was hired in the first place. Full Story

Surly & Surly Split

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

She’s a surly bitch, he’s a surly bitch… Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger made perfect sense to me. Am sad they have split, though not surprised. If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you’ll recall two articles posted in May and June respectively. First I reported exclusively that Michelle was apparently spending an inordinate amount of time in Ewan McGregor’s trailer on the set of their new movie while shooting in England – click here for a reminder Full Story

OnexOne with Matt Damon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 04:54:11 September 4, 2007 04:54:11

One by one, Matt, George, and Brad are making the festival rounds. One by one in Venice, then Deauville…and later on this week, through the weekend, all three will be in Toronto for TIFF at the same time. Not only for their respective film projects but also to support a good cause. For the second year in a row, Matt Damon will host the 3rd annual OnexOne Full Story

Injury Time = Family Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 04:35:43 September 4, 2007 04:35:43

Out six weeks and now deemed a waste of money for the LA Galaxy, Becks is taking refuge in his family – spending time with the boys at the beach, celebrating Romeo’s 5th birthday, and supporting his team from the private players’ box. But enough with the professional complaints - the man has his shirt off. Full Story

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Well Past Prime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 04:23:16 September 4, 2007 04:23:16

Ryan Phillippe was cute once upon a time, I suppose. In that way only 18 year olds find attractive. In that Cruel Intentions way, with the half sneer and the high school appeal. Eventually all women grow out of it. Eventually Reese Witherspoon grew out of it. Which is why he can only pick from the young, desperate, wannabe actress waitresses too stupid to see through his cheese dick poetry pick up lines. Full Story

Married without Momma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

They officially sealed the deal a few weeks ago in his lawyer’s office but this weekend, Usher and Tameka Foster celebrated their wedding with 200 guests on a sprawling estate in Georgia. Oprah’s best friend was there…but Usher’s mother, Jonetta Patton, was not. They say Tameka is a conniving, scheming cow who pushed aside Jonetta to get to Usher, leaving her previous marriage for a shot at a bigger jackpot, getting pregnant on purpose and backing him into a corner. Full Story

Friday, August 31, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Scroll down if you still haven’t heard Britney’s new single Gimme More. Am all over it. But there were 2 songs leaked – the other one, Cold as Fire, is as lame as the title. More on Britney below.

Friday before Labour Day weekend – final blast of the summer?

Have a great weekend! Appreciate your patience this week as we are still trying to sort out all the server issues to manage the extra traffic. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Festival fun begins Tuesday… stay tuned! To kick off the extended break, a new blind riddle on its way. Click here for question #4 if you’re not sure how it works.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

LC, Heidi and...Rolling Stone???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2007 00:00:00 August 31, 2007 00:00:00

Just got an exclusive hot tip... Word is Rolling Stone is working on a joint photo shoot with Lauren and Heidi of The Hills. Can you imagine the drama? Am trying to follow up.  Keep you posted! Here"s Lauren at the beach the other day and Heidi after she got her tits done.        Full Story