It’s George

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the only thing he could lord over his friend and co-star. George tells People he’s still not interested in kids or marriage but his approach to both questions is decidedly less hardline – as in “No…but whatever happens, happens. Full Story

Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Dear Gossips, My favourite day is Tuesday. Tuesday means Friday Night Lights, the best new show on telly – a viewing pleasure you don’t even have to feel guilty about. And the best part? Michael Ausiello at TV Guide says it’s been picked up for a full season…praise Goddess! I’m telling you, Kyle Chandler - better than Denny, better than McDreamy. Today is Tuesday, live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and if Monday was a holiday for you, click on “THIS WEEK” from the left-hand side of the page to get caught up. Yours in gossip, Lainey

KFed is the new Gest

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”. Apparently he’s one of the more popular characters – not because he’s particularly endearing but because, like all golddiggers, he will do what it takes to make himself seen and heard and, if necessary, reviled. Full Story

Toni McKay will never age

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Probably the worst piece of acting, like, ever but that moment when Dylan pulled Toni out of the car, after she’d been killed by a bullet originally intended for Dylan by a mercenary hired by her father to remove him from her life – in the pouring rain, with Brandon trailing behind, Dylan wept and cursed the sky, signaling his first exit from the show to “grieve and find himself”. Full Story

Goodbye Matthew

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2006 is expected to be announced tomorrow, and like at any beauty pageant where the outgoing queen is given the opportunity for a final farewell lap, I think it’s only fair to offer the same for Matthew McConaughey, even though he wore the crown so poorly. Please find included a selection of photos that earned him the honour and then see for yourself how just a year later, after receiving such a gift, he decided to piss it all away – most recently this week in Australia where he is shooting a movie with Kate Hudson. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that her attendants don’t outshine her down the aisle. Full Story

Possessive Posh hates the Pound

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Snoop Dogg says he wanted to hang with Becks but was shut down by his wife because she thought he’d be a bad influence…and can you blame her??? With all due respect to Snoop, and I do love Snoop, he doesn’t exactly make for innocent company especially in the company of a prolific cheater. Seriously… Can you imagine how much poon would get pillaged in the wake of a Dogg/David hook up? Definitely support my Posh on this one. Full Story

Oprah snubbed, Oprah like Nicole?

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People is reporting that Oprah will not be going to Italy for the TomKat wedding because…they didn’t ask her. Weird. Is there a rift in the Maybe Gaybe Scientological universe? Still…despite the snub, Oprah isn’t quite ready to cut the cultish cord and she dismissed her dismissal with an explanation about space limitations and wished the couple well, even going so far as to validate the love between the GMD and his Prison Bride: "I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I"m trying to think of what to get them. Full Story

Monday, November 13, 2006
Dear Gossips, 5 days to TomKat and everyone knows every detail: the when, what, who, where, why… a private affair completely revealed to the world. Sound familiar? Late June, Kidman/Urban wedding, Hugh Jackman singing, all of Australia invited … I’m telling you gossips – if you believe the GMD is the GMD then why is it so hard to believe that Nicole Kidman learned from the best? More on both below. And more on Denise too. Monday – back from weekend break, live blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My best smutty belated birthday wishes to Kim who bonds with her friend Kelly through my column. Thank you, love you, owe you.