Understatement: Sarah didn’t like Mother’s Day

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 28, 2016 18:38:21 April 28, 2016 18:38:21
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I am not a mother. I am not qualified to speak to the joys, trials, and triumphs of motherhood. But I have seen the movie Mother’s Day, so I know all about pain, desperation, despair, and the deep abiding shame that comes from watching silently as another human being is repeatedly humiliated for the prurient pleasures of others. Full Story

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Iggy Azalea, actually

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2016 17:25:21 April 28, 2016 17:25:21
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Duana wrote about Iggy Azalea’s “Becky” issues yesterday – click here for a refresher. Basically, in the most diplomatic of ways, Duana was saying that Iggy doesn’t know what the f-ck she’s talking about. Full Story

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The Honest Formula

Maria Posted by Maria at April 28, 2016 16:40:37 April 28, 2016 16:40:37
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You know where we are with The Honest Company? They have so many lawsuits that Racked catalogued them -- read it here. There've been serious complaints about the sunscreen, shampoo and body wash, laundry detergent, and now organic baby formula. Full Story

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Gwyneth 40th software upgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2016 15:48:45 April 28, 2016 15:48:45

Forty to me doesn’t mean what I used to think it meant. Which is not a unique statement at all. Anything over 30 just used to seem so old. And then you get there and you’re like, wait a minute, I don’t feel old, not at all. In fact, I think I feel younger because, weirdly, I know more? And by knowing more I’m even more interested? Hilariously I just read a headline today that said “Two-thirds of millennials are bored of life Full Story

Kelly Rowland won’t talk about Lemonade

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at April 28, 2016 14:43:37 April 28, 2016 14:43:37
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We’ve been obsessing over Lemonade all week. Lainey has written about it every day. We won’t stop obsessing. Its importance is not up for debate. I might go back to school just to take all the classes that will inevitably be taught on Lemonade. Anyway, a local morning show in Chicago Full Story

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“Boycott Beyoncé”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2016 14:14:36 April 28, 2016 14:14:36
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She performed Formation at the Super Bowl and they tried to be mad about it by organising a protest at NFL headquarters. The only people who showed up were members of the BeyHive ready to protest the protestors. And there was some talk of a police boycott? This is what Beyoncé thinks of the boycott: Beyoncé is selling BOYCOTT BEYONCÉ t-shirts as tour merch 😂 pic.twitter.com/zjD3HcV7XG Full Story

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Nope. Still haven’t run out of things to say about Beyoncé. I still have 5 think-pieces I haven’t gotten to yet. And each think-piece has 5 links that I add to the read list which keeps growing. Some scholars are saying that Lemonade will have several stages of study.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2016 21:12:33 April 27, 2016 21:12:33

But what would Kate Moss and Jon Hamm be talking about? (Dlisted

Liam Hemsworth takes pictures of his brother Chris (Just Jared

And…I still don’t know you (Cele|bitchy

Channing Tatum and a horse (TooFab

At this point, who’s going to be living there in 6 months? (Evil Beet

Uncle Joey, ew. (The Superficial

“Accidental” (Hollywood Tuna

Great white suit (Go Fug Yourself

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Snowden (Pajiba)

Harry likes Chinese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2016 21:03:05 April 27, 2016 21:03:05
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The Invictus Games are coming. Prince Harry is the royal face of the event. And so he’s been out almost every day promoting the Games, advocating on behalf of the athletes, encouraging people to come out and support them. Full Story

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Zoe Saldana in Nina

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 27, 2016 20:26:43 April 27, 2016 20:26:43

About halfway through the Nina Simone biopic, titled simply Nina, you start to feel really bad for everyone involved because there is a lot of earnestness on display. Zoe Saldana, heavily criticized for her involvement, is obviously trying very hard as Simone, and David Oyelowo Full Story