The Daily Classic Quiveration: Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

It has been a while…and the rubber face at the Globes didn’t help either. But here’s a candid we can all quiver over – Brad in NOLA picking up Maddox from school, Angie playing perfect mommy as well. As you know, the First Family has now settled in New Orleans, I’m told Maddox is now thriving in a regular schedule, parents at the immersion school were sent letters a few weeks ago, informing them of the arrival of the Pitts and new security measures that were instituted in preparation, resulting in a change of entrance and exit routes for students in and out of the facilities. Full Story

Rachel McAdams: Pink in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

Also at the Armani show rockin’ a darker, different look. Pink hair swept up, smoky eyes, paler than usual…is your smutty sense tingling? Mine is – stay tuned, will update you as soon as I can. As for what she’s doing in Paris, rabid McGoslings are no doubt already aware, she’ll be appearing in haute couture for an upcoming spread in Elle to be shot immediately after Fashion Week and released around the same time, at this point anyway, as her upcoming movie Marriage co-starring Pierce Brosnan. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura told me we’d be leaving on Monday, I begged her…I begged her to stay just a little longer, just for Gwynnie, just for my best friend and her baby Moses. Full Story

Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, with a sense of humour, who appeared to have some intelligence, John Mayer doesn’t only look bad…he actually looks WORSE. Full Story

Old Lady Katie: Day 3 in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

Arriving at the Georgio Armani show last night and let me remind you: this girl is only 28. But for some reason, Katie Holmes can’t help raiding Nancy Reagan’s closet… WTF??? Interesting what she has on underneath though – looks to be a pair of Spanx, made famous by my Gwynnie (who else???) after Apple was born when she revealed that her quick post-pregnancy slimdown had less to do with losing weight than with slapping on 2 Spanx at the same time for extra tummy control and a superlifted ass. Full Story

Kiki & The Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

Well… you can’t say she doesn’t have a type: Andy Samberg, Adam Brody, now Fabrizio Moretti – fresh off his split from Drew Barrymore – and Adrian Grenier too, side by side in a line up turned around… you really can’t tell them apart. But the way Us Weekly is making it sound, my Kiki is desperate – or in their words…”lonely”. Full Story

Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Dear Gossips, Finally Wednesday. My favourite day. Wednesday = Friday Night Lights = Heaven. As for those of you who still aren’t watching because you don’t dig football - it’s not about football. It’s about relationships, it’s about high school teenagers, and it’s about Hotness. Please watch. You won’t be sorry. Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and scroll down for late posts from yesterday including Sienna Miller at Burger King. Yours in gossip

The Beckham Breast Sling Debuts in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

This is what happens when your tits outweigh your body. Check it out – Victoria in Paris for the Gaultier show, six months ago she had to go as Katie’s plus one, but now that the $250 million has been made public, every designer is fighting for the right to rub himself all over her. See? Chav and Couture really CAN mix…except of course when it comes to her concrete tits. Full Story

Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion. Full Story

Three Whiskers gets a haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

A big improvement actually – definitely a step in the right direction. You can’t change who you are, you know? And since he’ll never be a manly man, best to embrace the eternal boy within – the boy with inadequate facial hair and an overpowering air of Fem. But while it’s wonderful to see that Bloomy is accepting the inevitable, it’s still a challenge to understand what in ass Penelope Cruz is doing with him. Full Story

Robo-Brides & Armani in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

Burberry may have deemed her too Chav for their brand but clearly Armani doesn’t have the same issues – as you can see he can’t seem to take his hands off of her. Or maybe that’s only because she’s wearing his dress and promoting his new Parisian location? Regardless, both robo-brides seem to be enamoured of the Italian couturier who, as you recall, also designed Katie’s rather assy wedding dress, and the new BFFs showed up in matching black to offer support – Victoria in full skirt plastic princess prom dress, Katie continuing to channel the look of a 70 year old Manhattan socialite: love the top, hate the bottom and given her expression, I do believe she’s turning into Nicole Kidman. Full Story