Ryan Reynolds in Austin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Thanks to the lovely Leah for sending these exclusives! A hirsute but HOT Ryan Reynolds on the set of Fireflies in the Garden at the University of Texas. Movie co-stars Ioan Gruffudd (pictured with Ryan) Julia Roberts and the amazing Emily Watson… in other words, a far cry from – ahem – Blade Trinity. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story

Apple under attack!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

So many of you have emailed, mocking my Apple’s little face, particularly her odd looking eyebrows as seen on an outing with Grandma Blythe in LA. To me, they look drawn on, perhaps from playing dressup because as you can see from another outing, this time with mum, the Dietrich brows aren’t there. Full Story

United Against Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff used to hate each other. Over a boy, of course. Shame is… that boy was Aaron Carter. Ew. But it’s been a few years, they’ve both starved themselves thin, one got new teeth, the other went to rehab, and now both have realised there is a greater enemy to fight – a foe so formidable, it’s best to join ranks and battle the disease together. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

If you had asked me a year ago if Cameron Diaz would ever be named the Daily Gorgessity I would have said – get the f&ck outta here. But Cam came back strong. And Cam and Pip broke up. Which is why Cam is showing Pip what he’s missing. How? By toning and bronzing, at the gym and at the beach, and smiling y’all. Full Story

Settling for Tori over Reese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last week…and now this??? How do you explain this??? Well, to tell you the truth, I guess I don’t blame her. Full Story

The Couple Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks? Don’t these four look like they smell like feet? And don’t they remind you of each other and also of Kate and Pete? PS. Full Story

Jessica Alba: leaning on her gay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Cash has gone missing. Her boyfriend, I mean. Cash Warren, it’s been a few days, a few sightings, normally inseparable the two so now that he’s made himself scarce, some are wondering whether or not Jessica Alba is single again. And certain signs seem to confirm it: Her bitch-face is tinged with a little sadness, she seems decidedly unglam – the celebrity version of coping in your sweats and pigging out on ice cream– and she’s apparently easing heartbreak with her girls and her gays which as we all know is the most stalwart support system after separation. Full Story

Halle Berry: Never mind the star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

A star on the Walk of Fame - given the fact that Paula Abdul has one, I’m thinkin’ Halle’s Oscar Club is WAY more exclusive. And an Oscar can’t be bought either – just ask the Gay Midget Dwarf. Celebrate instead her relationship with the doting, the supporting, the sweetest Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

Heath: cryptic confirmation?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

The rumours were swirling late last year – that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams had married quietly at City Hall in NYC. Needless to say, given the sullen nature of both stars, no confirmation was forthcoming…until now. Interview with Newsweek, he won’t come right out and say it, he won’t deny it, but it’s the closest either has come to making it official, which is surprising to say the least… that the ordinarily cantankerous Heath did not foam at the mouth or fly into a rage at being asked a personal question. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.

She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.

And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!

PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.

PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.