Goodbye Matthew

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2006 is expected to be announced tomorrow, and like at any beauty pageant where the outgoing queen is given the opportunity for a final farewell lap, I think it’s only fair to offer the same for Matthew McConaughey, even though he wore the crown so poorly. Please find included a selection of photos that earned him the honour and then see for yourself how just a year later, after receiving such a gift, he decided to piss it all away – most recently this week in Australia where he is shooting a movie with Kate Hudson. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that her attendants don’t outshine her down the aisle. Full Story

Possessive Posh hates the Pound

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Snoop Dogg says he wanted to hang with Becks but was shut down by his wife because she thought he’d be a bad influence…and can you blame her??? With all due respect to Snoop, and I do love Snoop, he doesn’t exactly make for innocent company especially in the company of a prolific cheater. Seriously… Can you imagine how much poon would get pillaged in the wake of a Dogg/David hook up? Definitely support my Posh on this one. Full Story

Oprah snubbed, Oprah like Nicole?

November 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People is reporting that Oprah will not be going to Italy for the TomKat wedding because…they didn’t ask her. Weird. Is there a rift in the Maybe Gaybe Scientological universe? Still…despite the snub, Oprah isn’t quite ready to cut the cultish cord and she dismissed her dismissal with an explanation about space limitations and wished the couple well, even going so far as to validate the love between the GMD and his Prison Bride: "I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I"m trying to think of what to get them. Full Story

Monday, November 13, 2006
Dear Gossips, 5 days to TomKat and everyone knows every detail: the when, what, who, where, why… a private affair completely revealed to the world. Sound familiar? Late June, Kidman/Urban wedding, Hugh Jackman singing, all of Australia invited … I’m telling you gossips – if you believe the GMD is the GMD then why is it so hard to believe that Nicole Kidman learned from the best? More on both below. And more on Denise too. Monday – back from weekend break, live blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My best smutty belated birthday wishes to Kim who bonds with her friend Kelly through my column. Thank you, love you, owe you.

My Glorious Gwyneth

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shooting a series of new ads for Estee Lauder…total gorgessity non? Heard from a very new source over the weekend about Gwyneth and Madge – rumour has it she’s been one of the few allowed to visit Madge and Child and word is she’s completely “enchanted” with David Banda Ritchie, Malawi son of Her Madgesty. Full Story

My Borat de-Kazakhed

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha. Sacha will speak at length about making the movie, about how he f*cks with unsuspecting frat boys and honky tonks, and about his CAMBRIDGE education. Full Story

KFed & The Clay

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So what do KFed and Clay Aiken have in common? On the surface…not much. Kevin doesn’t troll the web for cock, although he pimps himself in other ways. And while I don’t know whose music is worse, something tells me Clay’s peculiar brand of elevator cheese isn’t exactly what Federation Records has in mind. Full Story

Nicole and the New Idea

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out these scans from an Australian magazine called New Idea – exclusive photos of Keith Urban at Betty Ford with a few other patients and enjoying some personal time with his wife. Quite intimate, non? In’it amazing the pappies were able to get so close? And still no recent photos of her with her children? I’m telling you gossips…wonders in Hollywood never cease. Full Story

Little Sci Riding Hood!

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t see her face but she’s there – she’s with her parents, freshly arrived in Rome, no surprise to anyone since everyone and their eyebrow stylist knew when and where and all the details from their intimate wedding…but still! I have to tell you I’m pretty excited to see the mysterious Little Sci wrapped in a red riding blanket held by her father, flanked by her mother, and her siblings Connor and Isabella whose paper mother Nicole Kidman is curiously absent from their lives. Full Story