Thursday, July 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

As Lilo celebrated the 4th with a dose of Hollywood Ebola, Nicole Richie remains undercover, speaking through friends and approved leaks via Us Weekly, loudly proclaiming her pregnancy on their new cover – just a week after declaring that Nicole’s infamous BFF was off limits and no longer Us Weekly material.

Love Janice Min. Bitch can stick that knife in and twist it around like nobody’s business.

And heads up Toronto… Mr Darcy is gracing our festival this year. In fact, many many many stars will be lighting up the T-dot. More on that later.

Thursday, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Stop The Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Please. Please stop him. Please grab this Cheese by his long ass compensation hair and grow that bitch some shame. Because Matthew McConaughey, even on the rare occasion when he has a shirt on, is killing me. Here he is, meditating in the water on some kind of surfboard asking the heavens for some tranquility. Full Story

Jess, Dane, and a Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story

Prince > Pip Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

source Not enough love paid to The Prince after his performance at the Roosevelt. The man is wearing a pale blue disco suit and still I quiver. Justin Timberlake? Maybe in 25 years, son. Thanks Romina and Housequake! Full Story

Claire Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Motion to forgive Claire Danes. Second? Claire is currently promoting a lovely, lovely, lovely movie called Evening with a kick ass stellar cast including Meryl Streep, Vanessa Redgrave, Toni Collette, Patrick Wilson, and her maybe gaybe boyfriend Hugh Dancy. In an interview with the Toronto Star, Claire addresses her homewrecking history – an affair with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise Parker was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

Skitty’s not Skanky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

OK she is, but not this time. Diddy and Kim Porter have split, tabloids are blaming his relationship with Sienna Miller after they supposedly rekindled it post Concert for Diana. But as much as I love to rag on Skitty, my sources say they are seriously just friends. At least they were on Saturday. Sienna had yet to see Diddy when she arrived at Wembley. Full Story

The Pleasure Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Pervy, I know. But still… an Australian magazine has printed a few of the much ballyhooed sexytime shots of Nick and Nessa on vacay and as you can see from Nick’s face, something is definitely, definitely goin’ on down there. And he is definitely, definitely enjoying himself! Love it. Full Story

Beach Bling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

For a photo shoot? I totally get it. But real life at the beach? Call me Cruise - I’m thinkin’ overkill on the accessories, non? The same earrings on both sisters, the double fisted bangles…several inches of them… Maybe it’s just me. But Hilary Duff does indeed have a great body. Full Story

A Photo Opp Reunion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday at Lilo’s Fourth of July bash, knowing she’d make a splash of her own and steal away a little of Lindsay’s thunder. Full Story

12 Weeks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

With EXACTLY a week to go before her scheduled court date on DUI charges, Nicole Richie has landed the cover of Us Weekly – 12 weeks pregnant and perhaps engaged, ending weeks of BabySpec and perfectly timed too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Don’t doubt for a second she wasn’t intentionally whipping it into a frenzy. Full Story