The Divorce, the Stakes, the Rumours

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tabloids are in a frenzy, each trying to piece together what happened during the final days of Federline freeloading. It is widely agreed that Britney and Kevin had a series of dramatic arguments beginning just before Halloween and culminating in NYC with Britney blindsiding KFed with divorce papers on Tuesday. Full Story

The Black Revenge Dress

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Susan L pointed out, the Return of Britney was wrapped in black and short and tight and hot – how very Diana, non?  Full Story

Sassy, Sexy, Single Spears

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said before, Kevin Federline is like fleshing eating disease – Hollywood’s very own Necrotising Fasciitis - rotting away anything he touches, rotting away our beloved pop tart for the better part of 3 years. But in finally purging him from her life, Britney – the body, the mind, the face, even the skin – all of it has improved in leaps and bounds. Full Story

Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her sh-t here. Terrible form, non? But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead. Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later. Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook. Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Britney! Victory!

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Last night’s Letterman message was a message indeed! TMZ is reporting that Britney has filed for divorce. The Cheeto Haze has lifted! The Kfed is DONE! Per TMZ she is asking for legal and physical custody of both children AND she is cutting him off financially – denying his right to spousal support. Full Story

About Brittany Murphy

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An exclusive photo from Japan – thanks to the Lovely Ell. Apparently The Alba Demon could stand to learn a lesson or two from Brittany about onset behaviour. She was in Yokohama last week filming a movie called The Ramen Girl – so low budget it may never be screened. Shooting on this day lasted 14 hours. Full Story

About Lukas Rossi

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently I’m not alone in Dirty Sexy Quiveration. Yesterday’s post elicited quite the response. And so I’ve no doubt many of you will appreciate the following: Lukas, as you know, was in Vancouver on the weekend for the Gemini Awards. Full Story

About Faith Hill

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you haven’t heard, Faith lost her sh-t at the CMA Awards last night. Oh but wait. She now says she was kidding: “The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to become a focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Full Story

Vanity Fair First Impressions

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

VF really does do the most beautiful portraits, non? In the December issue, featuring the controversial Pitt cover, the magazine goes back to First Impressions – a series of photos taken early on in the careers of several high profile celebrities. A few are stunning – Jennifer Connelly’s young rosy chubby cheeks, Penelope’s plaits, Vince Vaughn without the bloat, Ben Affleck cocky and lean. Full Story

The Daily Maybe Gaybe: Chris Klein

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did yours ping? Mine pinged. Mine pinged large. And given his ex-girlfriend’s state of affairs, would it be surprising? Consider also what Chris said in an interview with Elle last year, during which he made some incredibly sexist remarks highlighted below: On his signature move: "I don"t need food to impress, man. Full Story