The Daily Quiveration: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Source Like Joaquin the year before, Ryan and his two dates last Sunday during and after the Oscars. Apparently his sister and his mother actually had 2 gowns for the occasion – charming or not charming? More importantly though, check out that side profile of his nose. Full Story

Battle of the Daddies: Ben vs Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

In one corner: Ben in White Rock (just outside of Vancouver) this weekend for a little family time. The reformed Ben Affleck, thanks to shades of Taupe and Violet, every inch the wonderful husband and doting father. In the other corner: Ryan Phillippe and the adorable Deacon and his sister Ava in LA. Full Story

The Posh Post-Oscar Tragedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

She was wearing Azzedine Alaia on Oscar night but upon her return home, the airline lost her luggage and when her belongings were returned 2 days later everything, including the dress and an exclusive pair of Jimmy Choos were ruined in the rain. Victoria is apparently despondent over the loss and could barely be consoled. Full Story

Sienna Won’t Shut Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Having seen Sienna Miller in person at Burger King, I can almost picture how she must have been during this interview with The Guardian. Simply put, the girl is off the rails. It was pretty pathetic when she was cussing her face off on her cell phone at the airport in Salt Lake City but during an interview? I have to admit I do appreciate her refreshing candour. Full Story

The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing a penis dangling from her lips. I like that pink is avoided at all costs. Full Story

The Daily Who Cares: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

She got married. A day earlier than expected. Elton John gave her away. She wore Versace. She probably looked as she usually does. The same. Like this. Always. That"s all.  Full Story

Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged life: in addition to taking the former Princess of Bulgaria to the Oscars, my Gwynnie also hangs out in a yummy mummy playgroup with Stella McCartney and Madonna… "I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna, and very often our children get together to play. Full Story

Rachel McAdams: justifying the hype

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

"I hadn"t been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep"- Diane Keaton on Rachel McAdams, in the pages of the new Elle showcasing Rachel in several couture creations criticised on the Oscar red carpet. Note the cover - remember Beyonce? Armani Prive? I still don"t like the dress but on Rachel, it"s hella more palatable, maybe because she"s not rockin" a ghetto weave and showing off her pits. Full Story

Friday, March 2, 2007 Dear Gossips, My thanks to all of you who’ve written recently about Friday Night Lights – am thrilled you’re enjoying it and getting it off iTunes. And while I know others may be getting tired of my endless gush, the show is too good not to pimp. Especially when you consider that golddigging bitch Heather Mills is about to join prime time television and has already started talking about whether or not her leg is going to fly off…quality programming my Chinese arse. Friday – just a wee bit of gloating re: Angelina, live blogging all day, check back for fresh posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. To Jackie and the Coast Guard wives – what’s up ladies? Reading and supporting my smut in Virginia – thank you, love you, owe you.

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort Vindicated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2007 12:00:00 March 2, 2007 12:00:00

If you don’t read Harry Potter (why the hell not???) you probably won’t get the reference but as far as things go in Hollywood, you can’t deny the tenacity and sheer…… UN-killableness of Tom Cruise. Just a few short months ago in the summer, after being dumped by Paramount and embarrassingly admonished in the Wall Street Journal by Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone, the GMD was flat out on the mat at 7 ½ - what (spoiler!) Meredith was before being ridiculously resuscitated by her mother and the pressure of Christina’s hands on her feet. Full Story

Oscar Appreciation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2007 12:00:00 March 2, 2007 12:00:00

Skip to the next if you don’t care for my thank you’s but there’s a giveaway involved at the bottom that you might not want to miss. Like an idiot I forgot to take my camera to the carpet on Sunday so screen caps will have to do. Luckily the Cargo girls who did our makeup took a few shots from Friday when we taped the show from the red carpet. Full Story