Friday, November 10, 2006
Dear Gossips, If you have a chance today, see if you can find an online clip of Borat and Martha Stewart on Jay Leno Thursday night. As always, Borat is the Hotness but Martha took it pretty well, even when, at one point, he asked her if she lived in a cage…because it’s customary for women to do so in Kazakhstan, didn’t you know? Totally lost my sh-t when Borat tried to get into bed with her – Martha actually giggled! Blogging off and on today – wireless access not strong and trying to be an appreciative wife after 5 years of marriage, but check back for more exclusives on the Denise Richards situation and check archives via “THIS WEEK” for late posts from yesterday. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If any of you have a clip of Access Hollywood from last night, would you please send? I was referenced last night and they aired a shot of me speaking with Rik Fedyck, the photographer victim from the Denise Attacks situation. Let me know if you have it – thank you, love you, owe you.

Denise & the Laptop: the Photographer speaks!

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up! Rik Fedyck, he whose laptop was destroyed by Denise Richards, is speaking EXCLUSIVELY on television with eTalk – catch the interview tonight at 7pm across Canada and if you’re not in Canada, log on to the broadband network after the show. Full Story

Brad & the pants

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are obviously many reasons why Brad Pitt is the Hotness. If obliged, I could spend my entire 5 year anniversary weekend on the discussion, but in the interest of time and making sure I’m not divorced by Monday, the attribute that really quivers my loins is Brad’s unique ability to rock a pair of pants. Full Story

Pam & Denise: the united front?

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to my girl M who tells me that Pam and Denise Richards were living it up at Glowbal in Vancouver last night, keeping up appearances after Denise hurt two elderly ladies with a laptop earlier this week. Given the drama that has unfolded recently, it’s not surprising that a sh-tload of smut has been leaking from the set of their movie. Full Story

Glowing Beauty & the Gay Midget Geek

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes…is total gorgessity. Lobotomised and numb, perhaps...but totally gorgessity all the same. And then there’s the GMD – is it just me or is he getting dorkier by the day? Here they are at The Black Ball last night hosted by Alicia Keys. With just a week to go before the wedding, speculation is intensifying about whether or not they will fly from NYC directly to Italy rather than going home to LA first. Full Story

The Daily Frump: Victoria Beckham

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not saying she looks fat…obviously she doesn’t…but a great example of how even Posh Spice can look dumpy if not careful with the cut. I think it’s those concrete tits. Imagine someone else, flatchested, less bulky up front…a total improvement, right? But on Vicky? Top heavy and tipping over? The result is rather frumpy and not the least bit flattering. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe spins & spins

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major communication mix ups while trying to Save Single Ryan. First the “exclusive” statement to People – exclusive AND weak – about not being perfect but not being as guilty as you think, which basically means “yeah, I cheated…but not THAT much”, followed by the “exclusive” cover with In Touch about wanting the best for his family. Full Story

Denise spins & spins

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hasn’t been a good week for Denise. Already controversial, already not all that popular for her fantastical claims against Charlie Sheen mysteriously leaked to the press AND for hooking up with her ex BFFs man like 30 seconds after they split, Denise Richards has now added Injuring 2 Elderly Ladies to her growing list of transgressions. Full Story

Pam loses baby

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It WAS a PamRock! Pamela Anderson’s publicists have confirmed that it was early and that she lost the baby late last week. Sigh. Total suckage, let’s hope she can bounce back, Poor Pam. But not Poor Denise. Full Story

Wednesday, November 8, 2006
THURSDAY, November 9th - UPDATE PLEASE NOTE: Blogging on the fly today, no time to reset new page so check back often for new posts immediately after the opening cut. And catch up on Denise Richards injuring an elderly woman in Vancouver!!! ******** Dear Gossips, Yesterday – November 7th – Britney reborn. Endless details emerging about the split, endless smut about what next, how KFed will retaliate. Yesterday – November 7th – the day of Keith Urban’s album release and CURIOUSLY enough, also the day new Nicole Kidman pregnancy rumours resurface AND "fresh" information and photos are released that she’s playing doting wife and visiting him at the Betty Ford Centre .... released by the same publication that only a month ago exposed her husband’s cheating scandal with the promise of more to come. Coincidence or conspiracy or a publicist/tabloid trade-off as a pre-emptive bombshell strike? Don’t forget who Nicole was married to for almost a decade. She learned from the best y’all. She learned from the Gay Master Dwarf himself. But seriously… who needs the Freeze when Freedom has arrived? Britney still has It, doesn’t she? Wednesday – continuous blogging all day, check back often for new posts, check archives under “THIS WEEK” for anything you missed yesterday – ESPECIALLY if you somehow blanked on the great, great news. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Denise on the Run???

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have been whisked away to Ucluelet, British Columbia – 5 years of marriage, more than Denise & Charlie, more than Brad & Jen…something worth celebrating, non? One downside – having problems connecting. Sorry for the intermittent posts, had to log on resourcefully to bring you the latest in the “Denise Richards Hurting Elderly Ladies With A Laptop” story. Full Story