Hot Harry & The Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Speculation still raging in the UK about whether or not Hot Harry will have to fight in Iraq. I prefer to rage about how hot he is on a horse and his rather orange girlfriend Chelsy Davy, here at a football match the other day. Sounds pervy to say this but his sexy bed head – I wish it was my hands, his hair… you know what I mean? But that Chelsy, in spite of the over tan, looks a naughty naughty minx. Full Story

Katie: Sick & Tired, Posh Snaps Back?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

I’m telling you, this week’s issue of Us Weekly is balls to the wall – Janice Min is gunning for the GMD, and the girl is ferocious! Here’s Katie in Louisiana back at work with Queen Latifah bouncing the most tacky ass costume curls and a rather genuine and refreshing smile, clearly happy at being let outside for a change. Full Story

For Once

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

For once I like her weave and her cute l’il dress … all of it gorgeous. Which, naturally, means that her mother probably had nothing to do with it. Here’s Beyonce on tour in Australia, conveniently avoiding the legal controversy that’s been dogging her here – that she ripped off someone else’s song, which her father, because no one is ever accountable for anything anymore, will probably blame on the “media” or the “producers”… anyone but B. Full Story

Reese & My Gwyneth: colleagues?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth models for Estee Lauder. Could Reese Witherspoon be repping Estee Lauder? Preliminary talks have apparently been initiated as Reese’s recent separation and subsequent glam-over have caught the attention of beauty houses eager to capitalise on her popularity. Nothing has been confirmed and it could be a while before any decisions are made but some say if it goes ahead, Reese could be the face of the brand for a decade, given her youth and overwhelming appeal and spotless reputation…which is why the Hurley is feeling a little less confident these days. Full Story

Dirty Face in Silver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Lilo at the Armani Exchange Sunglasses Launch last night, hosted by Nicole Richie. And Paris was there too. Three blondes dancing around each other – lots of cut eye being thrown around the room. Love it. As you can see, Dirty Face is alive and kicking. Never fails to amaze me – for all her access and privilege, girl cannot seem to find foundation to match her face. Full Story

Needs Nicotine Anonymously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

One of my closest friends Julie – love her – she quit smoking years ago, is one of those ex smokers who is, like, evangelical about cigarettes: it’s filthy, it’s going to kill you, don’t do it, stop doing it, why are you doing it, you really shouldn’t do it… I, on the other hand, I’m the other kind of ex smoker. Full Story

Eve Drunk, Eve Arrested, Eve friends with Sean Pen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Eve was arrested last night for suspicion of drunk driving last night after crashing her gold maserati. There were apparently 2 other passengers with her at the time. She was cuffed and taken to the station, and when she was there, Sean Penn ...yes... Sean Penn arrived to say hello. At 4am. Maybe it"s just me. Full Story

Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

Breaking & Entering Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Robin Wright – love. Juliette Binoche – love. Jude Law… Well, two out of three ain’t bad. Actually, truth to be told, he actually didn’t make me nauseous in this one. And his clothes are beautiful. And he really is so pretty. So very pretty. As you probably know, Breaking & Entering came and went at the box office, which is unfortunate. Full Story

The Best Damn Thing Gets 50%

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’s new record still – in my husband’s words – licks balls. Full Story