Early 20s Flirtation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

Oh I remember this. If you’re old in your 30s like me, you remember too. And if you’re in your 20s now, you know … it’s just what girls do. Lindsay Lohan’s new preoccupation – his name is AJ Lamas, son of Lorenzo Lamas. So no wonder why I called him cheese yesterday. Full Story

The Thinnification of Eva Mendes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

Perhaps it’s only the shadow and the light, but the Latin luscious curves of Eva Mendes appear to have dwindled considerably. Another victim of the Hollywood starvation standard…or is it just me?  Full Story

Sweet Lord…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

Help her. For she is not Prince. And she keeps raping the English language, confusing a dinner “roll” with a movie “role” and not just once but twice. But this…this is beyond. The ghetto weave piled atop her head, the ghetto weave from the dollar store – even Ken Paves can do better. Full Story

Sienna & Savannah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

Not a porno. Actually the first name of the Miller sisters – Sienna you know and Savannah her older sister and fashion designer now business partners launching yet another celebrity fashion label. Theirs is called Twenty8Twelve after Sienna’s birthday and the girls have eyerollingly titled their first collection “An Anthology of Rebellion”. Full Story

B List Border Denial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work… Definitely the work of Karma Calamity. Full Story

This is Henry and thoughts on Jack Salmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

Again, I’m sure Eric Bana will do an adequate, even a fine job, in the film adaptation of The Time Traveler’s Wife. But like so many of you who feel so strongly about the book, Eric just isn’t quite my Henry DeTamble in the mind’s eye. Not exactly original but for me, there are only 2: Edward Norton or Christian Bale. Full Story

For Matilda?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

Heath and Michelle without rings but together nonetheless the other day in NYC. As I previously reported there have been loud rumblings that the two are on shaky ground, after a long separation due to conflicting shooting schedules and his rumoured roving eye which may have resulted in her growing closeness with Ewan McGregor. Full Story

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

As Lilo celebrated the 4th with a dose of Hollywood Ebola, Nicole Richie remains undercover, speaking through friends and approved leaks via Us Weekly, loudly proclaiming her pregnancy on their new cover – just a week after declaring that Nicole’s infamous BFF was off limits and no longer Us Weekly material.

Love Janice Min. Bitch can stick that knife in and twist it around like nobody’s business.

And heads up Toronto… Mr Darcy is gracing our festival this year. In fact, many many many stars will be lighting up the T-dot. More on that later.

Thursday, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Stop The Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Please. Please stop him. Please grab this Cheese by his long ass compensation hair and grow that bitch some shame. Because Matthew McConaughey, even on the rare occasion when he has a shirt on, is killing me. Here he is, meditating in the water on some kind of surfboard asking the heavens for some tranquility. Full Story

Jess, Dane, and a Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2007 12:00:00 July 5, 2007 12:00:00

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story