Vanity Fair First Impressions

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

VF really does do the most beautiful portraits, non? In the December issue, featuring the controversial Pitt cover, the magazine goes back to First Impressions – a series of photos taken early on in the careers of several high profile celebrities. A few are stunning – Jennifer Connelly’s young rosy chubby cheeks, Penelope’s plaits, Vince Vaughn without the bloat, Ben Affleck cocky and lean. Full Story

The Daily Maybe Gaybe: Chris Klein

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did yours ping? Mine pinged. Mine pinged large. And given his ex-girlfriend’s state of affairs, would it be surprising? Consider also what Chris said in an interview with Elle last year, during which he made some incredibly sexist remarks highlighted below: On his signature move: "I don"t need food to impress, man. Full Story

My Borat Extorted

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some loser from Turkey is claiming he is the real life inspiration behind Borat – convenient now that the movie has broken records at the box office. Mahir Cagri is a freelance journalist who dresses up in embarrassingly unflattering swimwear to entice women over the internet: "Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate . Full Story

Fringe Fugly Furtado-style

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maneater, so catchy. Fugly fringe, so not. Here’s Nelly in Portugal promoting her album, looking lovely and luscious except for the bangs. Hate.Them. And some extra moisture conditioner wouldn’t hurt either. Everything else… fantastic. Hope to Goddess she doesn’t continue melting away. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Matthew McConaughey

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrating his birthday in Australia. The Sexiest Man Alive curse is clearly kicking him hard and I don’t care how hot he used to be, you couldn’t pay with me David Beckham for a go at this greasy monkey. Doesn’t look like Penelope Cruz is looking back either. Check out beautiful Pene from a photo shoot taken yesterday. Full Story

Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they need therapists. Let the Scientologists go f*cking live on a planet of their own. Full Story

The Daily Puppet: Keith Urban

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kenny Chesney took home Entertainer of the Year honours at the CMA Awards last night – well deserved according to everyone in Nashville and not exactly a surprise. As one of my sources said to me last week, “The only way Keith wins it is if SHE buys it for him again like last year.” For all the publicity posturing, I’m telling you… they really don’t like her down there. Full Story

Monday, November 6, 2006
Dear Gossips, Borat…he will not be execute. Do you LOVE it??? Was at Gemini Awards honouring Canadian television this weekend – check out my interviews with Evangeline Lilly and Lukas Rossi on eTalk tonight and finally some exclusive Pitt gossip…more details below. Monday - continuous blogging, check back throughout the day for fresh posts, go through archives if you missed anything from last week. But first…wrapping up the weekend. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily McGosling: Breakfast in Toronto

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here you go McGoslings – since y’all can’t go a couple of days without wringing your hands with worry, fretting about the Notebook status, here’s your Monday medication courtesy of several readers lucky enough to have breakie with Rachel and Ryan on Sunday! Thanks to Katy H for the following: “I had lunch with a friend at Cafe La Gaffe on Baldwin yesterday and when we arrived Rachel and Ryan were there having brunch with a few other people. Full Story

eTalk Madonna Exclusive! The Other Mother!

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been following the Madonna adoption saga, you will not that David’s biological father has not been shy with the press, with one account after another about what really happened, Madonna’s intentions, his own intentions, and most recently, that a Canadian woman had been caring for the baby and wanted to adopt him before Madge swept him and took David away. Full Story