Hot Harry and his Brother – new concert photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 00:00:00 July 4, 2007 00:00:00

In the new issue of Hello Canada, several photos not widely circulated from the Concert for Diana last Sunday. For the first time in a long time, I actually find William attractive. Even his dorky dancing. Some say he was only goofing around – whatever he was doing, he looked like he was having a good time, genuinely enjoying himself, not constipated and boring…not quite quiverating, certainly not even close to the Hotness on Horse, but not entirely unsexy either. Full Story

Another Britney Witticism

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 00:00:00 July 4, 2007 00:00:00

You know what’s sad about Britney – in a long, long, long list of sad things about Britney? Britney actually thinks she’s smart, clever, and funny, like that dude at a party with all the hardy har har bad jokes. Kinda like my husband. My husband is the quintessential Bad Joke at the Party Guy – the guy who makes the obvious comment, the comments about poo or farting or sex. Full Story

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Good to be home and finally settled but if I hadn’t run out of money, my Chinese ass would still be in London. Perhaps a permanent move one day? Practically lived at Topshop as it is and am already used to the rain in Vancouver. But at least in London there’s actually a proper transit system. And Busaba Eathai in Soho - best Thai ever. Liver and mashed at Balans, dirty greasy breakfast at the Piccolo in Shepherd Market, mohitos at Floridita – love, love, loved it all. If you live there now, you know. But if you don’t and you plan to visit… you must.

Tuesday, online all day, check back often. I also posted on Monday July 2nd. Scroll down, keep scrolling to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Front Row Mismatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Don’t even mind the teeth anymore. Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel show in Paris today – Karl must have lost his sh-t as most of the marquee celebrities turned up at Dior but many opted to stay away from his. Some minion must have been on the receiving end of a vicious bitch beating fan today. Full Story

The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is coming to America and thanks to Motorola, I have one personalised soccer jersey signed by Becks himself to give away to a lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story

Total Gorgessity Out of School

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Emma Watson at the London premiere of OoTP this afternoon. Cute blue cocktail, very age appropriate and she doesn’t look like a proper skank 10 years older. How refreshing. When I interviewed her she mentioned she was attending fitting after fitting and had a boatload of clothes on the go for “publicity”. Full Story

Total Gorgessity Out of Black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

source Can’t even remember seeing Sofia Coppola not wearing black. But have a look – Sofia is utter gorgessity at the Dior event yesterday in a bold splash of colour. The dude with her is the baby father. Love the red clutch clashing with the pink, love the minimal makeup, love the bangle, love the hair, love love love it all. Full Story

She Ovulates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

TMZ is confirming that Nicole Richie is pregnant. You will recall that last week I reported exclusively that those who"ve styled her were gossiping that clothes were being sent back because they were too small, accounting for actual growth. Full Story

Next to a real star…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the worst wannabe smile – it’s clear some people are truly only meant for TV. Full Story

Old School Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Galliano for Dior Haute Couture Fall Winter 07/08 – always over the top, always exquisite, always completely impractical…but it’s couture, right? Why be sensible if you can afford a 50 thousand dollar dress? This year however marked the House of Dior’s 60th anniversary and on the heels of the sudden death of Galliano’s stalwart best friend Steven Robinson, anticipation for the show was particularly heightened with many wondering if John could possibly pull it off without his right hand. Full Story

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Drew Barrymore & the Poor Player Perv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Multiple sightings in NYC – Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff spent the weekend being a couple about town, holding hands, making out, not hiding their new love. Major score for him…major downgrade for her. Then again, Drew’s taste has always been… unorthodox. And Zach on the surface would appear to fit the mold. Full Story