Hot Asians on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 08:02:50 October 5, 2007 08:02:50

After what appeared to be a shaky start, looks like Patricia Field has found her footing – Lucy Liu’s wardrobe in Cashmere Mafia has shown significant improvement. And this outfit is no exception. That little dress is unbelievable. And that man beside her is even better. HOT Asian man’s name is Jack Yang. Full Story

Without Heath

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:38:31 October 5, 2007 07:38:31

Michelle Williams looking lovely and blonde again at last night’s premiere of I’m Not There. Heath was not there. And of course he hasn’t been there for months. Which is part of the reason why they split. Now that she’s single, she’s actually tying to smile more. This is a good thing. Full Story

Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:19:14 October 5, 2007 07:19:14

Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch up. I do love the hair. The hair looks amazing. Full Story

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

She certainly does love her freedom, non? Every time Britney’s supposed to be in court fighting for her boys, she checks into a first class hotel instead. What’s that all about anyway? Do drug dealers roam the halls of the Beverly Hills Four Seasons? In Hollywood, it’s actually not a stretch. I’ve seen 16 year olds snorting cocaine off a toilet paper dispenser in the washroom at the Roosevelt and management didn’t seem to care. Trust me…that entire town is f&cked.

But at least Britney has her career, right?

As I first reported exclusively the other day, her label is so jazzed about how well Gimme More sold on iTunes, it will release Gimme More the video on iTunes tomorrow (Friday) followed by an official MTV debut on Sunday night.

Finally watched this week’s Gossip Girl last night on PVR. As my friend Lara said the other day – Girl sh-t is the Best sh-t and what B did to S at the Ivy Mixer was epic. It’s high school for adults and I’m telling you…if you loved 90210, give Gossip Girl a chance.

Thursday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Congratulations to Tamsin – last day before moving on to better opportunities. Good luck!

PPS. And to Nicole as well for passing the CPA exam. Hope you had a proper celebration…if not, you MUST this weekend!

Planet Terror Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 15:34:19 October 4, 2007 15:34:19

It was released in theatres as one LOOONG movie – Grindhouse presents Death Proof directed by Quentin Tarantino and Planet Terror by Robert Rodriguez who, despite the fact that he’s a cheating slime, is one sexy motherf&cker. Owen Gleiberman from Entertainment Weekly has called Planet Terror “an instant classic” and while both films received largely positive reviews, most critics also seemed to agree that Planet Terror was slightly more entertaining. Full Story

Afternoon Email with the Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 15:18:50 October 4, 2007 15:18:50

Deny it to your bosses but you know what you do all day at work when you’re not working. What you do is email your girlfriends and your gays. About nothing and everything. My Main ‘Mo Darren and I are currently discussing Bali. He just got back on a two week trip and paid less than $2K for flight, accommodation, and food. Full Story

Taupe Tours Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 14:56:39 October 4, 2007 14:56:39

Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown that my Kiki would have totally owned but on Taupe she looks like she’s just brushed her teeth and is about to hop into bed. Full Story

Years of Practice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 14:24:07 October 4, 2007 14:24:07

Now THIS is mayjah. After a relatively low key month and some family troubles that are hopefully behind her, Posh is back and more mayjah than ever. Check her out today in Paris for the Cavalli flagship store opening. In all three photos, with and without Roberto, her pose and her facial expression remain EXACTLY THE SAME. Full Story

Chicken Fried Judged!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 00:00:00 October 4, 2007 00:00:00

It’s called Tough Love. And it’s about f&cking time. After all, this is a girl who has lived in excess for almost her entire life. Excessive working conditions, excessive partying conditions, with no structure, no limits, no reason to be accountable. And therefore a legendary laziness that is now threatening the welfare of her children. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 00:00:00 October 4, 2007 00:00:00

Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. Full Story

Mound Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 00:00:00 October 4, 2007 00:00:00

Can’t stand Bump Watch. But then she had to go and deny it. Blatantly. And make a fool out of Janice Min. No one makes a fool out of Janice Min. You will recall that last week, amid frenzied reports that she is pregnant, even though, as I’ve been saying, her hair stylist has been telling the free world, and you know the gays are never wrong in this respect, Jennifer Lopez still denied it to Us Weekly. Full Story