Worst Animal: Kelly Preston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Ah…no. Absolutely not. Absolutely never. Absolutely under no circumstances, I don’t give a sh-t who you are, I don’t care if Xenu himself arrived in his spaceship to bless it … this dress is WRONG. And this dress on the Oscar red carpet is not only wrong, it is a serious sign of disrespect – an insolent contamination that should not go unpunished. Full Story

Most Surprising: Celine Dion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

This is a woman who has tried and failed miserably with a backwards suit jacket and matching fedora at the Oscars. As such, all things considered, I’m thinkin’ tonight was a bit of shocker. Dare I say it? Celine looked almost normal. Until she started cheese-spraying the crown during her tribute, but still. Full Story

Three Whiskers up close

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full of giggling girls is idling at valet – you’ll be happy to know he travels in an environmentally friendly SUV. Full Story

Worst Charlize Theron: Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Constipated fashion winner incapable of looking anything but dour on the carpet – Charlize Theron has the same problem and it has everything to do with smiling. And it’s a shame, really. Because Emily Blunt is really so beautiful. And fashionable. And she was fantastic – if not a little boring – in this metallic blue strapless Calvin Klein made even more unremarkable because there was so little sparkle coming from inside of her. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference?   The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it tonight. Full Story

Best Lips: Rachel Weisz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

I was indifferent about the dress. But trust me, no one who saw her was looking at the dress. I’m telling you – Rachel Weisz is drop dead gorgeous. Like, absolutely breathtaking. The best shade of plum/wine ever and flawless skin, topped off by a quiet calm confidence and a smile for everyone as she came down the carpet. Full Story

Worst Recycle: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Three years ago…fine. If SJP and Nicole and several others hadn’t already dabbled in the fluffy skirt, absolutely. But this dress is over. It is SO over. And wearing something that’s been SO over for 3 years is a crime. Even though the colour is lovely, even though she’s mercifully not rockin’ the beehive, even though her skin is delicious and she was as sweet as they come on the carpet – even still, a showing like this is not impressive. Full Story

Most Overrated: Jennifer Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

All this hype about who was dressing her, Andre Leon Talley mentoring her, everyone wanting her… and this. This is what comes out of it? Two words: MAJOR Letdown. Two more letters: H&M Because I don’t care if it’s Oscar de la Renta. When you can buy it for $89.99 at the mall – it ain’t right and it certainly ain’t ok. Full Story

Best Black & Blue: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

She arrived early and she made an early splash. I don’t think the photos do her justice either. You had to see this dress up close. You had to see her from all angles…especially the black and blue combination, ordinarily an unacceptable bruise but on Maggie tonight, it was unf*cking believable. A band of black feathers at the bottom of the skirt, they caught the light from every photograph and I loved her quirky touch with the hairpiece, an old school glamour vibe – it was exactly the right note for exactly the right person. Full Story

The Oscar Fashion Wrap Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Of course it was Cate. But it’s always Cate. And because it’s always Cate, let’s just assume that she’ll own it every time. Which requires a new elevation – the Hall of Fame - so that others can have a chance to be fair. Fair? Again – it’s not what you and I would wear, but what THEY can and SHOULD be wearing. Full Story

Sunday, February 25, 2007 Dear Gossips, Oscar Morning. So there was so this pre-Oscar Armani party in LA last night and seriously…EVERYONE showed up. Like one big name after another: Clooney, Cate, Clive, Katie, Penelope, Mirren, Beyonce, Natalie Portman, Travolta, Mischa, Josh Hartnett…and the list goes on. Weird non? Katie and Penelope and Josh Hartnett in the same room? Definitely required delicate strategy but Armani being Armani, he pulled it off. Town is buzzing, everyone has arrived, and as of 5am Sunday morning, Britney was still in rehab. Small mercies. Big night tonight. Tune in to CTV or ctv.ca for full coverage live from the red carpet. And visit ctv.ca also for my Backstage Blog. Full report here as well some time late tonight, early tomorrow morning. All-nighter for the Oscars – totally worth it! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. I posted on Saturday – scroll down if you missed a few entries. PPS. Quick Oscar factoid: mandatory formal wear for everyone. Journalists, publicists, technicians, photographers - everyone. Don"t you love Hollywood Pomp?