Minnie Forgives, Minnie Moves On?

November 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I suppose we should be happy for her. Fresh off her shortlived/Hilton-sabotaged romance with Criss Angel it appears as though Minnie Driver has found herself a new man. Either that or she’s being consoled by her Main ‘Mo – but what LA gay would walk around with such a weird lookin’ hairline??? Thrilled that Minnie’s not lacking for suitors, not so thrilled that she’s moved past the Hilton homewreckage and probably won’t claw her eyes out. Full Story

Thursday, November 2, 2006
Dear Gossips, Being home means catching up on PVR – like TiVo to you in the States. I’m telling you… Friday Night Lights. Kyle Chandler is the Hotness. I ache for Kyle Chandler and in an old cougar way, I also ache for several strapping young football players. Please watch it. Please SAVE it. SAVE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!!! Thursday – real time blogging and don’t forget to click on “THIS WEEK” for posts you my have missed from yesterday. Updates throughout the day, new articles will appear first after this opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Katie: intellectual pursuits, industrious at work

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at UCLA for a Samuel Beckett celebration – rather ironic considering Beckett’s work is perhaps the antithesis to Tom’s gleaming teeth and rah rah rah persona or, given another interpretation, perhaps it is GMD’s very existence that underscores the oppressive social shackles imposed upon those exalted by the MiniVan Majority… though I have a sinking suspicion Beckett would have been vehemently opposed to alien religions and couch-jumping displays of affection. Full Story

Poor Jude is Poor, Poor Jude Sells Out?

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Divorce has apparently robbed Jude Law of the highbrow, high-end lifestyle so terribly that he has to suffer the indignity of renting and scraping away for a home of his own, having ceded his 4 million pound Primrose Hill residence to Sadie and the children, along with 15 thousand pounds a month in alimony. Full Story

The Daily Unfair: Gisele as Wonder Woman

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Come ON. Is this fair? IS THIS FAIR??? Is it not enough that she’s a freak of nature, among the most beautiful women on the planet, who held Leo’s heart for 2 years, and now…the ultimate injustice…she even looks good as Wonder Woman at Halloween? Full Story

Jen Comes Home in Public

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston arriving at LAX – she looks great, non? Fresh, natural makeup, cute hat, beautiful coat, happy relaxed smile after a few days with Vince in London, reunited after breaking up after not dating in the first place, all around the time of The Break Up DVD release …and wait, woah, woah, woah – check out the pappies!!! Not just one, not two, but an entire village tipped off to her return home. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? So desperate you can smell it. Full Story

VBTV

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Jeanine for reminding me…my new addiction and I forgot to share. Those of you signed up to Victoria Beckham’s new website should have already received a couple of emails from *her* about her book launch…but have you seen the videos??? VBTV has officially launched with the first in a series of promised clips of my Posh doing her “fashion” thing which of course consists of international shopping trips and making fun of clueless Japanese tour guides and holding a melon up to her face…a melon that curiously resembles her hard knock boobs. Full Story

Wednesday, November 1, 2006
Dear Gossips, Hard to believe but there was no reliable wireless connection at LAX…WTF??? It’s Wednesday, back at home, back to regular real time blogging schedule, check throughout the day for updates, and as for Reese…embarrassment is actually much worse than heartbreak. Hopefully Britney Spears is finally getting that message. New posts immediately after the opening cut and don’t forget to the archives for posts you may have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Matt Damon: Will Team America hurt his chances?

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know he’s my prediction right? For People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Totally a long shot but I’m holding fast, though I do worry about the Team America thing. Have you seen it? One of the funniest bits in the movie is the way they make fun of Matt Damon – he pops up randomly and the only thing he does is say his name… “Matt Damon!” for absolutely no reason. Full Story

Luke Wilson needs money

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How do you go from the cult brilliance of Old School to Blonde Ambition with Jessica Simpson? The only explanation? Luke Wilson must be broke. Therefore, Luke Wilson must be selling out. Two weeks ago he wouldn’t work with her, now MTV is reporting that he’s tapped to co-star with her in a new movie…don’t know what it’s about, don’t care what it’s about, but ironically enough, filming begins later on this month in Louisiana…and you remember what happened in Louisiana, don’t you? One Jackass, one Jessie, one number between 68 and 70 – legend has it, he introduced her to the delights of oral communication and, in particular, he introduced her to the delights of oral communication from the back door. Full Story