Scientology and Hairspray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

The Pilot in drag. For a role, of course. Never in real life. Because John Travolta’s only indulgence is a really a great massage, right? And when your muscles are getting kneaded with such pleasure, resulting in so much relaxation, courtesy of a goodlooking masseur, c*ckstands are actually just par for the course. Full Story

The Pitts,The Big Easy,The Gloat,and The Editorial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly laid claim to the official confirmation this week: Brad and Angelina have bought a home in New Orleans, the French Quarter, and are said to be enrolling their children into local schools, making a permanent move away from LA to The Big Easy. Warning: Gloat ahead. Stop reading if you can’t stand it…but didn’t you know that already? As I first reported exclusively back in November Full Story

Thursday, January 18, 2007
Dear Gossips, Freezing my buns off in Park City, the madness should begin today at the opening press conference with Robert Redford and the special guest juror – last year it was Terence Howard. Interestingly enough, Jared Leto’s new movie Chapter 27, co-starring none other than Lindsay Lohan, will be making its debut at Sundance next week. As we now know, Lilo will likely not be able to attend, though I wouldn’t put it past Dina Lohan to bust her out of rehab for the annual Sundance experience. Other celebrities expected to show FOR WORK: Justin Timberlake, Sienna Miller, Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Ryan Reynolds, and – like, Oh.My.God. I can’t f&cking wait – my pre-Gwyneth, Veronica Sawyer herself…Winona Ryder. Of course, because it’s the Festival for Swag, there will naturally be a whole other clusterf&ck of stars arriving in quick succession at the weekend to pick up some free sh-t, will keep you posted. Thursday – blogging throughout the day, check back often for new posts and scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Britney Spears is NOT pregnant.

Posh Fashion Week continues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" room, the idea being to almost create pitch inside the mansion. Full Story

Cam & the Hawaiian Rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Another case of Hollywood Romantic Musical Chairs. TMZ is reporting that Hermy has hooked up with Kelly Slater, former lover of Gisele Bundchen, to whom she went running after breaking up with Leonardo DiCaprio who of course was Cam’s co-star in Gangs of New York and with whom she was seen chatting rather closely after the Globes. Full Story

Jess & Ashlee: becoming each other

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Source Joe Simpson’s factory workers out for a night on the town, though in all fairness, maybe it’s the Sundance elevation going straight to my head but that straight on top, kinky on the bottom locks look is kinda growing on me. For someone with pin straight hair – any wave will do, you know? Full Story

Katie and JLo: Robo-brides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in favour of a gaggle of Thetans holding court inside. Full Story

Sienna & Josh: the latest Weinstein production?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

According to People, always the mouthpiece for a publicist sanctioned story, Josh Harnett was seen caressing Sienna’s thigh at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night, eventually leaving together hand in hand towards the bungalow area. Needless to say, reps for both are “downplaying” the report but, beyond the simply superficial (that they’d be physically well suited) there could also be some professional intrigue at play behind this new hookup. Full Story

Kiki & Seth Cohen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

According to Us Weekly, Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody were getting close at Hyde the other day...which probably just means they said hello. Still, given that Andy Samberg was rumoured to be her most recent conquest, Adam does seem to fit her new mold, and while so many teenypops are still mourning the death of Adam and Rachel Bilson, I have to tell you, to me at least, he and my Kiki kinda make sense. Full Story

Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Dear Gossips, Travel day - headed to Park City, Utah on assignment for eTalk. In other words...Smut at Sundance!!! Posting from airport until flight, will post again when settled. Post-Globes gossip still trickling in...stay tuned. As for Angelina Jolie blowing off Ryan Seacrest - have you seen the clip? If not, click here - call me Cruise but I actually thought she was being nice. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Saving Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the footsteps of Drew Barrymore… which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story