Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia?

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed him, and that as such, she would – like all wives – do “anything for him”, which apparently means getting jacked so hard she was started to bald. Full Story

Pipsqueak hosts MTV Europe

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The show goes down tomorrow, here’s Pipsqueak at the press conference today, driving the teenyboopers crazy. What 14 year old could resist this wink? So I’ll admit that I love My Love. It’s a hot groove, can’t get enough…because the falsetto is fantastic for the ear, if not for the loins, and while JT will never, ever, ever occupy a spot on the Freebie Five, his talent IS undeniable, though I wouldn’t stay that around KFed who, I’m told, kisses his teeth whenever Pipsqueak pipes up. Full Story

Reese & Ryan: Us Weekly

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WARNING – GLOATING AHEAD. Stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Check out the new cover of Us Weekly with more information on the separation including eye witness accounts of Ryan openly making out with a blonde at a sushi restaurant, presumed to be Abbie Cornish. The magazine contends that Ryan did not attempt to deny the accusations and, as I wrote earlier, saw it almost as a welcome relief from his marital shackles. Full Story

Brad builds again

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taken today in India. He’s back, he’s building, he is the f&cking hotness, seriously my loins, out of control, has Brad Pitt ever been sexier? A father, an activist, a philanthropist…and a BUILDER??? This, my fellow gossips, is why I’ve been married for almost 5 years. My husband builds things too. Full Story

Reese and the Way

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Turns out my Nashville sources aren’t just good for Urban dirt. Townsfolk are normally tight lipped about this sh-t but hey, when the heat is on, I suppose people get a little lax. Several locals have been in touch about the local rumour mill, apparently the worst kept secret in Nashville. *Allegedly* her father has a wife and a mistress, and *allegedly* the two co-exist, even frequent the same establishments though the unofficial partner defers to the official one and never oversteps her bounds. Full Story

The Alba Demon: making nice…or just dumb?

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to MD and TD for the tip... If you’re familiar with my site, you have likely read about the Alba Terrorisation of Vancouver over the course of the last couple of months. Her attitude has reached near legendary proportions here with many tales of horrible treatment to on set assistants and crew members and unacceptable behaviour in local shoppes, including an incident where she is rumoured to have trailed her dog and his sh-t into a clothing store without an apology or an offer to clean it up. Full Story

Jess: Better With Less

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her face has not been painted by a tranny…I think Jessica Simpson is a very, very pretty girl. Full Story

KFed confirms, sells, and sucks up

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Kevin Federline announced yesterday via USA Today the name of his 4th child – a boy with Britney called Jayden James, something we’ve known for days, but curiously only confirmed on Tuesday, October 31st…the day his album dropped. The man is imaginative, non? Imaginative and also desperate. Word is, Britney is pissed. Full Story

Reese & Ryan: the other woman and the other women

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How about the National Enquirer? Three weeks, three lock tight, slam dunk home runs beginning with the Grey’s Anatomy controversy…clearly stepping up to the smut game and delivering huge. As you know, they were the first to reveal the identity of Ryan Philippe’s *latest* on set fling, some flooze named Abbie Cornish with whom he has not been shy about groping all over Texas. Full Story

Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Dear Gossips, Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts. Please forgive typos? No time to edit, travel day today. New articles will appear at the top, just after the opening paragraph. As for Reese and Ryan, Roger Friedman at Fox News is reporting that the two had a major scrap in NYC a couple of weeks ago at the Flags premiere, which corroborates the account of a photographer called Hugo2030 who was the first to describe the UNaffection between the Witherspoons and (gloating now) detailed on this site nearly two weeks ago. And the alleged adultery? Stay tuned, gossips. Rumour has it, he has AWFUL taste in extracurricular partners.

The Daily Heathering: Emmy Rossum

October 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My new favourite word: Heathering Perhaps a better word: Rossum-ing. Use it in a sentence? We came home from vacay and noticed the expired milk container was emitting the most rossum odour. Or… The septic tank overflowed and the Wilson’s lawn was now flooded with its rossuming contents, fouling up the entire neighbourhood. Full Story