Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Today is Thursday … a night The Office should be on. But for the writer’s strike. My favourite Friday Night Lights is on tomorrow. Just one of precious few new episodes remaining.

Please Sweet Xenu. Please end the strike soon.

In the meantime, The Office’s Angela – Angela Kinsey – is pregnant. Word is the story will be written into the show whenever this thing is resolved. See hilarious mock up of an Angela/Dwight baby attached. Some baby daddy mystery issues are ahead. Love it!

Am blogging all day, check back often. And congratulations to Claudia E, winner of the Oceans 13 DVD set!

More holiday giveaway action to come!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Katie Holmes is not a stingy bitch. Quite the opposite, in fact. One of the reasons the GMD has hidden his secrets so successfully, you see, is because unlike so many of his peers, he knows when to pay, and when to pay well. KatE therefore has learned the art of compensation. Unlike C&C who shamelessly stocks up on freebies like it’s an entitlement that comes with the award.


You Can Keep Her!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 10:18:51 November 29, 2007 10:18:51

Pamela Anderson gave an interview to USA Today recently dishing on her career prospects and her personal life. According to Pam, she’s super in demand, with producers literally throwing themselves at her for work that she keeps having to turn down. "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. Full Story

Walking Behind Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity was wasted, even though Ebola told Ellen yesterday that she was single. Full Story

Red Rumey & Her Sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 07:55:01 November 29, 2007 07:55:01

Like clockwork. It’s been about 2 weeks since my Rumey’s last sighting – announced as this year’s Miss Golden Globe. Which is why she showed up yesterday for photographers shopping with baby sister Tallulah, said by some to be the most attractive Willis/Moore progeny. It’s not Rumer’s best face forward, is it? No… the angles. Full Story

The Lifetime Promotes Sweeney Todd

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

Again – don’t insult him with a Freebie Five nomination. Why would one night be enough? Would a lifetime be enough? Never. Johnny Depp in London after dinner with frequent co-collaborator Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter and also at the Sweeney Todd presser – pics from Deppendance Full Story

Can You Feel It?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 07:21:32 November 29, 2007 07:21:32

Oh he is totally tapping that. Totally. Can you feel their sexual energy popping off the photos? Last night – Milo Ventimiglia and that litle Lolita Hayden Panettiere attended a theatre production with fellow castmates from Heroes but it’s really all about what happened after. Would you bet your boob job the after involved the two of them without their colleagues? Deny, deny, deny… but there is something. Full Story

Dost Thou…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 04:35:06 November 29, 2007 04:35:06

Protest too much, my Gwyneth? Have been mentioning the rumours for months – that Gwyneth and Chris are on the outs, that London gossips have been buzzing about his alleged infidelity though nothing substantive has been put forward and am also told they have in fact been out on a few occasions for dinner at paparazzi-free places in London. Full Story

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Lance & Ashley NYC Reunited?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE Olsen style. And Ashley is getting more and more beautiful by the day…so while you may think it’s kinda creepy, can you blame Lance for finding her attractive? Here’s Ashley chic and gorgeous last night at the Grand Reopening of the New Museum on the Bowery hosted by Calvin Klein. Full Story

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Better Helio than Marie but in the end the MiniVan still couldn’t stomach Mel B. But seriously, sweet Xenu, please end the writer’s strike already…

And did Xenu get to Andrew Morton? The book, our hope, the truth… has the GMD shut it down? Sigh. Like Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise cannot be felled. More on that later.

Wednesday – new posts all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Am off to Toronto tonight to host the launch of Secret’s new Because You"re Hot campaign.  Click here for your chance to win a night of hot experiences!

PPS. Happy Birthday to Allison on your 33rd

PPPS. And to Katrina too – Happy Birthday and thank you for reading the site for as long as you have.

PPPPS. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rarely keep swag, if ever. They do however thoughtfully donate the items to local charities. Therefore Angelina is of course not Cheap & Crafty. Wrong year.

No Country Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

No Country for Old Men is the most critically film of the year positioning Javier Bardem and a surprising Josh Brolin as possible Oscar contenders. Javier always. But Josh? Yes…Josh. Now no longer known as just Barbra Streisand’s stepson and Diane Lane’s husband who may or may not be a wife beater stemming from an incident during which the cops were called to the house on domestic abuse claims, Josh is finally the centre of his own attention. Full Story

Angelina vs Marion?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Biopic vs Biopic. Will it be Angelina’s Mariane Pearl vs Marion Cotillard’s Edith Piaf come Oscar night? Here’s Marion last night at the Gotham Awards – stunning, stunning, stunning. Love, love, love. Both performances were world class. But at the risk of waking the Brangelunatic beast, Marion’s was truly transformative. Full Story