Happy Birthday Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Married to that piece of hotness? Every day is her birthday. But what would a Posh birthday be without shopping? In Paris no less? Here they are, the Beckhams, colour and coif coordinated per usual, fighting off those smutty reports that they’ve grown apart due to her frequent jaunts to America. Full Story

Little Children DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

I cannot tell you how f&cking brilliant this movie is. The kind of movie that stays with you and bothers you for days. I LOVED Little Children. I loved Kate Winslet in Little Children. She is complicated and conflicted and not all that likeable but very likeable and believable and … there are no words. Full Story

RoboBride: summoned home for dinner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Quick non? Katie was in Shreveport to begin shooting Mad Money. All of a sudden last night, she’s back in LA out for dinner with her husband and well…it’s really not hard to figure out why. Looks like someone wanted to show off his new … makeover??? The Gay Midget Dwarf – something about his face…there’s been an adjustment, don’t you think? As in the kind of adjustment that can take away 15 years? Every Queen needs a touch-up, y’all. Full Story

On Madge, on marriage, on Malawi, and moustaches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie, that he was supposed to travel with her to Malawi, that they fought and he refused to follow – as I reported last week, he is working on a tv show for ABC. Full Story

What’s in it for John: Tits & Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Not that you didn’t already know but if you take a look at the double handful he gets to goose, in addition to a side order of fellatio courtesy of those Restylane-lips, it’s not hard to figure out why John Mayer has been shamed by his c*ck.Check out Jessica out on the town last night, Main ‘Mo in tow, squeezing herself into a tarty little outfit to hold herself over while John’s on tour in Toronto. Full Story

Kiki Brings it, Franco too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Wearing black at the Spidey press conference in Japan – the skirt, the simplicity, my Kiki looks divine, non? Here’s Kiki with what looks to be the full cast of Spiderman 3. Sam Raimi and Tobey look related, don’t they? As for James Franco…OK so he needs a nap and a shower. And I’m not sure why his pants are so tight. Full Story

Overrated goes to Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of course. But seriously, what ELSE can Jessica Biel do BUT go to the gym, go the beach, go walk the dog, go on Letterman with a great white dress and lovely red lipstick and Just. Full Story

Reining in Homo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

They had him on a short leash for a long time. And then he earned their trust. He behaved for a decade. He made babies, he held the queer feather deep inside. So then they loosened up. They let him go to Toronto. To dress up in drag for a movie called Hairspray. They let him run wild and free, away from the shackles, to taste freedom for a few months as reward for toeing the line for so long, confident that he’d been completely rehabilitated, confident that the doctrine had “fixed” his problem. Full Story

A shot at the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Just announced yesterday – David Beckham and the LA Galaxy will play the Vancouver Whitecaps in Vancouver on October 3. So, like, I live in Vancouver. Do I want to beat down 20 thousand bitches for a shot at #2 on my List? Tough decision. Here’s David at practice the other day. Man is so fine I can’t stand it. Full Story

Edward Norton: Is He Poor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

I suppose I can understand the decision on the part of Marvel Studios – Edward Norton plays dark and conflicted and morose and depressed better than almost anyone else. And what better adjectives to describe The Hulk? But according to early reports, the sequel to Ang Lee’s 2003 box office disaster will be “less serious” with a much more comic-book feel… like smash, wham, bam, no relevant dialogue, just visual hypnosis. Full Story

More “candids” from the Family Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

My favourite. Brad and Angie and their 2 middle children at Paramount Studios on Sunday. Not sure whether they’re dropping off or picking up, but there’s a good shot of Little Pax and of course Baby Z clinging to Daddy. Parents aren’t supposed to play preferences but gossips can, right? Zahara is my pet. Full Story