Cameron Diaz: Dogface is back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

From the neck down … BRILLIANT. From the neck up…absolutely atrocious. And the thing is – Cameron Diaz knows better. Cameron Diaz KNOWS when too much is too much. Which makes this an even greater crime, because ignorance is only an excuse for the ignorant. Here’s Cam last Thursday at the Chanel event, long toned legs popping out from under a funky short shift only she could pull off. Full Story

Isla Fisher: Red in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Love.Her. Bride-to-be of Borat, Isla in Australia on Saturday for the G"Day USA Penfolds Icon Black Tie Gala, probably in LA by now for the Globes tonight, scheduled to be standing by her man. In person she’s even cuter - saw her at TIFF in September, five foot 4 with heels on, little body, big smile, easy disposition, just as adorable as she was in Wedding Crashers. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, lovely bone structure, even with so many fetching attributes, Jennifer Garner just never quickens your pulse… and it was more of the same on this night. Full Story

Blame the Gay Midget Dwarf?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

The English and the Beckhams – a love/hate relationship, they say they can’t stand the Chav but when the Chav leaves the Motherland, it’s accusations of betrayal and disloyalty and greed, with Victoria positioned as the primary scapegoat. And you wonder why I’m an anglophile? According to UK rags, David was desperate to rejoin The Premiereship but Posh talked him out of it, preferring the glitz and the glam of Hollywood to the understated restraint of her British roots and in the end, they say Becks only agreed for the sake of the children, favouring American schools and security over their European options… Yet again, Victoria gets what Victoria wants. Full Story

Concrete Tits: The Frenzied Arrival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Touching down at the weekend aboard a British Airways flight, prompting a pappy clusterf*ck at LAX which is quite likely exactly what she was after. I mean, why else would Posh forgo the private jet? You know she doesn’t love the environment, you know she’d rather sit in camel coloured leather seats without having to suffer the indignity of SHARING flight attendants with other passengers, and yet here she is, hopping off a commercial liner as a small village of photographers gathers on the welcome mat, soaking in every flash, the splashiest of arrivals, proving once and for all that… Posh Spice was born for Los Angeles. Full Story

Critics’ Choice: Euphoria for McGosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

That earsplitting sound you heard on Friday night was the collective squeal of a million McGoslings losing their sh-t over Ryan and Rachel’s together togetherness at the Critics’ Choice Awards in Santa Monica. Still a couple, definitely still adorable, even with the pink hair and the sexual predator moustache. Full Story

Friday, January 12, 2007
Dear Gossips, Was held up in meetings and media yesterday and thus was unable to join in the collective euphoria over The News: It will be Angel. The Beckhams’ Final Attempt – will it be Waterloo? Can they really conquer America? Or does $250 million over 5 years mean they already have? Globes just three days away, more presenters announced including Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts. And remember – BOTH Cam AND Pip have been tapped to attend, and now that they’ve finally issued confirmation of a split, the awkward fireworks on that carpet should be absolutely delicious. Friday – posting continually throughout the day, check back often for updates, have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My love and smutty thanks to Suzanne, Tova, and Vanessa for the special visit at Off The Record yesterday… PPS. My love and smutty thanks to all of you who’ve asked for an editorial re: the Page Six heroin blind item/Marilyn Manson/Angelina Jolie connection. Am leaving Toronto for home on Saturday – look for my comments late Sunday/Monday morning. PPPS. Check me out on the CBC Morning News Friday at 9:30am EST dishing on all things Beckham!

The Face of the Alba Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Photos of The Demon with her ManServant earlier this week suggest she was in the middle of chewing him out – obviously hard to say for sure going only by body language analysis but the facial expressions do shed some light on what it’s like to be on the receiving end of one of her infamous “episodes”. Full Story

Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day but never a bad coat and shoes day. Full Story

Gossip, Sports, Valley Girls, Whores…and My Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion – consider yourself warned, stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Off the Record yesterday, the ultra charismatic Michael Landsberg put me in the hot seat for a segment called Next Question – a series of questions delivered rapid-fire about sports and celebrities covering everyone from Derek Jeter to Tara Reid to Yao Ming to John Travolta to Tom Cruise. Full Story