Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they need therapists. Let the Scientologists go f*cking live on a planet of their own. Full Story

The Daily Puppet: Keith Urban

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kenny Chesney took home Entertainer of the Year honours at the CMA Awards last night – well deserved according to everyone in Nashville and not exactly a surprise. As one of my sources said to me last week, “The only way Keith wins it is if SHE buys it for him again like last year.” For all the publicity posturing, I’m telling you… they really don’t like her down there. Full Story

Monday, November 6, 2006
Dear Gossips, Borat…he will not be execute. Do you LOVE it??? Was at Gemini Awards honouring Canadian television this weekend – check out my interviews with Evangeline Lilly and Lukas Rossi on eTalk tonight and finally some exclusive Pitt gossip…more details below. Monday - continuous blogging, check back throughout the day for fresh posts, go through archives if you missed anything from last week. But first…wrapping up the weekend. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily McGosling: Breakfast in Toronto

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here you go McGoslings – since y’all can’t go a couple of days without wringing your hands with worry, fretting about the Notebook status, here’s your Monday medication courtesy of several readers lucky enough to have breakie with Rachel and Ryan on Sunday! Thanks to Katy H for the following: “I had lunch with a friend at Cafe La Gaffe on Baldwin yesterday and when we arrived Rachel and Ryan were there having brunch with a few other people. Full Story

eTalk Madonna Exclusive! The Other Mother!

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been following the Madonna adoption saga, you will not that David’s biological father has not been shy with the press, with one account after another about what really happened, Madonna’s intentions, his own intentions, and most recently, that a Canadian woman had been caring for the baby and wanted to adopt him before Madge swept him and took David away. Full Story

KFed in NYC: the highbrow review

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently the only people who showed up to watch his assy performance were either given free tickets or assigned to do it because they were reporters. Click here to read this hilarious piece of literary genius by New York Magazine. Full Story

Britney distressed?

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emails are flying in from all over NYC today. Buzz in the Big Apple is that late last week, Britney was rumoured to be seen bawling her eyes out at her hotel after slamming down her cell phone in frustration, presumably after speaking with KFed. That golddigging piece of sh-t was in town promoting his pathetic and is expected to be in Toronto for MuchonDemand later on this afternoon. Full Story

Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven?

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy covets his boots could be the temptation he needs to finally make the jump. Full Story

Keith Urban set free?

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the Freeze. As I hear it, the reason he went in *allegedly* is because SHE was embarrassed about the cheating scandals, wanted to bury them in something more sympathetic. Full Story

Hugh Jackman: A new candidate for SMA

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a new candidate has emerged. Click here for People’s latest video leading up to the unveiling on November 17. While all the previously listed frontrunners are also included, Hugh’s image is the last to appear, leading many to believe that McDreamy’s rash of bad press has resulted in a set of new odds with Jackman leading the way. Full Story