Why I Love Lauren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story

Drew & Zach = Drew & Cam?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Hollywood Dating Pool becoming like a Trailer Park. Let’s play the Six Degrees thing, shall we? Drew and Zach Braff reportedly hooked up in NYC at the weekend, Zach used to date Mandy Moore, Mandy Moore was with Wilmer Valderrama, Wilmer also tapped Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan goosed Jared Leto, Jared and Cameron Diaz shared a 3 year love… So in a bodily fluid exchange kind of way…does this mean Drew and Cam could technically be BFFs with benefits? Just asking. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story

A Deviated Septum requires shaving?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

I said the other day that I couldn’t tell a difference…my bad. Apparently I hadn’t looked closely enough, and there are people who have spent a lot of time analysing both iterations – the nose before and the nose after: was it just a deviated septum? Not a plastic surgeon, can’t say for sure, but if you are – would love to hear your comments, send them along. Full Story

Claire Danes: a Karma Face Question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Fashion Week – she made it to one of the shows. Is her Karma Face receding? Has the Goddess forgiven the homewreckage? Or is that a lifetime thing – the modern version of the scarlett letter branded all over her face? I can’t decide – from certain angles there’s a lot of suffering going on. And then there’s the closeup. Full Story

Tuesday, February 6, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today (February 6, 2007) is your last chance to enter The Departed Giveaway - good luck! As for Tom and Katie grooving on the dance floor – please please please tell me you’ve seen the video? More on that later. Live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Jennifer Aniston’s new nose? Honestly, I can’t tell the difference. Great surgeon, non?

Ryan Phillippe: From Reese to 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Charming, isn"t he? First the infidelity, the Aussie co-star, the numerous girls on location, including 3 alleged skanks from the same Cactus Club location in Vancouver, not to mention countless others in Toronto and beyond. And now, on the heels of a "contrite and introspective" interview with Extra the other day, during which he attempted to re-gain the love of the MiniVan Majority with repeated mentions of his devotion to his children, Ryan Phillippe has stepped out with an 18 year old actress called Nikki Reed - she did a movie called Thirteen (scared the sh-t out of me) with Evan Rachel Wood. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: Granny Goes for Walk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Ironic, non? All that Freeze and she still ends up looking old. Perhaps older than she would have done if she had left that sh-t alone. But here’s Nic with her trainer keeping it slim and trim – she has a great ass doesn’t she? – if far from fresh and youthful. She’s younger thank Sandy Bullock, you know. Full Story

Book Seven: Counting Down ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Only Jo can do this. In a message to Potter fans on her site, JK Rowling offers a glimpse into her emotional state of mind, now that she has finished the finale, now that Harry’s journey is complete. In typical Rowling fashion though, she teases and tantalizes almost to the point of madness: Charles Dickens put it better than I ever could: "It would concern the reader little, perhaps, to know how sorrowfully the pen is laid down at the close of a two-years" imaginative task; or how an Author feels as if he were dismissing some portion of himself into the shadowy world, when a crowd of the creatures of his brain are going from him for ever. Full Story

The Daily Bitchslap: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

As is often the case, sugar sweet conceals a raging cow. And if you’ve been reading my column for long enough, you are no doubt quite familiar with Emmy’s nasty reputation – behind those doe-eyes lies a first class c-bomb and if a bitch can set herself apart during fashion week, among the cattiest queens in the business, you know her inner Mean must be legendary, right? So why keep a Legend hidden backstage? “Emmy Rossum is a nightmare to work with. Full Story

The Daily Girlcrush: Liv Tyler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Because she’s completely irresistible…and one of the most beautiful faces on the planet with a reportedly equally beautiful soul. Because she’s not a famewhore, because she messed up in private and she cleaned up in private and she rose up the better for it. Because she eats. Because she doesn’t starve and she’s still tall and curvy and gorgeous as all hell. Full Story