Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 15:53:00 August 24, 2007 15:53:00

Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - aware that too many endorsements in the English-speaking world could hurt their images, they opt instead to sign huge deals in Asia, stipulating that the ads cannot run over here…mostly because of the aforementioned sell out accusation factor, but also because accepting a Hello Kitty paycheque means a serious swallowing of artistic pride. Full Story

Little Sci’s Tantrum & Katie’s Weekly Presentation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

This is why I am the worst aunt and would be an even worse mother: when toddlers cry (excluding the event of an emergency – easy there MiniVan), to me it’s so cute I have to laugh… which I’m told encourages whatever they happen to be wailing about. Which is why this clip of Little Sci getting upset about something is probably the most adorable I’ve ever seen her…and she’s already incredibly adorable. Full Story

The Pitt Family Frenzy in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 15:01:00 August 24, 2007 15:01:00

Nothing like a Pitt Family outing in the Big Apple to make everyone lose their sh-t. Check it out – Brad and Angelina and the children minus the Chosen One went shopping at an art store today and people went bananas. Photographers and fans everywhere. Brad had asked the paps the day before to exercise some restraint around his kids. Full Story

Better from the Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 14:29:22 August 24, 2007 14:29:22

From the face front side, I’d say pretty average but the backside? Damn. Jennifer Aniston has a sweet sweet bottom! Pilates works! So does swimming in the ocean instead of shouting at it! Here she is in Hawaii, still vacationing with Courteney and David and perhaps taking a lesson from a surfer dude. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Word is she’s a sweetheard. And of course she’s incredibly gorgeous. Emily Blunt in Mean Magazine. After her scene-stealing turn in Prada and her Golden Globe win last year, Emily is has now joined the list of elite actresses offered the most prestigious roles. And how. Emily is scheduled to start shooting The Young Victoria in which she plays Queen Victoria in a film by none other than Martin Scorsese. Full Story

Wrinkled by Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 09:46:31 August 24, 2007 09:46:31

Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does it wrinkle? source Full Story

More Proof He’s Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Christian Bale. One of the most sought after actors, matinee idol good looks, chooses not to take his career down a certain path, not a famewhore, devoted to his wife, doesn’t sell out, for all those who keep making excuses for celebrities, blaming the paparazzi for lack of privacy – it is possible, you see, not to be one of them. Full Story

The Hotness Loses his Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 07:33:00 August 24, 2007 07:33:00

Poor Becks! Transatlantic travel is taking its toll. Becks was in Europe earlier this week practicing for England’s friendly against Germany, then he flew back immediately to suit up for the LA Galaxy’s match against Chivas USA. In the first half, Chivas midfielder Jesse Marsch fouled him too hard, Becks lost his sh-t and got up in Jesse’s face, ready to throw down. Full Story

Perfect Prison Pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 07:10:57 August 24, 2007 07:10:57

Check it out. Nicole Richie’s booking photo yesterday. Cute, non? The secret when it comes to these girls is obviously dipping the chin. I try to remember this now when my friends are waving their cameras around at parties for immediate posting on Facebook. Funny thing is – have you had a passport photo taken recently? Because of increased security concerns, the guidelines for acceptable photos are super strict. Full Story