Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

The Daily Divorcee: Whitney & Halle

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Divorced and thriving – not that I’m pro-split or anything but in both their cases, it was undeniably a good thing, spiritually AND physically. Here are Whitney and Halle at the Carousel of Hope Ball at the weekend, both looking divine, both celebrating post-divorce freedom…especially Whitney. The rehab bloat seems to have receded, the sparkle is back, hopefully the voice is back as well, and as we all know, Clive Davis is pushing for the Comeback to end all comebacks…even more astounding than Mariah’s bounce and flounce after the Glitter breakdown. Full Story

Brad Pitt: Unlimited Goodness

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It just doesn’t stop, does it? First the weekend parenting hotness, now another side of the Pitt – getting his hands dirty alongside other volunteers and workers in Patan Village yesterday, “as part of the Jimmy Carter Project to build 100 homes in a week for the underprivileged section of society. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not be sad to see Annette Bening finally acknowledged, I’d also love to see at Kate vs Cate battle. Full Story

The Daily Upholstery: Hilary Duff

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works. But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass. And the way she wore it is even assier. Here’s Hilary looking like sh-t at the Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night, hair coloured jet for a movie, though the same excuse can’t be used for the eye makeup – MUCH too dark for someone who clearly can’t rock goth and, just like the others, looks like she"s barely surviving. Full Story

Family Pitt at Play, Family Madge on the Move

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos minus The Chosen One from India – Brad and Angelina spending some down time with Maddox and Baby Zahara at what looks like a local park. Brad is the hotness these days, non? I think it’s the hair, the hair is the perfect length, though I suppose the sexy subliminal messages of virility – in sharp contrast to the Gay Midget Dwarf - could have something to do with it. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, on the phone with police, running from stalkers who turned out to be pappies. Full Story

“HEATHER-ing” is the New Vomit

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta love Stella McCartney – notoriously opposed to her father’s relationship with that golddigging slut from the very beginning, Stella is naturally livid over Heather’s recent suggestions that her mother Linda had also been abused by Paul…so much so that she apparently flew into a rage and threatened to kick Heather’s ass, only to be held off by Paul at the door, pleading for her to calm down for the sake of her baby. Full Story

Friday, October 27, 2006
Dear gossips, Nicole Richie is finally getting help – obviously a good thing, hopefully Kate Bosworth is next, and end of story because if it’s unkind to make fun of the severely obese, why then is it OK to make fun of the severely skeletal, especially when it relates to someone with serious, serious problems? Real time blogging Friday – check back often for updates, check archives under THIS WEEK for posts you missed from yesterday, and again, please excuse typos. Am still in LA, writing on the fly, little time for edits. Have a great weekend – yours in gossip, Lainey