Introducing Joss Stone Album Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Joss Stone’s new album drops today. I have 4 copies of her CD to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected] including your name and location with Joss Stone as the subject. Condition: Joss blonde or Joss red? Entry must be received by Thursday noon PST. Winners selected randomly, contacted by Friday…good luck! Full Story

Analysing Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

She’s supposedly pregnant because she was wearing an overcoat last week and I have no idea either way, she very well may be. But last night at the Zac Posen show…does she look pregnant to you? Just asking…  Full Story

Pipsqueak is a Whiney Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

And THIS is why I call him Pipsqueak. New interview with Details, JT moans and groans about his “pop” status, swearing like a grown-up at the critics who’ve incorrectly labeled his music, despite the fact that he is who is he is because he was in a f&cking boyband! And still, he is an “artiste”… right? It’s, like, R&B music he’s up there squeaking to…right? He’s SUCH a manly man with creative integrity…right? Eye roll, please. Full Story

LA Fashion Contamination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling tranny-style last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch so caught up in her own delusional greatness, she actually believes the haters are in the minority. Full Story

Elisha Cuthbert: 3 Strikes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

1. She hangs out with Hollywood Ebola 2. That gawdy piece of Chanel tacky ass hanging off her neck at a fashion show last night. 3. Dating that useless prick Sean Avery – the sorriest f*cking excuse for a hockey player, like, ever. Full Story

Salma Supports

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Yesterday at the Vanessa Williams Walk of Fame induction ceremony. As you can see, she lost the electrocution locks and went for a blow out - beautiful. And… if you look closely… there’s her bump. But only if you can get past her jugs. Can’t even imagine how much bigger. Source Full Story

Nicole’s new fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

I like it. I like it a lot. Do you like it? Nicole out for dinner last night, an evening break from shooting the next installment of that useless reality show The Simple Life. Seriously…does anyone still watch? As for the fringe – I wish I could fringe. But according to Feng Shui, women in their 30s and 40s shouldn’t fringe. Full Story

Little Sci the Toddler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast! So if it’s not a weekend at the pitch, it’s a weekend at the basketball court. Here are the GMD, Katie, and Little Sci on Sunday. As you can see, she’s walking, she’s climbing, she’s a toddler, and she’s really really cute. Tom on the other hand, the wear and tear of the secret homo fraud – keeping a secret can eat you alive. Full Story

Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which will no doubt rile the MiniVan. Full Story

Monday, March 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney just passed 4 weekends in rehab – speculation now growing that she’ll be released this week. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan continues to party her Dirty Face off…but is she getting sloppy? More on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Children of Men Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Two words: Clive Owen. One question: want him? In my ranking of Ugly Hotties, Clive slips in at #2. Behind Daniel Craig and in front of Gerard Butler though that could change after tonight – am seeing 300 – but I doubt it. Not down with the beard. So unless he loses the 1970s French porn vaginal growth that the costume designers have stuck to his face, Gerard stays off the Freebie Five. Full Story