Kate Hates Heather, Everybody Hates Heather

October 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In a scathing article today in the London Sun, it has been reported that Kate Moss has offerred to defend the McCartney family if necessary against Heather Mills"s ludicrous claims of abuse. Kate apparently called the allegations utter bullsh-t and described Heather as a "f-cking gazelle" - undoubtedly able, physically and emotionally, to hurdle most obstacles, least of all the lack of a bedpan. Full Story

Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Dear Gossips, Real time blogging Tuesday so check back often Wednesday is a travel day - I"ll be in Los Angeles for a week - so posts will appear later. Fresh smut at the top of the page, right after the opening section! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story

Hurley in Black...but still the same

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She"s not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn"t so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of her nose? Wouldn"t trade my China Hawk Nose for this nose, like, ever. Full Story

Homewrecker Hunting in Vancouver

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up Vancouver - Tori and KFed Jr have landed. This just in from my girl Jen P who saw them walking along Robson. Not sure why they"re here, I"m guessing Pam"s new movie Blonde & Blonder? Like I said, just a guess...but if you see her, please tell her how much you love Mary Jo Eustace! Here they are on the cover of OK! Junior"s big magazine cover splash - golddiggery certainly pays off, non? Full Story

Sienna Miller: Kate Moss forever

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller is pretty, Sienna Miller - when she cleans up, when she"s not rockin" the fake hair, when she"s not insulting American cities, or attacking the pappies, or trying too hard - is undoubtedly attractive and quite stylish too. Stylish is one thing. Iconic is another matter entirely. Kate Moss is iconic. Full Story

Ebola & Firecrotch Reunited

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Lilo"s MySpace, she and Paris are friends again. According to X17 they are sealing their reconciliation with a toke - seen here at Hyde last night. Haven"t you heard? Hugging it out is so yesterday, bitch. And toking up is the new making up which, like, totally makes sense. Full Story

Does Several Years Mean Seven Years?

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big scandalous headline on The National Enquirer: Brad Pitt and a Hooker! Angelina in Tears! Flip it open however and get the small print. Some whore, literally, has written a book about her famous clientele - Brad was allegedly one of the paying customers: a $500 encounter that was efficient, no frills, not romantic, and actually rather quick. Full Story

Kevtwan is a Jayden

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ has obtained the birth certificate Source - it is indeed a boy but what was once Sutton Pierce is now officially Jayden James, little brother to Sean Pierce, 2nd child to Britney, another million dollar ka-ching to Kevin Federline. You will note however that the paperwork was filed only today, coincidentally just one week before KFed drops his musical atrocity, on the heels of 2 WWE appearances that have brought in killer ratings. Full Story

George Clooney: THE Man"s Man

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And THE Ladies" Man. And THE Gay"s Man. But today, George is THE Man"s Man. Forget the pansy haired McDreamy, forget the Three Whiskers of Bloom, forget even Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhall. According to men, George is THE MAN, ranked #1 in a survey of real men, average men asked by AskMen.com to name the "best representatives" of their gender, a million votes were cast and one George emerged. Full Story

Demi & Ashton: Gary"s back

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also at the Hollywood Awards Gala. So he says she dresses him. He says he matches her lead. Really? Because I find it very, very hard to believe that Demi Moore approves of Ashton"s Gary. For those of you new to the site, Gary is a character from a movie called Team America: World Police. Full Story