Monday, February 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Many many thanks for all of your New Year wishes and for the countless messages re: The Shave. If on the off chance you have no idea what I’m talking about, scroll down and read the entry from Saturday – a rare weekend post courtesy the troubled Britney Spears… more on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back for new posts throughout the day, scroll down for late posts you may have missed from Friday and Saturday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Man of the Year winners have been contacted, more fantastic Oscar-week giveaways to come this week. PPS. Colin Farrell was not Drunk and Fired. Colin isn’t bloated anymore…D&F STILL is. And he has been for a while now. Shame really…for a while he was actually good enough for (in my opinion) the Best of the Best, legally and romantically. And now he’s working with bimbo blondes straight to DVD, poor sod.

Britney: Home to her kids???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

New details emerging about Britney’s frantic flight from Miami to LA just before she lost her sh-t and shaved her head.   Turns out she flew commercial, the flight was full, no first class available. The gate had closed and she was informed that she could not get on the plane, at which point she nearly broke down. Full Story

David Beckham: horny & aggressive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Wife’s away, balls are blue, temptation everywhere hard to resist… no wonder David lost his sh-t on the pitch?   Becks scrapped with an opponent the other day and of course, he still looks the Hotness even when he’s misbehaving. As for all of you who object to record breaking presence on the Freebie Five because of his voice…again, he just has to rock, he doesn’t have to talk. Full Story

Paris: wonky eye, smear nose, and chest stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Bitch has never looked better. Here’s Paris at her birthday party on Saturday, wonky eye perhaps blinding her to the unblended foundation left across her nose, and a few curious marks splashed across her chest. Is Paris cupping? You may recall, my Gwyneth caused a minor stir a few years ago when she showed up at movie premiere with a bare back (attached) emblazoned with strange circles – the result of a procedure called Cupping…some kind of fancy ass detox “asian” cleanse. Full Story

Cam: Post-Pip Perfect Play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Aside from that minor blip after the Globes – losing her sh-t over Jessica Biel – the way Cam has handled her Pipsqueak heartbreak has been a pleasure to watch…though she scares me with that smile. But I digress. Two weeks in Hawaii with a surfer hunk, then NYC with her girl Drew, hitting the gym hardcore…and the most brilliant move – getting frisky with an Oscar nominee. Full Story

Did You Know???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

In a recent "Details" magazine profile, Holly Millea (writer) mentioned Tom"s halfway conversion of Jada Pinkett-Smith, "who now home-schools her kids with (Scientology Founder L. Ron) Hubbard"s Study Technology." Just because they “say” they’re not converting, doesn’t mean they’re not converting…see Jennifer Lopez. Full Story

Posh in LA: the open toe boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

All over the outfit. Covet the outfit. And what of the boots? On me? Absolutely not. On me it’s massage parlour employee, tacky ass gel nails and some whitey loser with an Asian fetish pulling over and offering $500 for the mythical Chinese blow. On Victoria Beckham? Love it. Shopping again in LA, just a day after taking the boys to Disney where they were accosted by pappies and poor little Romeo started crying. Full Story

When Charlize Smiles with Teeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

I always call her constipated…because she’s just not a good pouter, you know? When she purses her lips, when she smiles without teeth, she looks plugged, kinda like Patrick Dempsey’s wife…but taller and better looking. With teeth however…there is no equal. See for yourself. Charlize yesterday at the ASC Annual Achievement Awards showing off her long, long, long legs, looking gorgeous even in a rather dumpy frump frock and a shade of hair that can’t seem to make up its mind. Full Story

Mischa & Nicole back together!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

There is a virus coming between Nicole Richie and me. Its name is Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola. But now that Nicole is hanging out with Mischa Barton again, Mischa who is Paris’s sworn enemy, could this mean that Nicole and Paris have “broken up”…yet again? Let’s hope. Full Story

Kate & Owen: aflame Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Owen Wilson reportedly lost his sh-t when pappies caught him with Kate Hudson the other day, holding hands on his way into a theatre. Onlookers say he roughed up one of the photographers before quickly heading upstairs to join the private party. The two spent Valentine’s Day in Australia together, going to great lengths to avoid being seen. Full Story

Brady, Bridget, Bundchen…and Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Awkward. Bridget Moynihan and Tom Brady broke up just before the holidays. She’s now 3 months pregnant. Which pretty much means she was fertilized during Goodbye Sex? Now of course he’s with Gisele. Reportedly hooked up around Christmas. Getting closer and closer by the day and currently enjoying a romantic week in Paris. Full Story