The Daily Gorgessity: Kate Winslet

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love.Her. Consider this: Hilary Swank, that deceitful little bitch, has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet, the beautiful, the talented, the incomparable Kate Winslet, has none. WTF??? The good news is Little Children should earn her another nomination in what promises to be a tough year and while I would not be sad to see Annette Bening finally acknowledged, I’d also love to see at Kate vs Cate battle. Full Story

The Daily Upholstery: Hilary Duff

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works. But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass. And the way she wore it is even assier. Here’s Hilary looking like sh-t at the Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night, hair coloured jet for a movie, though the same excuse can’t be used for the eye makeup – MUCH too dark for someone who clearly can’t rock goth and, just like the others, looks like she"s barely surviving. Full Story

Family Pitt at Play, Family Madge on the Move

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos minus The Chosen One from India – Brad and Angelina spending some down time with Maddox and Baby Zahara at what looks like a local park. Brad is the hotness these days, non? I think it’s the hair, the hair is the perfect length, though I suppose the sexy subliminal messages of virility – in sharp contrast to the Gay Midget Dwarf - could have something to do with it. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, on the phone with police, running from stalkers who turned out to be pappies. Full Story

“HEATHER-ing” is the New Vomit

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta love Stella McCartney – notoriously opposed to her father’s relationship with that golddigging slut from the very beginning, Stella is naturally livid over Heather’s recent suggestions that her mother Linda had also been abused by Paul…so much so that she apparently flew into a rage and threatened to kick Heather’s ass, only to be held off by Paul at the door, pleading for her to calm down for the sake of her baby. Full Story

Friday, October 27, 2006
Dear gossips, Nicole Richie is finally getting help – obviously a good thing, hopefully Kate Bosworth is next, and end of story because if it’s unkind to make fun of the severely obese, why then is it OK to make fun of the severely skeletal, especially when it relates to someone with serious, serious problems? Real time blogging Friday – check back often for updates, check archives under THIS WEEK for posts you missed from yesterday, and again, please excuse typos. Am still in LA, writing on the fly, little time for edits. Have a great weekend – yours in gossip, Lainey

Mischa distraught

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is apparently not for a scene – poor Mischa clearly distressed not because she almost looked great last night but reportedly because her relationship with that skid is over. Not to be insensitive at such a sensitive time but perhaps if one good thing can happen from this it would be that her acting *SAD* face shows remarkable improvement. Full Story

The Daily Dandy Everywhere: Jude Law

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t you just love the tufts popping up to say a manly-man Hello Ladies! Check out Jude on promo for Breaking & Entering, looking rather tired of late – lingering after effects from his wild week in Louisiana last month? So do you remember when Chris Rock hosted the Oscars and he was like – who the f&ck is Jude Law and why the f%ck is he everywhere in everything? Looks like it’s going to be another one of those years. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

I Heart The Family Affleck

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Violet Affleck is going to break me. If not for the unshakeable knowledge that I would birth a serial killer, I swear this child could almost warm my ovaries – quite an accomplishment considering the thought of having my own is almost worse than having to look at Emmy Rossum all day. But how can anyone see that face and not squeal? Violet Affleck is impossibly cute! And has Violet Affleck accomplished the inconceivable? Can a baby take away the Casino Itch? If so…maybe I should have one after all. Full Story