The Daily Girlcrush: Michelle Pfeiffer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

There"s a movie I love called Married to the Mob - totally lite Sunday afternoon enjoyment but some of the performances are absolute gold. Like Mercedes Ruehl as the pyschotic possessive mafia wife, kills me every time I watch. So anyway, for many reasons, including Dangerous Liaisons and even Dangerous Minds, and for the quiet way she"s lived her life for the last decade, prioritising children over Hollywood, I adore Michelle Pfeiffer. Full Story

Zizou in Thailand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

Source On vacay with his family. He"s hot enough as it is...but in street clothes? Tenderly talking to his wife? The doting father leaning over to chat with his son? Be still my quivering loins. Full Story

He said, She Said...and She Eats?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan - his friends say she blindsided him with the announcement that she was carrying his child and may have deliberately gotten pregnant to hold him. Her friends say he has no grounds for sympathy since he"s the one knocking her up and hooking up with a supermodel a week later. Full Story

The Daily Undecided: Brody Jenner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

Maybe I’m just tired… I don’t have an opinion. Weird. A little background first since, let’s be honest, he’s not exactly Grade A status. Brody Jenner, famous stepfather, parents, whatever…not important. The point is, he’s rich, he’s spoiled, grew up in Cali, had a reality show called Princes of Malibu, good looking in that Ken-doll kind of way. Full Story

Lynne’s Tough Love?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

New reports about last week. Apparently Lynne found Britney passed out in the middle of the day Wednesday, completely off her sh-t, prompting her to make a drastic move, threatening to take away the babies unless Britney checked into rehab. So off she went to Antigua for a day but as you all know she bailed quickly and flew right back to LA. Full Story

Monday, February 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Many many thanks for all of your New Year wishes and for the countless messages re: The Shave. If on the off chance you have no idea what I’m talking about, scroll down and read the entry from Saturday – a rare weekend post courtesy the troubled Britney Spears… more on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back for new posts throughout the day, scroll down for late posts you may have missed from Friday and Saturday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Man of the Year winners have been contacted, more fantastic Oscar-week giveaways to come this week. PPS. Colin Farrell was not Drunk and Fired. Colin isn’t bloated anymore…D&F STILL is. And he has been for a while now. Shame really…for a while he was actually good enough for (in my opinion) the Best of the Best, legally and romantically. And now he’s working with bimbo blondes straight to DVD, poor sod.

Britney: Home to her kids???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

New details emerging about Britney’s frantic flight from Miami to LA just before she lost her sh-t and shaved her head.   Turns out she flew commercial, the flight was full, no first class available. The gate had closed and she was informed that she could not get on the plane, at which point she nearly broke down. Full Story

David Beckham: horny & aggressive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Wife’s away, balls are blue, temptation everywhere hard to resist… no wonder David lost his sh-t on the pitch?   Becks scrapped with an opponent the other day and of course, he still looks the Hotness even when he’s misbehaving. As for all of you who object to record breaking presence on the Freebie Five because of his voice…again, he just has to rock, he doesn’t have to talk. Full Story

Paris: wonky eye, smear nose, and chest stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Bitch has never looked better. Here’s Paris at her birthday party on Saturday, wonky eye perhaps blinding her to the unblended foundation left across her nose, and a few curious marks splashed across her chest. Is Paris cupping? You may recall, my Gwyneth caused a minor stir a few years ago when she showed up at movie premiere with a bare back (attached) emblazoned with strange circles – the result of a procedure called Cupping…some kind of fancy ass detox “asian” cleanse. Full Story

Cam: Post-Pip Perfect Play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Aside from that minor blip after the Globes – losing her sh-t over Jessica Biel – the way Cam has handled her Pipsqueak heartbreak has been a pleasure to watch…though she scares me with that smile. But I digress. Two weeks in Hawaii with a surfer hunk, then NYC with her girl Drew, hitting the gym hardcore…and the most brilliant move – getting frisky with an Oscar nominee. Full Story

Did You Know???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

In a recent "Details" magazine profile, Holly Millea (writer) mentioned Tom"s halfway conversion of Jada Pinkett-Smith, "who now home-schools her kids with (Scientology Founder L. Ron) Hubbard"s Study Technology." Just because they “say” they’re not converting, doesn’t mean they’re not converting…see Jennifer Lopez. Full Story