Reunion Imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00

Remember: Crack Love is Forever. So it’s only a matter of time before Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reunite. Looks like Pete is looking to accelerate the process. As you know, five minutes after throwing Pete out of her house, Kate hooked up with another musician called Jamie Hince and has since professed her undying love. Full Story

Across from George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 08:57:54 October 3, 2007 08:57:54

Imagine it – he is sitting across from you, listening to you, only you, body angled towards you, eyes on you - George Clooney’s attention focused solely on you…could you handle it? Here’s George between takes on the set of Burn After Reading in NYC yesterday talking to a co-star. Full Story

Pretty Dandy to Beef Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 08:44:01 October 3, 2007 08:44:01

Jude Law at the NYC premiere of Sleuth yesterday looking pretty in a brown hat. Jude is headed to Toronto very shortly to begin work on Repossession Mambo with Forest Whitaker. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that Jude will be undergoing an intense diet and exercise regimen to get ready for the role. Full Story

Horse, Wedding…and Helen Gurley Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 08:14:55 October 3, 2007 08:14:55

SPOILER!!! Look away if you can’t handle!!! It’s not the dress and it’s not the feather. On someone softer, on someone with some vavoom, on someone who could at least fill out the bust… it’s all good. However, with her horse face and the witch boil on her chin and the veins and the arms and the garish red lips, it’s now become a Drag Queen Wedding mixed in with a little bit o’ Helen Gurley Brown, former editor of Cosmopolitan. Full Story

Next up for Jen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00

Tory Burch and Lance Armstrong are over. Distance is the official reason, the unofficial reason is probably because he’s a dickhead. Don’t get me wrong… once upon a time Lance was the ultimate Quiveration and a former #1 on the Freebie Five. But just because he crusades for cancer doesn’t make him a nice boyfriend or even a considerate husband. Full Story

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So she fails to comply with the conditions set out by the court in her custody agreement. She fails to see the urgency in getting a valid driver’s license. She fails to submit to drug testing, drug counselling and parenting classes. As such, she loses her children. And only THEN does she drag her greasy ass down to the DMV to fill out the paperwork required for a California license. Only THEN.

Of course afterwards she goes for a tan, heads out for dinner, and decides to check in to a five star hotel all while being followed and swarmed by the paparazzi and wearing a big smile.

So is this really sad smut or is it simply chicken fried stupid? Look at these photos and study this face…I see a girl relieved to be rid of her children. I see a girl who knows no shame. I’m sure there are a myriad of excuses to explain her behaviour. I’m sure there are. But if it were me, if the entire world had learned that my boys were deemed legally better off with my lowlife golddigging ex, I’d be hiding in humiliation and busting my balls to get them back.

Britney however seems to be revelling in her freedom. Maybe it’s just me…

Tuesday – online all day, headed back to Vancouver late afternoon. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Thanks to all who’ve written in response to The Hills Aftershow! Had a blast! As for your emails about my boots – I can’t claim credit. It was my friend Heather who found them first. They’re Coach, style is called The Maxene. Available in black and whiskey – I was wearing “clay” in limited edition and sadly, not sold in Canada but definitely accessible online!

Cheese Cheats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 00:00:00 October 2, 2007 00:00:00

Although his “art” and therefore his career is entirely predicated upon the fact that he loves love and believes in love, especially love at home, and has made millions off women swooning over every word and note, it seems for him at least love does not go hand in hand with fidelity. Appears he’s been nailing a new piece in every city – from the Midwest to the Northwest to New York, he is cheating. Full Story

Clean Cut Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 12:20:46 October 2, 2007 12:20:46

Ashton Kutcher – without the sad attempt at growing a beard, he is the hotness. No wonder she’s so happy…I’d be happy too. And they look happy together. Here are Ashton and Demi on the sidelines at the Giants game Sunday night…still together and still wanting to be. As I’ve said before, I wasn’t a believer to begin with but am totally a believer now. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 08:14:56 October 2, 2007 08:14:56

Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”. Full Story

No After Sex Crying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 07:54:13 October 2, 2007 07:54:13

Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no means alone. Full Story

The Queen in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 07:43:36 October 2, 2007 07:43:36

Cate Blanchett the one and only on the carpet last night at the premiere of The Golden Age. As usual, she is flawless. As usual, she is the epitome of elegance…even in a shapeless gown, Cate owns it like no one else. The Golden Age arrives in theatres next week. If you loved the first, you will also love the second. Full Story