The Daily Maybe Gaybe: whoever Leanne married

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dean Sheremet? Is that his name? Honestly don’t care enough to look it up. Crazy sh-t coincidence though – he was a back up dancer in one of her videos…sound familiar?   Britney gets the golddigging dirty ass chump and Leanne gets the Maybe Gaybe - I’m thinkin’ Leanne came out on top – you? Check them out last night at an event to honour Reba McIntyre. Full Story

Anne vs Emmy: Battle of the Doe Eyed Brunettes

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call it a draw on the dress – old lady at the opera, you know what I mean – though if we HAVE to choose, I suppose Emmy has a slight edge… b But what’s in a dress when the wearer makes you want to vomit sugar? Between the two, it’s Anne Hathaway all the way. And no, not because of Prada and not because of Brokeback, but mostly because she’s not That Girl. Full Story

Julianne Forever

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of my favourites - also attended the Night of Stars Event last night. Hilary Swank and her horse chompers has 2 Oscars and Julianne has none – it’s a huge Hollywood injustice, non? Hilary Swank? Please. Julianne on the other hand – please, please more. Even when she’s wearing stripper shoes, even when they’re purple and kinda low classy, even still…Julianne is irresistible. Full Story

The Daily Just Miss: Mischa Barton

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me Cruise, I know you will disagree vociferously, but for a few small details, I think this would have worked. As it were, those details were missing and as such, Mischa Barton looked like ass last night at The Fashion Group Event. The dress is cute, even the black tights are cute, the hair and the shoes, however, are terribly UNcute…which is where I think she went horribly, horribly wrong. Full Story

The Constant Gwyneth

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feast or famine when it comes to my best friend – yet another outing last night at the Night of Stars gala in NYC. Aerin Lauder was honoured at the event - Aerin Lauder of Estee Lauder, of course, who signed Gwyneth to Pleasures, of course, which is why she showed up at all. And while I’m a tad underwhelmed (don’t like her in red lipstick), Gwynnie was far from the assiest of the evening – more on Mischa Barton later. Full Story

Thursday, October 26, 2006
Dear gossips, Am in LA on assignment for eTalk – live blogging on Thursday, please check archives under “THIS WEEK” to catch up on any posts you’ve missed. Please excuse typos, am writing on the run, no time for edits. PS. I am NOT writing about Naomi Campbell. Bitch hit her own drug counsellor – you don’t mess with that kind of hardcore. Naomi and Pete Doherty…I wish. New articles appearing first right after the opening… Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Emmy Rossum: Sienna Miller

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source As if one saccharine sickness wasn’t enough, we now have to put up with the re-virginisation of Sienna Miller. Sienna the Sweetheart – just in time for Oscar season. Check her out at the Marchese event last night – the 2nd time she’s worn them in as many months, another rose themed frock, not much of an improvement on the last time, and they persist in calling her a fashion icon? WTF??? PS. Full Story

Dirty Face does Demi

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but still…in this day and age, for a 20 year old to get her ass kicked by 40 is nothing to be proud of. Full Story

My People Hate Mimi?

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And shame on us! La Favourite Fromage was supposed to perform in Hong Kong but as a result of slow ticket sales and what’s been descrbed as “unreasonable demands”, Hello Kitty’s second capital gave her the proverbial boot – quite the insult for one of the most successful recording artists in history. Full Story

Becks: not the best man

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story

The Flying Manny

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally platonic, of course. Full Story