Kate & Owen: aflame Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Owen Wilson reportedly lost his sh-t when pappies caught him with Kate Hudson the other day, holding hands on his way into a theatre. Onlookers say he roughed up one of the photographers before quickly heading upstairs to join the private party. The two spent Valentine’s Day in Australia together, going to great lengths to avoid being seen. Full Story

Brady, Bridget, Bundchen…and Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Awkward. Bridget Moynihan and Tom Brady broke up just before the holidays. She’s now 3 months pregnant. Which pretty much means she was fertilized during Goodbye Sex? Now of course he’s with Gisele. Reportedly hooked up around Christmas. Getting closer and closer by the day and currently enjoying a romantic week in Paris. Full Story

Britney: the Carol Channing wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Sadness. Not in rehab but apparently at the Roxy (who goes to the Roxy???). As you can see, Britney isn’t fierce enough to rock the Bald and it lookslike she didn’t have enough time to pig up a decent wig from Ken Paves either. Anyway, Britney left the Roxy after a short time, pissed when they played Hit Me Baby One More Time, and ended up at the Polo Lounge hiding out in the loo the entire time – cue drug assumptions though if you ask me, those leach motherf&ckers who’ve been hangin’ off of her for the last few weeks should be brought down too. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: The Family Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

So not fair. But such a welcome change from drugs and bare heads and hoo hoos – Brad and Angelina out and about in New Orleans with Zahara and Shiloh, an idyllic normal family portrait, ignoring the overwhelming hotness of both parents, of course. Again…so not fair. And SO fun to look at. Sorry – I can’t get enough: of Angelina’s hair, her skin, his great sweater, Zahara’s chubby little hands munching on potato chips, and the Chosen One blessing bystanders from underneath her cozy patch quilt. Full Story

The Daily Doppelganger: Jen & Sheryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Shannon F wrote to me last week with an interesting theory: Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow lesbians? I told her she was out of her tree, but still…wouldn’t that be fun? And hot? Especially since they’re curiously starting to resemble each other? Celebrating Jen’s birthday the other day at Nobu in Malibu…where else? Because where else would the ultra-private, down to earth, unassuming Jennifer Aniston choose to live? As for that New Nose…I think I like the old one better. Full Story

Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour that she’s being Scientologised at the Celebrity Centre through Narconon, Tom Cruise’s magic 3 day addiction cure program. Full Story

Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source
Friday, February 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, Screw Denny…how about Dylan? If you watched Grey’s Anatomy last night, you no doubt saw Kyle Chandler. The Hotness Kyle Chandler. And if you’re STILL not into Friday Night Lights you’re missing that action every single week. Oh…and I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone but if Shonda Rhimes actually does the undoable…as insufferable (and yet strangely addictive) as I find that show… I will pledge my undying loyalty forever. Friday, live blogging in between cleaning. Because we are almost at a New Year…the Pig will arrive on Sunday. Which is why every Chinese person you know has been cleaning their ass off. May the Pig bring you all health and happiness. Happy New Year! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Russell Crowe: Leaf Nation Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Russell is a grumpy f&ck, no news there. But there are 2 things I love about Russell Crowe, three if you count his impressive acting chops. 1. I hear he likes the number 3. His wife too. and 2. He always wears his Maple Leaf cap. The Toronto Maple Leafs. I was born in Toronto. Maple Leaf blue is in my blood. Full Story

The Pipsqueak Hairline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Not that he can help it but is that the weirdest hairline you’ve ever seen, or what? Is it a flower? Or a clover? Or a turtle with his head sticking out? Again…No quiver. Zero. Source  Full Story

Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Full Story