Kate & Owen: Rebound Over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

So says Us Weekly…and given they were the first on the hookup, I’m inclined to believe. Owen didn’t seem to relish the glare and understandably so – the Butterscotch Stallion works better in the shadows, non? Time then to find a new candidate for the irresistible Kate Hudson. I’m thinking Vince Vaughn? Would be a refreshing change for him, don’t you think? She’s comparatively undramatic, definitely not pathetic, not prone to “courting and thwarting” the media, more stoic than sad, funny, a real true spirit…hell, if he’s not gay, I can’t see why not. Full Story

Me on the BBC!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

UPDATE:here"s the link if you want to listen live!Shameless self promotion, STOP READING NOW if you can’t handle. UK gossips – I’ll be on morning radio with Sonia Deol, 7:20am your time, dishing on Cam, JT, and Britney! Being an unapologetic anglophile . Full Story

Happy New Year McGoslings!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Every day for the last 3 days, the McGosling emails haven’t stopped – frantic queries as to their whereabouts, hands wringing, desperate for a morsel, any morsel regarding Allie and Noah, worried they’ve split, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been sighted in several weeks. Fret not Notebookies… they are indeed still together. Full Story

Kidman & Bond inspired by the Pitts?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Is it just me or does this new photoshoot for W remind you of the Pitts’ infamous “dysfunctional family” spread last year? Something about the seductive yet sinister feel of the images? Maybe it’s just me. So here she is, airbrushed but totally gorgeous and sexy as all hell, alongside the new triumphant Bond – they look fantastic together, non? Makes me wonder – why did she have to hire from Country? Why not Daniel Craig? Love Nicole with straight hair and I especially love it when she plays sultry vixen…SO much more convincing than devoted small town housewife raising her kids and relaxing in the cornfields. Full Story

The Pitts: NOLA for one year?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

A few weeks ago, I reported exclusively on a tip from local sources that the Pitts had apparently acquired a property in New Orleans and that it was undergoing renovation. Fresh scoop again from Louisiana that the First Family of Hollywood is considering a move there, perhaps for a year, and that they’ve actually sent along a few assistants to look into schools for Maddox and Zahara. Full Story

Three Whiskers & The Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Well…he has a type, doesn’t he? Photo with a new blonde taken during the holidays in London, not a clear shot of her face but she’s Kiki and Kate B all in one perhaps with a dash of Sienna Miller – conveniently all girls with whom he’s been linked before. Interestingly enough, Three Whiskers has been keeping that pre-pubescent facial hair relatively trim. Full Story

The De-Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

As GayGay Wentie would say: Brava Ashlee. Brava, Brava. A year of suspect weight loss, sometimes with alarming results, and it appears that Ashlee Simpson has returned to normal. Healthy, lovely body on display at the beach in Hawaii – a distinct improvement over the large head, stick insect frame she was showing off last April, see attached. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is reporting that KFed wanted a piece of Red and in return he was told to beat it – all exchanged via text message, of course. Full Story

A-List at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Well…they’re always A-list, really. But for some reason, this year feels even more so. Continuing with custom, Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon will return as presenters, joined by Reese’s fellow Tennessee native Justin Timberlake – quite the honour for Little Pip who wants to grow up and be an actor one day. Full Story

The Ageless Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a gaping hole between her breasts and a leather belt cinched around her waist, holding a tea cup, an almost surprised expression on her face, almost caught in mid-sentence…you wouldn’t think she was a day over 28. Full Story

Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Dear Gossips, HAPPY NEW YEAR! It’s 2007 and a very romantic start - celebrity love is definitely in the air. Lovers…and losers too. So after a very indulgent holiday break, gossip is back on FULL TIME as we head into its busiest season: Sundance, Globes, Grammys, Oscar, Britney’s new album release, likely yet another manufactured relationship for Jennifer Aniston – the year ahead is full of smutty promise. Tuesday, live blogging, check back often for updates, click on “LAST WEEK” from the left hand side of the page for archived articles you might have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey