Sienna Miller: Kate Moss forever

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller is pretty, Sienna Miller - when she cleans up, when she"s not rockin" the fake hair, when she"s not insulting American cities, or attacking the pappies, or trying too hard - is undoubtedly attractive and quite stylish too. Stylish is one thing. Iconic is another matter entirely. Kate Moss is iconic. Full Story

Ebola & Firecrotch Reunited

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Lilo"s MySpace, she and Paris are friends again. According to X17 they are sealing their reconciliation with a toke - seen here at Hyde last night. Haven"t you heard? Hugging it out is so yesterday, bitch. And toking up is the new making up which, like, totally makes sense. Full Story

Does Several Years Mean Seven Years?

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big scandalous headline on The National Enquirer: Brad Pitt and a Hooker! Angelina in Tears! Flip it open however and get the small print. Some whore, literally, has written a book about her famous clientele - Brad was allegedly one of the paying customers: a $500 encounter that was efficient, no frills, not romantic, and actually rather quick. Full Story

Kevtwan is a Jayden

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ has obtained the birth certificate Source - it is indeed a boy but what was once Sutton Pierce is now officially Jayden James, little brother to Sean Pierce, 2nd child to Britney, another million dollar ka-ching to Kevin Federline. You will note however that the paperwork was filed only today, coincidentally just one week before KFed drops his musical atrocity, on the heels of 2 WWE appearances that have brought in killer ratings. Full Story

George Clooney: THE Man"s Man

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And THE Ladies" Man. And THE Gay"s Man. But today, George is THE Man"s Man. Forget the pansy haired McDreamy, forget the Three Whiskers of Bloom, forget even Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhall. According to men, George is THE MAN, ranked #1 in a survey of real men, average men asked by AskMen.com to name the "best representatives" of their gender, a million votes were cast and one George emerged. Full Story

Demi & Ashton: Gary"s back

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also at the Hollywood Awards Gala. So he says she dresses him. He says he matches her lead. Really? Because I find it very, very hard to believe that Demi Moore approves of Ashton"s Gary. For those of you new to the site, Gary is a character from a movie called Team America: World Police. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gala pants

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now this is more like it. Not that her ensemble will do anything to dissuade the Beard Hunters but she did rock the tuxedo beautifully at the 10 Annual Hollywood Awards Gala last night - in a sea of gowns and girly frocks, Pene wore pants and looked perfect. The smokey eye, the tumbled hair, breasts aching to burst…Love, Love, Love. Full Story

The Most Beautiful Friend

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the outside at least. Courteney Cox is stunning, non? Maybe, maybe just a tad too frozen but still…total gorgessity, the most fantastic nose in Hollywood, and way more deserving of a golden following, though perhaps less inclined to pimp her love live in exchange for fame. Also stunning? Sheryl Crow. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: please believe them

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer braved Broadway last night for the 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays Benefit. Her friends and colleagues told People Magazine and anyone else who would listen that Jen was super talented and wonderful and gracious and didn"t talk about her personal life but contributed as much as anyone else, just a regular girl pitching in for a little fun and philanthropy before going home to Beverly Hills where she has just purchased a $15 million home close to her best friend Courteney Cox. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

Monday, October 23, 2006
Dear gossips, Catch up on weekend smut including Heather"s new delusions below. Check back often on Monday as real time blogging continues. And don"t forget to click on LAST WEEK from the left hand side of your page if you missed late entries from Friday including Keith Urban"s rehab revelations. Fresh gossip always at the top of the page! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Check me out on eTalk Monday and CTV News at 5pm for details on where Ryan Gosling was this weekend.