Renee goes short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

You like it? I like it. She looks sassy with short hair. And she looks more alert too. Long hair can weigh people down, clearly Renee does not need any more dragging down. Call me Cruise but I feel like with less baggage around her face, she doesn’t look so…sour. And the eyes are bigger too. Or maybe it’s just the Clooney Effect. Full Story

Love & Loss with Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Why worship my Gwynnie? Because Gwyneth is The Other Girl. Not the one who gives up everything for love, not the one who doesn’t run the relationship, not the one who gets stepped over…never Gwyneth. Gwyneth is always the girl who is loved MORE. Gwyneth is the girl THEY have to get over. Gwyneth is the Gold Standard. Full Story

Everybody Hates Denise Richards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks old ladies in the process? “Jon does not like Denise. Full Story

Drunk & Fired?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Who’s rumoured to be thrown off his latest movie because he can’t stay sober? It wasn’t a starring role but those kinds of jobs are few and far between these days. Obviously being a dickhead has a lot to do with it…as does looking bloated most of the time. And unfortunately he doesn’t have Vince Vaughn’s charm. Full Story

Beyonce Strikes Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Hudson is the first African American singer and the first full figured woman to appear on the cover of Vogue…and Anna Wintour canNOT be happy about it. Because if there’s anyone who hates people eating as much as Karl Lagerfeld and his bitchbeating fan, it has to be fashion’s most ruthless editrix-in-chief, which probably accounts for why Jennifer looks so sh-tty in all her photos. Full Story

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 Dear Gossips, Long travel day ahead, finally heading home. Tuesday – posting on the fly between flights, check back often for updates, scroll down and backpage for late articles from yesterday. A thousand apologies for the slow performance of the site…am working hard to accommodate extra traffic. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Quiveration: Ralph Fiennes Naked Yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Scandal in Australia. A flight attendant is getting reprimanded by Qantas because her colleagues said she got it on with Ralph Fiennes in an airplane washroom while she says HE came on to her but she spurned his advanced. Page Six ran the story today, pretty tame all things considered, but the best best best detail came at the end of the article – a description of Ralph’s lothario past, including an account of how he wooed former a former girlfriend: Fiennes wooed Lewenden for eight weeks, employing various stratagems before he finally performed naked yoga for her in her Dublin apartment. Full Story

Posh & Becks: on 2 continents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to be playing football. Right. Look at that hotness – in Madrid after having dinner with Jennifer Lopez and the Vampire, Becks is sporting a familiar pinched expression. Full Story

SJP: Dandy and her hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Looking lovely at the Writer’s Guild event on Sunday night…if not a little gaunt. And that might as well be Sanford Blatch she’s married too, non? Obviously not Sanford, but don’t tell me Matthew isn’t as much of a Dandy…or more. From one faghag to another, you know it when you see it… And then her hands. Full Story

Britney: Puke & Bikinis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Wild, boozy evenings in NYC, looking worse than ever, stripping down to her skivvies just because, and so drunk off her skank ass she vomited all over her car… things can apparently always get worse. Which is actually kinda surprising. Not because there’s anything redeemable here but did you ever thing dumb Britney could be so strong-willed? Against the protests of her parents and her management and her record label and anyone else with half a brain, Britney Spears can’t stop and won’t stop. Full Story

Jennifer to Beyonce: the Vogue bitchslap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Hudson on the cover of Vogue…Poor Beyonce must be chompin’ on her weave. Or maybe not. What would you prefer? Not making the cover of Vogue or making the cover of Vogue but looking like ass? Hmmm...tough call. Have a look - quite possibly one of the sh-ttiest photo shoots I’ve seen in a long, long time. Full Story