Gisele & Mother Leo: Friendship Offside?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

So if I were Bar Rafaeli, with her generic model good looks and her crazy ass body, I’m not so sure I’d be so cool with the knowledge that my man’s mom was still so tight with my man’s ex. Especially if my man’s ex was none other than Gisele Bundchen. By the looks of it, they hang out rather often – see attached from just last Friday, working out the dogs on the beach, obviously still quite close, and you know what? Maybe that’s ok. Full Story

Keira Knightley: Nature or Torture?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Some people are born thin, naturally predisposed to skinny – like Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie, there’s never a sense that their bodies are being forced to assume a shape it was never intended to fit. Then there’s Keira Knightly. A physique built by Nature…or one earned through Torture? I can’t decide. Full Story

A Taste of Award Season Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Palm Springs Film Festival on Saturday night – same broken record, same fawning superlatives, but this dress, a dress that on anyone else would be tacky ass patches, is absolutely indisputably brilliant on Cate Blanchett…and award season is only just beginning. Can’t.Wait. PS. Have a look at those shoes from behind – are you drooling? Source Full Story

Kate Winslet: Are they too dark?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

You know I ADORE Kate Winslet. And it’s important to be honest with the ones you love. After all, feedback is always the most constructive when it comes from the safest place. See Gwyneth Paltrow. But I digress. About Kate – also at the Palm Springs Film Festival – it took me several minutes to figure out why she looked so … harsh. Full Story

Sienna Miller: Turtle Neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Everyone seems to be losing their sh-t over how “great” Sienna looked on Saturday at the Palm Springs Film Festival. Really??? Call me Cruise but I’m seeing much older than 25, a bit too much sun, and hard as she might try, a pout just doesn’t work on those teeth – not quite equine but not exactly dainty, non? What kills it for me though is her Turtle Neck…a signature red carpet pose for our Factory Girl – for some reason, whenever she poses, she’s always so extra about sticking out her neck, like it’ll make her look taller or more elegant or more like Kate Moss…or something equally desperate. Full Story

Sienna Miller: Naked on Top

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK UK Daily Mirror scans from Factory Girl with Hayden Christensen – as I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, this scene was shot in Toronto in November, with major drama on set between the two leads. Hayden’s character is based on Bob Dylan, this is a love scene that takes place in what is supposed to be Dylan’s cabin. Full Story

Nick Lachey’s Good Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Also at the GM gala this weekend and what a difference 12 months makes. Do you remember the same event last year? On the heels of his separation, Jessica had been linked to everyone from Jude Law to Johnny Knoxville to Adam Levine, and both Adam AND Nick show up at the venue…it was totally awkward, smutty reports flying left and right, Nick kept his head down and took the blows. Full Story

Quiver for the Jigga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

At the GM Style Show on Saturday. What is it about Jay Z? Definitely not empirically good looking….probably far from, in fact. And yet…there’s something, you know? It’s the way he looks in his clothes, I think. Jay Z has great clothes, better clothes perhaps than Puffy Diddy Daddy. And an air of something rather distinguished. Full Story

Brad Pitt: Travel-weary and Ashley Wilkes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Ever read Gone With the Wind? Or seen the movie? The most frustrating part for me – I never, ever, ever understood how the precocious Scarlett O’Hara could delude herself into loving the limp and insipid Ashley Wilkes…which I suppose is the whole point but still, it drives me crazy to this day. And maybe that’s why I’ve never found men like “Ashley Wilkes” or Leslie Howard very attractive. Full Story

Lilo: The Incurable Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Celebrities really aren’t “just like us”, are they? Not only are they thinner and richer and much more beautiful, their bodies also convalesce with almost immortal speed. As evidenced by Lindsay Lohan, in the hospital for a day, reportedly for “appendicitis”, released within 24 hours, clubbing just minutes after that…and still, whatever she was in for, whatever she had trimmed – or pumped for that matter, given that she looks much worse for wear – whatever it was, it seems to have been cleared up and taken care of relatively quickly. Full Story

Cam & Pip: the Chinese sign of split

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Despite mounting evidence to the contrary, I’ve been a little gunshy on pronouncing the death of Cam and Justin Timberlake…especially since to date there has been nothing in the way of reliable official confirmation. Finally though…finally I believe. Finally there’s a telltale sign, an mistakable indication of separation I can totally put my faith in: not Scarlett’s delectable breasts or even Kate Hudson’s cute button bottom but something much more reliable, steeped in centuries of culture and tradition… It is the Green Hat. Full Story