Penelope Cruz: gala pants

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now this is more like it. Not that her ensemble will do anything to dissuade the Beard Hunters but she did rock the tuxedo beautifully at the 10 Annual Hollywood Awards Gala last night - in a sea of gowns and girly frocks, Pene wore pants and looked perfect. The smokey eye, the tumbled hair, breasts aching to burst…Love, Love, Love. Full Story

The Most Beautiful Friend

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the outside at least. Courteney Cox is stunning, non? Maybe, maybe just a tad too frozen but still…total gorgessity, the most fantastic nose in Hollywood, and way more deserving of a golden following, though perhaps less inclined to pimp her love live in exchange for fame. Also stunning? Sheryl Crow. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: please believe them

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer braved Broadway last night for the 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays Benefit. Her friends and colleagues told People Magazine and anyone else who would listen that Jen was super talented and wonderful and gracious and didn"t talk about her personal life but contributed as much as anyone else, just a regular girl pitching in for a little fun and philanthropy before going home to Beverly Hills where she has just purchased a $15 million home close to her best friend Courteney Cox. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

Monday, October 23, 2006
Dear gossips, Catch up on weekend smut including Heather"s new delusions below. Check back often on Monday as real time blogging continues. And don"t forget to click on LAST WEEK from the left hand side of your page if you missed late entries from Friday including Keith Urban"s rehab revelations. Fresh gossip always at the top of the page! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Check me out on eTalk Monday and CTV News at 5pm for details on where Ryan Gosling was this weekend.

Why I Love Borat

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You still baffled? The first 4 minutes of the movie have been leaked so get your quick fix here but be warned: You will be forever changed, your loins will never be the same…THAT is the power of Borat. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola Homewrecks Again???

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to several astute readers including Michelle T for pointing out that the icky looking fella groping Paris Hilton in Vegas this weekend is none other than Cris Angel who, five minutes ago, was dating Minnie Driver – photos from Perezzle. Yet another victim, next another unsuspecting girlfriend scorned by Paris and her flapping lips, ever ready for a new visitor. Full Story

Kevtwan Labritnius…or Kevtwan LaBritnia???

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple news agencies are now reporting that SPF v 2 may not be SPF v 2 but a little girl named Jayden, at least that’s what KFed’s grandma or some other member of the illustrious Federline family has taken to calling their second bank deposit.   People Magazine is expected to get the exclusive, likely to drop next week…yes, yes, just in time for Kevin’s album release. Full Story

Monday Morning Horny for the Ladies & the Gays

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My main "mo Darren sent this along - of course he did! And I have just spent the last 30 minutes replaying the bathtub segment. The first two boxes are so f-cking hot, I still can"t believe it. And I mean total, unadulterated, loin quiveration NON STOP! The part where he bites his lip at the very end? And the fellow slapping the dough? You. Full Story

Janet Jackson: courting Hello Kitty

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What to do when your album tanks in the English-speaking territories? Put your eggs in an Asian basket, of course. After all, it worked for the Gay Midget Dwarf, it works for Posh Spice, and it will surely work for Miss Jackson who is in Japan, courting Hello Kitty to the best of her abilities. As my mother would say: so welly welly weak, la. Full Story