JarJar doesn"t like you

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since David Schwimmer is so opposed to having his photo taken, thought it would be a good time to remind you of his uncanny resemblance to JarJar Binks. Separated at birth, non? David is setting off British gaydar galore these days in London - have no idea what he"s doing there and since he"s so anti-fame these days, don"t really give a sh-t either. Full Story

Paris Hilton: the 2nd Canadian Contamination

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pairs in Vegas with new beau James Neate who doesn"t appear to be the jealous type. Getting your horny on for your sidekick apparently isn"t cheating. In case you missed it on eTalk and the CTV News at 5pm last week…some information about Paris"s new filler. He is a model, yes. Now based in NYC, yes. Full Story

Halle & Gabriel: Hot fighting heat

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m not saying it has to be Mischa & Cisco but all this gorgessity concentrated in one couple??? Doesn"t seem fair, though the grow-er vs show-er argument could be the Goddess"s way of evening things out. Have a look at Halle and Gabriel on Sunday in Malibu, gathering with other celebrities to protest a natural gas facility that they say does not meet clean air requirements and could be considered a terrorist target because the safety of our celebrities is, of course, paramount. Full Story

Gwen & the King-hawk

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maddox Jolie"s follicle protégé - isn"t Kingston cute??? Have a look at Gwen and baby out on the weekend, every hair in place and, unlike other mums, very proud to be showing off her boy. As you can see, Gwen is back in fighting form - THANK GODDESS. After all, haven"t you had enough of her ghetto clone? The ubiquitous Fergie Ferg? Gwen is due to drop a new album before the new year titled The Sweet Escape and it is expected to be a dance follow up to L. Full Story

Natalie Portman: Audrey spirit + GGB

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You"ve seen the much talked about Bazaar cover with Hepburn"s famous dress, now here"s a look at another photo from the front - stunning, non? Interesting to note - Natalie is friends with Audrey"s son Sean Ferrer and he has referred to her as the "Godmother" of the Audrey Hepburn Children House Charity. Full Story

The Daily 80s: Lori Loughlin

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Speaking of Full House… Never mind the assy outfit, Uncle Jesse"s wife is aging well with assistance, non? Always thought she was so pretty, always mixed her up for some reason with Daphne Zuniga - why is that?  Full Story

The Billionaire Tee

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used on many of their upcoming pieces, including a pair of impossibly flattering skinny pants that don"t bunch up on the sides. Full Story

Rethinking Little George?

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Val for sending this along - an outtake from George Clooney"s recent Vanity Fair shoot. Instant loin de-quiveration if you ask me. Number 2 on my Freebie Five appears to be standing on a stool to keep up with Gemma Ward in what looks to be 2 inch heels. Gemma is listed at 5 ft 10, if you believe the stats. Full Story

Malawi Hates Madonna

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The adoption story that just.won"t.die. So little David goes home to La Madge. Malawi groups oppose the adoption, objecting to - among other things - the Hollywoodification of the process - even though the boy"s biological father angrily defended Madge"s new motherhood in the press. That was on Wednesday. Full Story

Kate sings, Kate pregnant?

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck I hope not. Here"s Kate Moss on stage with Pete Doherty at the weekend, looking a mess and covered with white wine, ciggie in hand as usual, even though some relative of his has conveniently revealed to the UK Sunday Mirror that she"s pregnant. You will note though that both of them continue to suck back nicotine non-stop and perhaps even more alarming, that Pete hasn"t even been clean for a full month which would mean any spunk he produces is undoubtedly laced with every narcotic known to man - not exactly the purest of baby beginnings. Full Story

The Daily Spots: Mischa Barton

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh sh-ttay. Animal is hot and 80s is hot and slouchies are hot but all of it put together is so not hot and seriously…that fringe? It sucks donkey ass. Period.  Full Story