Valentine Posh: Back in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

From NYC to Cali, Posh arrived yesterday in a rather understated blue pantsuit and a pair of delicious red heels. As you can see, ever the famewhore, she also didn’t mind posing for the pappies who were curiously alerted to her arrival. Funny that. Some say she arrived via commercial liner – I don’t have confirmation on that but if so… Goddess love her for sparing the environment just a little. Full Story

Valentine in Mexico: GGB and Diego

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Please tell me you’ve seen Y Tu Mama Tambien. If not, you’re missing out. SEE IT! I savoured every minute. Every homoerotic minute. And that part when they beat off together by the pool? Love, love, love. For me though, even though Gael Garcia Bernal has always had more attention, for me it’s always been Diego. Full Story

Valentine Rossum: Emmy Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Would Valentine’s be Valentines if you weren’t feeling a little sick? Emmy at some JC Penny event – oh look! She’s wearing a demure little off-white dress with flowers on the hem! Oh look! She’s posing like a 12 year old goody goody angling for teacher’s attention! Oh look! She’s smiling her beguiling smile: I’m Emmy Rossum. Full Story

Quivering for Jake & Ian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

The most adorable clip EVER. On the carpet at the BAFTAs…you really have to see for yourself. Click here and swoon. Have you ever seen Jake on Ellen? If you haven’t, YouTube his birthday phone call to her. It kills me every time hearing his voice…I can’t explain it, the way he’s all like sheepish and down and shy and kinda stalkerish – I love him. Full Story

Heather Mills Can Kick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

TMZ She’s mad at the pappies, she’s using her leg to kick the pappies. And she’s also rumoured to be negotiating a deal to perform in Dancing with the Stars. But remember – golddigger was too weak to get herself out of bed with Sir Paul…right? A victim when she needs to be and not so much a victim when she doesn’t need to be a victim. Full Story

The McGoslings hurt Gosling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Interesting new article in Vanity Fair about the longterm Notebook Effect on Ryan Gosling’s career. Because the mass chick hysteria and tears resulting from the film is actually turning off the boys, to the point where they may be resistant to seeing the rest of his repertoire – a body of work that is highly respected but perhaps overlooked by a mass audience because of his indie cred and because of the adolescent gushing over the Rowboat. Full Story

Man of the Year Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

The DVD comes out next week, your chance to win a free copy. I have 3 to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected] with Man of the Year as the subject. That’s it…super easy, no other criteria necessary. Winners selected randomly. Deadline Friday February 16th. Winners contacted by Sunday. Full Story

Renee goes short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

You like it? I like it. She looks sassy with short hair. And she looks more alert too. Long hair can weigh people down, clearly Renee does not need any more dragging down. Call me Cruise but I feel like with less baggage around her face, she doesn’t look so…sour. And the eyes are bigger too. Or maybe it’s just the Clooney Effect. Full Story

Love & Loss with Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Why worship my Gwynnie? Because Gwyneth is The Other Girl. Not the one who gives up everything for love, not the one who doesn’t run the relationship, not the one who gets stepped over…never Gwyneth. Gwyneth is always the girl who is loved MORE. Gwyneth is the girl THEY have to get over. Gwyneth is the Gold Standard. Full Story

Everybody Hates Denise Richards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks old ladies in the process? “Jon does not like Denise. Full Story