The Daily Spots: Mischa Barton

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh sh-ttay. Animal is hot and 80s is hot and slouchies are hot but all of it put together is so not hot and seriously…that fringe? It sucks donkey ass. Period.  Full Story

Pro-love for an Aging Queen

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know Rupert Everett looks rough. And maybe a little bloated around the chin. But go easy on him, would you? Queens might not look better with age but they certainly get crustier, and in the process, there is nothing more entertaining. Think Elton John. Here"s Rupert at a book signing the other day for his catty little memoir Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins - a juicy expose detailing his encounters with the rich and famous and also as a member of the rich and famous. Full Story

Friday, October 20, 2006
Dear gossips, Real time blogging on Friday- check back often, don"t forget the archives for late posts you may have missed…and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Let Them Eat Cake

October 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Famous words not spoken but today, they could not be more applicable. Like Marie Antoinette, my Kiki has never been popular. More than Marie Antoinette, my Kiki does not give a sh-t. And I adore her for it. I also adore her new shorter "do. Works for me. As does the fresh face continued from the other day. Full Story

The Chosen One emerges!

October 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh sighted in with mom in Jaipur, India as Brad reportedly worked on a commercial. Baby Z as you can see is in the background being held by that lovely security fellow who lost his sh-t last week on a photographer. Not that you can tell so early but so far, The Chosen One seems to be bucking my Celebrity Baby Theory - in this case: Hot + Hot = Ugly…something she clearly is not. Full Story

Now THIS is Best Dressed

October 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Black Boring Dress…or this??? She may have been styled but it"s really how you *wear* the clothes, on and off the glossy…and I think we can all agree - no one wears them like Cate Blanchett. Not even my Gwyneth. November Vogue, no words are adequate for the incomparable Cate. But seriously…who else could have pulled of this shoot? Source  Full Story

Thursday, October 19, 2006
Dear gossips, Parallel parking. I set a Bad Asian Driving All Time Record yesterday with a 14 point maneuver just to get into one spot - one of only 2 things I have in common with Hello Kitties: We suck behind the wheel and we love our Posh Spice. Victoria was in Tokyo yesterday to promote herself. In addition to hiking up her tits, she wore a white bridesmaid dress and leopard print heels and told the world she"d be joining us online with her new site. Of course I signed up immediately. Real time blogging Thursday. Check back often for updates and if you"ve missed any previous posts, please click on THIS WEEK from the left hand side of your page to get caught up.

Hot Hector quivers your loins

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But not mine. Still…he was the ONLY redeeming factor Brad Pitt"s atrocious Troy and I can appreciate why many of you find him Freebie-worthy, especially in the pages of Fade In Magazine. Those odd little lips that taper down from face don"t look too alarming either. Eric"s next project is Lucky You, co-starring Drew Barrymore, something about poker - yet another reason to love, love. Full Story

Burke a gay-cist…so McSteamy then?

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sad, sad, f-cking sad. The National Enquirer is reporting that during the much reported fight with Patrick Dempsey on the set of Grey"s Anatomy the other day, Isaiah Washington lost his sh-t: “I’m not your little faggot like (name deleted),” presumably referring to TR Knight who plays George who also announced today that he"s gay. Full Story

Brad & Gwyneth: down memory lane

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With this week"s announcement that Brad Pitt and my Gwynnie will be reunited professionally, I got a little nostalgic, you know? She was his angel, it took 7 years of black dress boredom to get over her, their love was a Golden Age, and while "Brangelina" is most definitely the most titillating, the most intriguing Supercouple of our time, there was a haunting sense of Fitzgerald about Brad and Gwyneth - the Beautiful and the Damned, obviously not the plot but certainly the adjectives. Full Story