Best Dressed: Christina Ricci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

She came out of nowhere but no one was more beautiful tonight than Christina Ricci. The gown – total gorgessity. And her skin, her hair, she’s getting older, her features are becoming more pronounced, more defined, and it turns out Christina Ricci has the most amazing nose. Believe me, I know noses. Full Story

Worst Grammy Single: Hilary Duff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Damn girl. Pull. It. Together. I can’t... I don’t… there are no words. Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the ass. Full Story

Best Anti-Jessica: Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Rumoured to be a hardcore bitch but hey – at least she’s a professional. Carrie Underwood won the award for New Artist of the Year. She also performed during a tribute and shocker of shockers – she managed to remember all the words. Unlike Jessica Simpson who, if you recall, couldn’t hold her sh-t together at the Kennedy Center Honours for Dolly Parton. Full Story

Best Grammy Girls: Dixie Chicks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Natalie couldn’t help but gloat a little…and why not. Redemption looks great and redemption feels even better. In fact, nothin’ feels better than a great big F&ck You. And let’s just pretend her white dress during their performance didn’t happen, ok? Feast your eyes instead on Emily’s black dress, easily my personal favourite of the night for the way it fell and the asymmetrical straps… strangely not feng shui compliant, at least upon initial review, but my mother says it actually does have balance because both sides sit on the same spot, achieving equilibrium and therefore their main event sweep…which is encouraging. Full Story

Best Black: Scarlett Johansson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Please don’t tell me you don’t think she looked un-f&cking-believable last night. Please. Don’t. As for her recent insistence that she and JT are “just friends”… again, Please.Don’t. Scarlett had the esteemed honour of co-presenting the final award of the night. Pip was in the running for Album of the Year. Full Story

Best Tie: Pipsqueak in a Suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Definitely not Jake Gyllenhaal but have a look at that tie. That tie is a thing of beauty. Grey suit, brown sparkly tie… fantastic. It’s so hard to spice up menswear. Kinda impressive that Pip was the one to do it.  Full Story

Best Hair: Shakira, Shakira

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source I am in love with Shakira. Because watching Shaki makes me happy. Can’t. Get. Enough. She is vibrant and irresistible and totally natural and that song is so infectious and before I knew it, I was dancing by myself, alone in my hotel, a heaping plate of room service fries just delivered, trying to make my hips not lie, in front of a mirror of course, workin’ up a sweat, flailing with abandon - rare the performer who can make you crazy if only for 4 minutes. Full Story

Worst Hair: Nelly Furtado

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Some people can…Nelly Furtado can’t. And a shame really. Because she really is so damned cute. I mean look at that smile! Doesn’t that smile make up for the Katie bangs? And the fact that Dolly Parton decided to puke all over her dress? No? Ok. Full Story

Best Constipation: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

On the carpet and on stage, there was something decidedly clenched about B tonight and getting her ass handed to her by Mary J Blige probably didn’t help. Hee. Still…gotta breathe a sigh of relief – can you believe her two dresses were NOT offensive? Minus the rhinestone monstrosity in the middle of her belly, I actually quite liked the first. Full Story

Best Dress, Worst Orange: Christina Aguilera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

It’s a fantastic little number… love the blue band across the top and the cinched sash under the breasts, loved the way it fell and the complimentary colour combinations – on its own the dress totally rocked. And her body totally rocked too. But I can’t stomach the skin. A peculiar shade of orange remarkable even by Hollywood standards and so unnecessary, don’t you think? Would it have killed her to tone it down just one shade? Half a shade? And I’ve always wondered – does that sh-t come off? Whatever it is that she’s slathered all over herself to achieve the citrus so evenly… does it get all over your clothes? Does it smear all over and stain the lining? Just asking… Source Full Story

Best FagHag: LeAnne Rhimes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Source Girl after my own heart. If there’s a gay within a 10 mile radius, I’m right there beside him for a mani AND a pedi. Have a look at LeAnne and her Main ‘Mo. Question is: do you think she’s figured it out yet, or is that valuable life lesson still around the corner? Faghag Rite of Passage – it hurts like hell but you’re a better bitch for it. Full Story