The Us Weekly Drug Issue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking on…something. But the guessing games, the guessing games put this issue over the top. Full Story

Dirty Face in Georgia Rule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Literally. Have you seen the trailer? Click here for the clip of the movie Dina Lohan calls her daughter’s “Justice!” – remember she predicted Oscar? Snort. Anyway, as you can see from this montage, Lindsay’s foundation problems are so severe that even the best in Hollywood film can’t find a solution. Full Story

Which One is Turtle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Mark Wahlberg and his crew in NYC on promo for his new movie Shooter. As for why he’s dressed like that… I have no idea. But another great example of why the “Pants” thing” is so important. Because this? This = quiveration zero. Full Story

JLo: not cute in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Promoting El Cantante in Vegas. Now you I know I love her, you know I think she almost never looks bad... but still… Sometimes the fake eyelashes are a bit overkill, you know? Especially when you can see them and they look all splotchy and weird. And then the hair. For an Asian girl like me, I envy body. Full Story

Cam: not cute in Japan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Japanese premiere of The Holiday yesterday. The ensemble, lovely. The face? Ummm…not her best angle? More on The Holiday, further to what I wrote yesterday about it sucking (the kind of suckage that you can’t help but keep watching, like Grey’s Anatomy) and given how hideous we know Hermy can look, real credit goes to the genius who lit the movie. Full Story

Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because she’s being harassed, because she wants an audience while she practices her dance routine – none of the reasons warranting further action, all of them requiring diversion on the part of authorities from real matters of pressing concern. Full Story

Maddox comforts his brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

According to the Daily Mail, this is Pax. Cute little guy, non? The orphanage director said he’s quite shy, cried naturally when he met half of his new family, and was held and kissed by Angie and then comforted by Maddox. Angelina and her two sons are expected to remain in Vietnam until at least after the weekend for paperwork etc and then head back to LA to rejoin Brad and the girls. Full Story

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, I suppose it was a good week to be sick, because when the hottest news in Hollywood is the arrival of KFed Jr’s paycheque… well… suffice to say, I don’t feel so guilty about staying in bed. In fact, given how repulsive I am right now, that I could probably turn most straight men gay, maybe staying in bed isn’t such a bad idea. Still… smut calls. And my bitch was bored from sleeping and watching every DVD released in the last 6 months, though there is one positive: Maggie Gyllenhaal. Of course I’ve always liked Maggie Gyllenhaal. I liked her very much after Sherry Baby. But to love her…to love Maggie is a new experience. And I’m sorry it took me so long. The movie is called Stranger Than Fiction and while she’s not the female lead, she has the most likeable, most adorable, most natural way about her. And sexy too. In a quirky, surprise-you-when-you’re-not-looking kind vibe. Am totally in love. Also – cute detail: at one point in the movie she hands a muffin over to a customer and says “please give this to Ramona”. Warm and fuzzy, non? Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and thank you thank you thank you for your patience. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Maddox meeting his Bro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Angie and Maddox in Vietnam today. Multiple sources are reporting that she’ll be bringing home the Family’s fourth some time this week – a 3 year old boy left at the hospital and never reclaimed by his birth parents. Adoption procedures were initiated around the time of The Chosen One’s arrival. As I’ve said before, according to Vietnamese adoption procedures, no pre-selection is allowed. Full Story

A Supermodel Sitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth’s Apple has been largely ignored thanks to little Violet Affleck these days but look – Apple on a playdate with Christy Turlington and Grace. And I know you hate Gwynnie, I know you can stand her smug ass face…but don’t try and tell me her child isn’t gorgeous. Don’t try. Don’t lie. One day…Apple and Romeo Beckham. Full Story

Drew & Cam vs Sofia?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Plot thickens. Thanks to the lovely Samra for the brilliant observation. So Drew is dating Sofia Coppola’s ex husband Spike Jonze. Legend has it Sofia can’t stand Cam Diaz, modeled the ditzy blonde character in Lost in Translation after Hermy’s goofy giggle giggle. And now Spike is spiting his ex by dating her BFF? Is your smutty sense tingling? Will Kiki get her cute little vampire teeth all up in Pipsqueak? SO high school. Full Story