Jessica Simpson: No First Shame

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy.   There is nothing profound in saying that our lives are shaped by Defining Moments, moments that dictate each and every move thereafter, experiences that form the basis of future experiences and how we react to them. Full Story

Gossip with Flare

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you can"t stand the shameless self promotion - stop reading NOW. Consider yourself warned. STOP READING NOW. Flare Magazine is Canada"s fashion bible and in the November release, they have included a bonus issue called Canada"s Best in fashion, beauty, music, and film with a section called Project Beauty - "portaits of 27 captivating Canadians as seen by the country"s best photographers. Full Story

Heather Mills: A Backlash up the Arse!

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh…this is f-cking GOLD. Thanks to Valerie M for the tip. Piers Morgan introduced Heather to Paul way back. He has now written an open letter of apology printed in the Daily Mail, taking responsibility for introducing his friend to the evil golddigging capital C known as Heather Mills. An OPEN APOLOGY because as he says, with absolutely no question, Heather is a scheming, conniving liar with an enormous ego, who could not handle being Mrs, greedy and opportunistic, and completely unworthy of anyone"s compassion. Full Story

Kate Bosworth: from Three Whiskers to Firecrotch

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Lindsay Lohan has landed a new friend. In France for Tommy Hilfiger, ciggies in hand, other things in nose, ready to light up Paris. A perfect alliance if you ask me. Both have never proven themselves on the big screen in a grown up way. Full Story

Borat"s Best Speech

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So proud of my Fifth Lover who won a comedy award in Germany and gave the following speech…you like??? "Good evening gentlemen and prostitutes. I love Germany. I love sex. I will put this prize next to the only other one I won. From Central Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story

Mischa Barton & the sour suck

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, the only women who look good with pursed lips and gaunt cheekbones are models and even then, only with the assistance of photoshop. Full Story

Lilo: Rock "n" Roll Pageant Fashion

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it the new black? Yesterday Vanessa Minnillo today Lilo in Paris for the opening of Tommy Hilfiger"s store. And unless Tommy is designing for Miss America, something tells me she"s not wearing one of his. For that matter, I have no idea what the f-ck she is wearing but it sucks ass. Full Story

Pro-Love for Miss Minnie

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always have had a soft spot for Minnie. Poor thing had to struggle against being forever the fat girl after Circle of Friends. Poor thing was dumped by Matt Damon on Oprah. Poor thing can"t find lasting love. Poor thing butted heads with Babs. Apparently there"s a new beau…and it shows. Check out Minnie last night at an event for Randolph Duke. Full Story

Heather Mills: the motivation behind the message

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Be careful what you start. Heather Mills is feeling the pain of that right now as nearly everyone in the UK is rising up against her, opening up a can of bitchslap perhaps not seen since the days of Yoko Ono. Exclusive new details have emerged this morning in the British papers shedding light on the motivation behind Heather"s vicious attack. Full Story

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Dear gossips, Wednesday, live blogging, and it"s the dirtiest smut ever. Check back often for updates - check the archives under THIS WEEK for posts you missed yesterday. Now let"s trash Heather Mills.