Chicken Fried NOT Crazy???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 08:19:05 January 16, 2008 08:19:05

So says Alli Sims. In an exclusive new interview with Us Weekly, on stands today, Alli Sims, in exchange for some free press for her singing career (snort), is talking about Britney. As reported yesterday, Alli openly expresses her distrust of Adnan Full Story

Who They Had For Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 07:02:19 January 16, 2008 07:02:19

The GMD and Robobride went out for dinner last night in New York…and guess who they dined with? To whom did Tom "present" his wife? None other than Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica. Indeed. There are many, many, many similarities. Most notable: both men married younger women. In fact, the age difference between Jerry and Jessica and Tom and Katie is almost exactly the same. Full Story

Return of Our Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 06:54:01 January 16, 2008 06:54:01

Smut is subjective but I can’t think of anyone, or remember receiving any message from anyone, who doesn’t love Kate Winslet. Don’t we all love Kate Winslet? Kate, as you know, keeps it low key. Which is why candids of her don’t crop up every other day. So when we see her at an event, all classy and lovely and warm, it’s always a treat. Full Story

Gwyneth According to Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 06:10:50 January 16, 2008 06:10:50

The paps caught up with Blythe Danner yesterday and asked her about Gwyneth’s hospitalisation. As you can see from Blythe’s blithe response in the video Gwyneth is fine. In fact, she’s “fabulous”, no longer in the hospital, and … Not pregnant. Full Story

Bootycalling on his Blog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 06:00:23 January 16, 2008 06:00:23

Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that it only took her 6 months to get over him. Full Story

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Had to stay up last night to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman. It’s official…the girl has no, as in zero, personality. More on that later.

And never a dull Chicken Fried moment. No court appearance for Britney, no visitation for Britney. But she did manage to drop in at Rite Aid and at church where she asked for a blessing. Perhaps she should ask the GMD. After all, he believes he can save her. And there’s video to prove it.

Tuesday, am online all day, keep refreshing! And scroll down for late articles you may have missed yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


PS. A tearful Tokyo farewell to Linda M from Lesley who is leaving to go back to Minnesota. Miss you!

PPS. Does Jennifer Aniston pay Asian-haters??? But doesn’t that mean she supports Asian-haters??? Details coming…

Chicken Fried Dissention!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 13:02:01 January 15, 2008 13:02:01

There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli tells the magazine that the dude freaks her out and that she’s worried that A-Fed’s plans for Britney are incongruent with any hope that she turns her sh*t around: "I don’t know him. Full Story

Papa Perv F*cks Up Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 10:50:52 January 15, 2008 10:50:52

Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going to move a country record? Blame Joe Simpson. Full Story

Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 10:20:38 January 15, 2008 10:20:38

Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious accent. Full Story

OK! says she’s OK!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 00:00:00 January 15, 2008 00:00:00

OK! Magazine is reporting that my Gwyneth has returned home after being hospitalised yesterday. Said her publicist Stephen Huvane: "Gwyneth is fine and at home - we are not commenting further.”Funny that coming from Huvane, who always says he’s not commenting any further but always does comment further, especially as it relates to Jennifer Aniston, also his client. Full Story