Goatee Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 07:42:10 December 11, 2007 07:42:10

Leo likes to get lazy in between projects…only he’s not in between projects. The hair and the bloat are supposedly for Body of Lies which he’s been shooting for months. Something about hunting down terrorists in the Middle East – heavy material as usual. Ugh. Why can’t he just make a romantic comedy? Just once? Here’s Leo in Marrakesh for the film festival presenting an honourary award to Martin Scorsese. Full Story

The GMD steps in for Jada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2007 07:29:46 December 11, 2007 07:29:46

For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so the GMD stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”. Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn for Scientologists! But the group shots kill me. Full Story

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Just when you think it couldn’t possibly get any better, Friday Night Lights delivers yet again – one of the most perfect 60 minutes of television on Friday night and, tragically, no one is watching. Which means no one caught the writers’ brilliant ode to John Mayer’s golden showers… see what you’re missing?

Everyone was in Vegas this weekend for fight night, birthdays, and the Spice Girls. More on that later. And my Rumey’s boobies too!

Monday, am live blogging all day with a new giveaway for the boys and a riddle too. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

PS. Great news! The search function is now fully operational! Go through the archives, type in your key words, you should be able to find any article you want.

Also… a “bookmark” icon has now been added to the bottom of every article!

Thanks for your patience – we’re a mom and pop shoppe…a thousand apologies for the delay. Appreciate your understanding. Thank you, love you, owe you.

EW Silver Foxes: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 14:32:13 December 10, 2007 14:32:13

Appreciate all your submissions and enthusiasm! Keep ‘em coming to win something glam to kick off 2008! Go back through last week’s “best” posts as we count down the moments of 2007. Cover of the Year has to be Entertainment Weekly’s courageous feature on the incomparable silver fox grande dames of Hollywood: Mirren, Dench, and Streep. Full Story

Becks Says Happy Holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 14:13:10 December 10, 2007 14:13:10

Check out David’s Adidas holiday card wearing my favourite hair. Am so done with the buzz. You? Also like his face like that. When he’s focused and concentrating…yum. Photos from Splash  Full Story

Bad Pants for Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 13:59:24 December 10, 2007 13:59:24

Sweet Xenu… what is going on here? This girl is 18. She is 18!!! Why is she wearing the same flood pants your school librarian would wear to the staff Christmas party? Why??? On Gisele Bundchen or Charlize Theron… maybe. But on Hayden Panettiere who is, on a very good day, 5 ft 1 this is wrong. Full Story

RBK Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 13:44:17 December 10, 2007 13:44:17

Something for the man in your life. The man in my life loved it. And he looks hot in his new long sleeve/short sleeve tee. Hockey fans are well aware – RBK is the official jersey of the NHL and the new aero-dynamic design this year has been widely praised by many players with most NHL franchises re-designing team jerseys to accommodate the new RBK fit. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Smug Smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 13:38:22 December 10, 2007 13:38:22

My Gwyneth out for dinner in New York was caught smiling for paps…which can only mean one thing: she’s either asserted her superiority over someone or she is about to assert her superiority over someone. Making people feel small – politely – makes Gwynnie happy. So does lording her perfect manners over everyone else. Full Story

Holiday Detox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 00:00:00 December 10, 2007 00:00:00

Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Full Story

Boobs Balance Bad Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 00:00:00 December 10, 2007 00:00:00

Not my Rumey’s best face forward. Definitely not. But check how my girl is balancing her bad angles out with some titty shots. She’s learning…am so proud. Exploiting one asset that doesn’t suck to offset other assets that do suck is a critical Hollywood move. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton for example camouflages her disease by readily putting her mouth around anyone’s c*ck. Full Story

Black & Blue Behind the Glasses?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 00:00:00 December 10, 2007 00:00:00

Look closely at Madge in NYC – there appear to be bruised circles under both eyes, which may have accounted for some super dark shades in another series of photos. X17online.com has also posted pics of Madonna with some black and blue marks. Full Story