Donald Trump: implosion of a pompous prick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Can’t get enough of this…can’t think of anything I love more than a full on Queen-Sized strop in public and The Donald is delivering! Dude seriously cannot SHUT UP!   Everyone, everywhere, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie and Barbara, he says Barbara hates Rosie, he says Rosie is a liar and she’s disgusting, and of course, he has to bring the whole lesbian thing into it too: "Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA"s head. Full Story

Ginger & Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story

Britney: Like Aniston, like Swank?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Vanity Fair, the London Sun is reporting that Britney will follow in the illustrious ex-wife footsteps of Jennifer Aniston and Hilary Swank and give her first post-Fed interview to Vanity Fair. If true, judging by her predecessors and considering that disaster usually strikes whenever Britney attempts to speak unassisted, the resulting article will likely be a public relations nightmare. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

Thursday, December 21, 2006
Dear Gossips, Smutty hugs and kisses to the mysterious “Sarah” who so generously sent me that gift from Prezzle.com - thank you! I love it! Digits on the Run is not Chad Michael Murray. When I say “attractive” I mean empirically attractive… which means he appeals to more than just the emotionally stunted Hello Kitty/TeenBeat crowd that often mistakes a loser pout with actual personality. On the contrary, in addition to his famous good looks, our Digit Seeker also has a brain, and a rather distinguished one at that. Thursday – live blogging, and I posted late yesterday so check archives under THIS WEEK to get caught up. Have a feeling most of you are taking tomorrow off, or are off already so while I have the chance – Merry Christmas, safe and Happy Holidays, may 2007 be smuttier than ever!!! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Pene Untouched

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.   Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. Full Story

Why Ewan is The Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

A man who talks freely of his penis and his perversions? Love, love, love. New interview with Nylon, Ewan discusses his career, his film choices, his versatility – from offbeat indie to major blockbuster hero – and of course, his often exposed member, he’s shown it off on celluloid many times, and he says he’d gladly to it again…praise Goddess. Full Story

The Daily GirlCrush: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

Italian Vanity Fair – total hot sex, total gorgessity, even if she may have been retouched just a smidge, how can you not fall to your knees and worship Kate Winslet? Love.Her. Don’t understand why she has NO Oscars and that backstabbing little bitch Hilary Swank has TWO. Kate’s not petty nor is she bitter…but since I’m both, in addition to being first class bitch, I’ll rage in her stead. Full Story

Book Seven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. She is almost finished...  Full Story

Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View was must-see-tv, in between Winsor Pilates and lunch, The View kept me sane. Full Story

Renee Zellweger: Becoming Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

Is it just me? Or is Renee looking more and more like Nicole every day? The Freeze Face, the baby smooth, ultra shine forehead, the milky complexion, the WONDERFUL chest-protruding posture…sure there’s a 10 inch difference but still, the similarities are there, aren’t they? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m just taking after my mother…she thinks all whiteys look the same, rather ignorant that way. Full Story