Gisele expecting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. And Bridget Moynahan must be losing her sh-t. Full Story

Salma expecting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Many of you took one look at her massive breasts last week and pronounced her pregnant. And indeed she is! Freshly confirmed through her publicist, his name is Francois-Henri Pinault – a very wealthy businessman but um…well… see for yourself. Not exactly what you were expecting non? Not exactly Andre Balasz or even Arki Busson either though I can certainly understand the appeal between the Hollywood starlet and private enterprise: security on one hand, trophy on the other? Sorry…I’m a cynical bitch today. Full Story

Thursday, March 8, 2007 Dear Gossips, No secret, I’m a Gwyneth apologist. But for some reason, I did not pay to see Running With Scissors… thank Goddess. I LOVED that book. They butchered the book. Not my Gwynnie’s fault but still… a colossal waste of a Wednesday evening –ironic that Brad Pitt’s Plan B produced both the best AND the most disappointing movie of last year, non? Thursday – blogging on the fly today. Am on assignment with eTalk covering On the Lot callbacks. It’s the new reality show produced by Steven Spielberg and Mark Burnett about the search for a new Hollywood director. Winner gets a production deal with Dreamworks. Will keep you posted. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Are you in Saskatoon? If so… where are we partying? You know what I mean…

Welcome Back Entourage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Seriously…bring on a new season already, feels like it’s been forever! Here are the boys shooting on Rodeo Drive the other day, finally back at work – not sure why Adrien/Vince is rockin’ the blaxploitation ‘do but for me, that’s his dealbreaker. His hair sucks ass. And to be honest, isn’t he really the LEAST interesting of the lot? Used to be Ari but these days, I’m all about Drama. Full Story

Dirty Face and the Big Gold Bow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Dirty Face is back! Have you missed her? Seriously though… Lindsay Lohan has a serious foundation problem. And that being the case, maybe it really isn’t a good idea to go so blonde? Just a suggestion. Also a suggestion? Inx nay on the large gold bow. Few people can bow, you know. Cate Blanchett, absolutely. Full Story

The Houston Cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Whitney Houston. You have to love this. So she finally gets rids of Bobby, she cleans up her sh-t, and not a few weeks later, she starts stepping out with a boy 17 years her junior – Ray-J is his name, also known as Brandy’s brother. Check her out in this video – kills me. First – her voice. Full Story

Making Sense of Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

The cheap ass clothing, the cheap ass weave, the fact that she lets her mother dress her in cheap ass attire, the cheap ass way her House of Desh-t ads were conceived, hiring a cheap ass marketing firm that can’t come up with a proper tagline – it’s all clear to me now. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and househunt tear apart her heart because she misses him so much. Full Story

The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list of constituencies that hate her. Full Story

Being Honest with my Kiki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

New W Magazine - the clothes are great but some shots of her face are kinda bunk. Especially the cover. And the one in red. Other than those two – love, love, love. Better still, love the article, love the candour. She admits to major disappointment over the failure of Marie Antoinette and she’s honest about how she shamelessly pimped the film, blaming its eventual box office rejection to “bad taste” – petulant, yes, but she does have a point. Full Story

Wednesday, March 7, 2007 Dear Gossips: ”If only more people knew what a rare and beautiful thing they"re missing: a drama that sets the bar much higher than it has to, daring to take on the romance and heartbreak of being a teenager with honesty, compassion and wit,” from Salon.com’s glowing review of my favourite show Friday Night Lights. I know you’re tired of the endless pimp but if mindless drivel like Dancing with the Stars can survive into 3 seasons, why is it that the best show on television according to Time, Entertainment Weekly, the New York Times etc etc etc – BAR NONE – will only last one? See? Good taste is going down the sh-tter. Click here for the full article, an eloquent and articulate explanation as to why Friday Night Lights is, for the last time, NOT about Football and why it is SO MUCH BETTER than Grey’s Anatomy. Wednesday, live blogging today, check often and don’t forget Borat. Scroll down for details. Yours in gossip, Lainey