A-List at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Well…they’re always A-list, really. But for some reason, this year feels even more so. Continuing with custom, Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon will return as presenters, joined by Reese’s fellow Tennessee native Justin Timberlake – quite the honour for Little Pip who wants to grow up and be an actor one day. Full Story

The Ageless Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a gaping hole between her breasts and a leather belt cinched around her waist, holding a tea cup, an almost surprised expression on her face, almost caught in mid-sentence…you wouldn’t think she was a day over 28. Full Story

Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Dear Gossips, HAPPY NEW YEAR! It’s 2007 and a very romantic start - celebrity love is definitely in the air. Lovers…and losers too. So after a very indulgent holiday break, gossip is back on FULL TIME as we head into its busiest season: Sundance, Globes, Grammys, Oscar, Britney’s new album release, likely yet another manufactured relationship for Jennifer Aniston – the year ahead is full of smutty promise. Tuesday, live blogging, check back often for updates, click on “LAST WEEK” from the left hand side of the page for archived articles you might have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Mimi: Mimi in South Africa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

I’m telling you...this bitch kills me. Unabashedly Mimi, even at Oprah’s “All Girls Go to School AND the Spa” day in South Africa – the opening of her $40 million Academy – Mariah Carey just HAD to rock the occasion in animal print and all kindsa jiggle. Who else? Who else but Mimi can be so cheesy? As widely reported, Oprah invited several of her famous friends to help commemorate the occasion, asking each to bring along a personally inscribed book for the Library. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently cut from the show – reportedly at her request – and consequently not paid for her troubles: hair, makeup, clothing, accommodations - it all adds up, you know. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Nicole & Keith at the Carnival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Test your gag reflex, check it out - I dare you not to Rossum. Taken on New Year’s Eve at a “local fair outside Sydney”, the picture of wedded bliss, Nicole and Keith are more solid than ever despite his much publicized stint in “rehab” from which he’s on a “break” and the recent tabloid revelations about his infidelity. Full Story

Reese in Jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

I like the way she looks in them. There’s a cute little body lurking under all that propriety, you know? Not that she would ever let it all hang out, not that the MiniVan Majority would ever recover if she did but now that she’s single, perhaps a little more sexy denim and a little less mother matron? An example from 2005…Reese in Jeans is MUCH better, non? Source Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: a Courteney to lean on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

While the Pitts were in Panana, Jennifer Aniston and her constant cheerleader retreated to for New Year’s Eve – who else but Courteney and her husband to get her through this difficult time? I can almost hear the daily affirmation from here: You can do it, Jen. One foot in front of the other, when in doubt, go back to your Peace Pose, and dance away sister… Dance Like There’s No One Watching. Full Story

The Pitts: Panama PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Handholding in Panama during a brief side trip just before the New Year, the Pitts look about as happy and relaxed as any other normal couple on vacay save for the telltale security guarding their presence. As for those of you who keep emailing about an eating disorder or demanding criticism about one in relation to Angie’s pin-thin frame… call me Cruise, maybe I’ve been conditioned to the skeletal standards of MK Olsen and Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth, but if you ask me, Angelina doesn’t belong in the grouping. Full Story

Alba on the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

In Miami and no reports so far of any assy behaviour, making it a grand total of 5 months since her c-bomb attitude reared its ugly head…sort of… Have a look at this body. Crazy body. Not an ounce to spare, toned all over but the best part is – can you believe she says she wishes she was “thin…without curves”? Go ahead. Full Story

The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence of Kate’s personal assistant, brought along presumably to handle paperwork and documentation, suggests that she has indeed become his wife, with widowhood perhaps a needle away. Full Story