Cisco says no split

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Despite what you may have heard today, Cisco Adler’s rep says Mischa Barton has not broken up with his client over that notorious photo found among Paris Hilton’s skanky belongings and revealed on ParisExposed.com, and if you unfamiliar with THAT photo, see below for details but consider yourself warned. Full Story

Michelle Williams: Front Row Bitch…again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Damn…here’s a shocker. Michelle Williams – another Fashion Week sighting, another super cute outfit, but never forget…bitch doesn’t care about fame, or popularity, and she especially doesn’t want you looking at her ring. Which is why she’s taking pains to hide her hand or obscure it or do anything but draw any attention to it whatsoever. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity…and Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about that tramp…how about Rachel? Oscar’s Supporting Actress coming to the end of her reign, she was the lock last year – is it weird to you that Jennifer Hudson is filling those shoes this time around? And speaking of shoes… Look at these precious babies. Full Story

KFed Jr Gives Gifts?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and his goldmine dispensing sex advice is exactly what anyone always wanted. Full Story

The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning out the nose, cheek injections, and some sort of lip plumpage similar to the Restalyne treatment she had before. Full Story

Why I Love Lauren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story

Drew & Zach = Drew & Cam?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Hollywood Dating Pool becoming like a Trailer Park. Let’s play the Six Degrees thing, shall we? Drew and Zach Braff reportedly hooked up in NYC at the weekend, Zach used to date Mandy Moore, Mandy Moore was with Wilmer Valderrama, Wilmer also tapped Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan goosed Jared Leto, Jared and Cameron Diaz shared a 3 year love… So in a bodily fluid exchange kind of way…does this mean Drew and Cam could technically be BFFs with benefits? Just asking. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story

A Deviated Septum requires shaving?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

I said the other day that I couldn’t tell a difference…my bad. Apparently I hadn’t looked closely enough, and there are people who have spent a lot of time analysing both iterations – the nose before and the nose after: was it just a deviated septum? Not a plastic surgeon, can’t say for sure, but if you are – would love to hear your comments, send them along. Full Story

Claire Danes: a Karma Face Question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Fashion Week – she made it to one of the shows. Is her Karma Face receding? Has the Goddess forgiven the homewreckage? Or is that a lifetime thing – the modern version of the scarlett letter branded all over her face? I can’t decide – from certain angles there’s a lot of suffering going on. And then there’s the closeup. Full Story

Tuesday, February 6, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today (February 6, 2007) is your last chance to enter The Departed Giveaway - good luck! As for Tom and Katie grooving on the dance floor – please please please tell me you’ve seen the video? More on that later. Live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Jennifer Aniston’s new nose? Honestly, I can’t tell the difference. Great surgeon, non?