A Very Gwyneth Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Said it before and I’ll say it again - I know y’all don’t like her hair but I love her hair. I like it unkempt and untrimmed. I like it when the ends aren’t even. I hate my own ends to be even…to the point where I nag at my stylist to make sure they’re not even. Sometimes polish isn’t necessarily perfect, you know. Full Story

A Very Sparrow Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

It’s widely known that Johnny Depp based his performance as Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards. And so he was suitably thrilled when Keith agreed to sign on as Captain Jack’s father in the 3rd installment of Pirates – first photo attached. Scary thing is – I can’t really tell if Keith is wearing any makeup. Full Story

The Entertainers of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Entertainment Weekly’s annual list – the cast of Grey’s Anatomy came out at #1 with Helen Mirren and my Borat rounding out the top 3. Others include Kiefer Sutherland, Meryl Streep, YouTube…and Beyonce? Beyonce before Pipsqueak? And Bond? And Colbert? Beyonce the “weakest” link in Dreamgirls? Please. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Christmas Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

What would the holidays be like without a last look at Vicky’s concrete tits? And here they are, mounted higher than ever, and shelved especially prominently since she’s decided to shave off a few more inches off her waist with a tight cinch. You can never be too thin, you know. And when it comes to Posh, you can never be too ridiculous. Full Story

Donald Trump: implosion of a pompous prick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Can’t get enough of this…can’t think of anything I love more than a full on Queen-Sized strop in public and The Donald is delivering! Dude seriously cannot SHUT UP!   Everyone, everywhere, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie, he’s talking sh-t about Rosie and Barbara, he says Barbara hates Rosie, he says Rosie is a liar and she’s disgusting, and of course, he has to bring the whole lesbian thing into it too: "Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA"s head. Full Story

Ginger & Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story

Britney: Like Aniston, like Swank?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Vanity Fair, the London Sun is reporting that Britney will follow in the illustrious ex-wife footsteps of Jennifer Aniston and Hilary Swank and give her first post-Fed interview to Vanity Fair. If true, judging by her predecessors and considering that disaster usually strikes whenever Britney attempts to speak unassisted, the resulting article will likely be a public relations nightmare. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

Thursday, December 21, 2006
Dear Gossips, Smutty hugs and kisses to the mysterious “Sarah” who so generously sent me that gift from Prezzle.com - thank you! I love it! Digits on the Run is not Chad Michael Murray. When I say “attractive” I mean empirically attractive… which means he appeals to more than just the emotionally stunted Hello Kitty/TeenBeat crowd that often mistakes a loser pout with actual personality. On the contrary, in addition to his famous good looks, our Digit Seeker also has a brain, and a rather distinguished one at that. Thursday – live blogging, and I posted late yesterday so check archives under THIS WEEK to get caught up. Have a feeling most of you are taking tomorrow off, or are off already so while I have the chance – Merry Christmas, safe and Happy Holidays, may 2007 be smuttier than ever!!! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Pene Untouched

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.   Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. Full Story

Why Ewan is The Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

A man who talks freely of his penis and his perversions? Love, love, love. New interview with Nylon, Ewan discusses his career, his film choices, his versatility – from offbeat indie to major blockbuster hero – and of course, his often exposed member, he’s shown it off on celluloid many times, and he says he’d gladly to it again…praise Goddess. Full Story