Tara Reid: ghetto tit regret

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Janice Min gave her a cover story??? Over ghetto tits??? Like, duh...though I suppose the most enlightening revelation is finally a detailed definition on what exactly constitutes Ghetto Tittage and how one arrives at owning a pair. In the article, Tara explains her decision, saying that one was always bigger than the other and because of constant weight loss and gain (binging and starving will do that), she decided to up her cups. Full Story

Ryan & Rachel theatrical PDA

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One more time: Life & Style is full of sh-t. I know you"re tired of me saying this but for some reason, the Little McGoslings never tire of emailing me - riddled with anxiety over the status of The Notebook, counting the days between public sightings, buying in to bullsh-t stories in Life & Style that were NOT CORROBORATED anywhere else about Canada"s golden couple on the outs, that they had split, that Ryan was hooking up with new women and enjoying his freedom. Full Story

Brad Pitt

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like his friend, always up for consideration year after year. Arguments for: 1. Dominated gossip discussion for the better part of 18 months 2. New role as a doting father and philanthropist has endeared him to many new fans 3. Professional success including Oscar buzz for Babel and production kudos for The Departed underscore his overall clout 4. Full Story

Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who lost his mother last year and whose father cannot support him. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And no… Not just because he"s new to the Freebie 5. Arguments for: 1. Current King of the Box Office - has brought Scorcese his biggest opening weekend ever 2. The biggest A of the A List among his crowd with the most impressive resume of any of his peers 3. Low scandal factor, high mystery quotient Arguments against: 1. Full Story

Rosario Dawson: The Queen of Always Miss

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up. Maybe this haircut is for a movie, maybe it was an artistic sacrifice…I certainly hope so. Full Story

LastWord

My apologies to Katja W who is very, very disappointed in me for removing Zizou from the Freebie 5. Fret not darling. I am a true gossip, a fickle bitch. Leo will last but a few weeks at which point Zidane will return. Promise. Remember - new posts coming, check the site throughout the day on Wednesday to keep up to date. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Gwyneth goes Lotus

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of my Gwynnie, The Sun is also making a big deal about her supposed new diet, as recommended by one Dr. Joshi - same dude who hooked her up with the macribiotic diet in the first place, who has also treated Cate Blanchett and Kate Moss in the past. Full Story

My Prediction: Matt Damon

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said - a super long shot and in poker terms, Matt Damon is holding Pocket 2s against Patrick"s Pocket Rockets and George"s Cowboys. But there is no glory in playing it safe. I think this is his year: Arguments for: 1. He"s a new husband and a new father - check check for the MiniVan Majority 2. Full Story

George Clooney

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He"ll always be a contender…like a fine wine, right? Arguments for: 1. Reigning Oscar winner, the most charming man in Hollywood, everyone loves him, everyone wants to know him, and he calls his own shots. That, my fellow gossips, is called power. 2. Umm…he"s George. Aesthetic rationale not required. Full Story