Downhill from Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 11:21:05 September 4, 2007 11:21:05

Although there’s only one direction after Johnny Depp, non? And I suppose, at the very least, it looks like Kate Moss isn’t back together with Pete Doherty in spite of UK tabloids reporting of a five day secret shack-up at Claridges last week. They are however quickly jumping on a new lead – something about Kate spending an inordinate amount of time with this fellow, a musician called Jamie Hince…they were supposedly inseparable during an all night bender. Full Story

Maggie! Lovely!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 09:59:42 September 4, 2007 09:59:42

Jakey G’s sister replaced Kate Moss in Agent Provocateur’s new ad campaign – here’s the first look… love, love, love. I LOVE Maggie Gyllenhaal. And I love that AP chose Maggie Gyllenhaal. I love that so many people are claiming to be put off by the photos – because she’s not model pretty, because she’s not a conventional supermodel freak of nature with a C cups, a 22 inch waist, and a tiny but ridiculously round and poppin’ bottom. Full Story

ManFlare #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 09:20:26 September 4, 2007 09:20:26

He was booed by the paps apparently for refusing to remove his shades but don’t they know??? It’s part of the look! Impeccable style – right down to the socks. Check out those socks tucked comfortably into a pair of gorgeous Italian leather loafers. Few men could rock this weird manila/white. Full Story

Granny Freeze is Fertile?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her most “revealing” … here are some highlights: The Fertility IssuePersonally I don’t believe them but Nicole has long been hounded by those hilarious rumours – I’ve heard at least three variations myself: “My fiance’s father is a doctor and he went to a conference and they talked about hermaphrodites and Nicole Kidman can’t have babies because she is one. Full Story

Man in White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 08:00:24 September 4, 2007 08:00:24

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts. In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. Full Story

ManFlare #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 07:22:57 September 4, 2007 07:22:57

Ewan McGregor… sexiest quirky bitch ever. The kind of man who gets you hot even as you makes you feel dirty. Yum. Here’s Ewan with Colin Farrell at the premiere of Cassandra’s Dream (Woody Allen) in Venice. The hair, his suit, his stance – I call it ManFlare. Few men can do it without looking awkward, contrived, and uncomfortable. Full Story

Ass Grab in Deauville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 07:02:56 September 4, 2007 07:02:56

He is quite obviously the more stylish of the two. This is a man who cares about clothes, who cares about every detail…even his socks. More on that later. Brad and Angelina on the carpet at the Deauville Film Festival – his suit is spectacular, hers…not so much, though I suppose she doesn’t need much to dress to dress up her face. Full Story

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Ass Grab in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 06:27:13 September 4, 2007 06:27:13

Several journalists I spoke with who are covering the Venice festival have said that Angelina looked slightly less gaunt - direct quote “it’s not like she disappears when she turns to the side”, though as you can see, the girl could use an avocado IV, non? But while her dress and the jewels belong on a geriatric socialite (terrible), their glamour and their star power together is undeniable and unmatched. Full Story

The First Family Festival Tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 06:04:25 September 4, 2007 06:04:25

So many photos – please excuse the multiple posts. Brad Pitt is promoting the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, a film that apparently just came out of edit like 5 minutes ago after an intense battle between the studio and the filmmakers over artistic direction. To promote the movie, Brad is hitting the festival circuit hard – from Venice to Deauville and then Toronto on Saturday with the entire family along for the ride. Full Story

White Lace & a Pageant Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete mess. In fact, far from. However, I much prefer her white short lacy number (must have it!) at the photocall earlier in the day if only for this view of her legs, even more elongated by the nude heels. Full Story

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Making it to Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 05:26:52 September 4, 2007 05:26:52

Never without drama. Britney was paid a reported $100,000 to host the Vegas opening of LAX on Friday night but for a while there it looked like she was about to bail. In the end, she actually did show…only over 2 hours late. She also initially refused to pose on the carpet which is why she was hired in the first place. Full Story