Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess. I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken Paves so I suppose it"s no coincidence? But seriously. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the Roman improvement

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Borat would say - WAWAWEEWAH. MUCH better than earlier in the day, don"t you think? She looks soft, typical Nicole elegance, and fantastic posture - doesn"t she have fantastic posture? Thing with Nic is that she"s never afraid, being pale and all, to try pale colours. Full Story

Michelle Emerges

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s been a long time but well worth the wait, non? Check out Michelle Williams at the Donna Karan event last night - better than we"ve seen her in a while, almost as gorgeous as she was at the Oscars after several weeks of shooting the Bob Dylan movie in Montreal. Rumour has it, she and Heath enjoyed it so much, the privacy, the lack of intrusion, they were toying with the idea of buying a place there, though Brooklyn will always be homebase. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: everyone to the rescue

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First Oprah, now her friends, one by one, they are rallying in support. In response to Us Weekly"s cover story that Vince Vaughn dumped her ass, David Arquette, married to Jen"s BFF Courteney Cox, answered questions about the status of her relationship with Vince on a radio show, keeping the story alive much longer than it ever needed to be. Full Story

It Should Be Reese

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about lighting up a room... America"s Sweetheart? Please make it Reese. Because in the battle for boring black and the MiniVan Majority vote, chin for chin...Reese trumps the other. Having children instead of pretending to actually want them, a bonafide movie career, an Oscar-winning movie career, clever PR campaigning too, and perhaps a little fraud thrown in for good measure - Reese is the one, don"t you think? Here she is at the Children"s Defence Fund event last night, glowing in black, beautiful with red lips, and oh - a loose little blouse too, sure to elicit the incessant bumpwatch. Full Story

Tori Transformed

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know, a child"s power is infinite and while I don"t have one myself, nor do I ever intend to, I can certainly appreciate the transformational properties of pregnancy and how it can enhance even the most wretched. Here"s Tori last night at the Kohl"s Transformation Nation Fall Fashion Show. Full Story

Nicole for Fur

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don"t tell me it"s just me. Don"t tell me it"s just my biased eye. Because if you look at these and you tell me you think it"s normal, I call bullsh-t. BULLsh-t! Trust me, there is no pleasure for me in seeing Nicole Kidman look...weird. I adore Nicole Kidman. Post-GMD, after Moulin Rouge, after The Hours, Nicole was almost Gwyneth. Full Story

Only Britney loves the Beat-Me-Face

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My dog Marcus has a Sleep Smell: it wafts around the house when he"s hunkered in deep slumber, especially after a long hike or a day at the beach, he burrows into the couch and gives off this ... smell. It"s not putrid, it"s not disgusting, it"s not like decaying flesh or anything... but it"s not flowers either. Full Story

Rachel & Ryan: why actors are good

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Weisz, Ryan Reynolds - filming scenes from an upcoming movie. Check it out, look at that kiss, the way they"re leaning in to each other, the body language - totally hot and also totally fake, as illustrated in the accompanying photo when the camera isn"t rolling. Kinda restores my faith in acting, you know? After too much Mischa Barton, when happy, sad, mad, and tired all blend to look the same, I"m encouraged by this new display of artificial chemistry. Full Story

Girl Crushing on Kate Moss

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, she"s starring in a series of lingerie ads for Agent Provocateur, directed by Mike Figgis - so hot, so popular, internet users crashed the company"s site just hours after the clips started streaming. Here"s a still photo from the latest and though I don"t quiver that way, I"m telling you. Full Story