The New Kevin Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a result of his urging and last ditch threats, she has finally made it through one entire day of rehab…and counting. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: It’s all about your 30s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

I dreaded turning thirty. Twenty-nine was a sh-t year – it was my “Feng Shui Calamity” year. We all get one every 12, changes depending on what sign you’re born under. And my people live in fear of Feng Shui Calamity. Bad sh-t happens during Feng Shui Calamity and there are things you can do minimise the consequences but the pain of it is unavoidable, so for me, 30 wasn’t met with much anticipation. Full Story

Claire & Hugh: Karma Face & the Switch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Claire Danes: Homewrecker and HOMOwrecker? Not.Good. First the wrath of women everywhere, now perhaps the Wrath of the Gays – and NOTHING stings like the Wrath of the Gays. And didn’t Hugh Dancy used to be gay? Hmmm…maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m hallucinating? Maybe he was never gay? Maybe he’s just one of those rare beautiful boys who isn’t? Maybe. Full Story

The Pitts #4?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Maddox, Zahara, The Chosen One...and now #4? Us Weekly is reporting that the Pitts have signed paperwork to adopt again, this time from Vietnam. The story, as you know, has surfaced before only to result in a quick denial from Camp Pitt. But Janice Min is resurrecting the rumour, saying the couple has filed a request to US Immigration. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: The A Game Cometh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

At an event in Miami last night. Don’t look at him. Don’t. Just focus on her. Focus on The Gorgessity. Focus on how she works it. Focus on that amazing, amazing little dress. Focus on her legs. Focus on her perfection. That makes up for the near-death experience standing next to her, non? Oscars in 2 days. Full Story

How They Grow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

I write about this movie a lot but only because it’s so brilliant. About a Boy. Single Parents Alone Together, Single Parents Alone Together…every time Toni Collette cries, I laugh. Love, love, love. And Marcus. Do you remember awkward goofy looking Marcus? Marcus and his bowl cut? Marcus and his awful, awful clothes? Well…look at Marcus now. Full Story

The Curse of Tom Brady?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t get me wrong…Tom Brady is The Hotness. But so was Bridget Moynahan until she started dating him. Then she got all harsh lookin’ and gaunt. And then he moved on to Gisele. And then Gisele modeled for D&G in Milan. And Gisele got kinda…Hermy? Maybe it’s the angle? Or bad lighting? Or the makeup? Must be. Full Story

Sidney, Julia, George, Brad, Russell, and Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Julia Roberts is like Grey’s Anatomy for me. Bitch grates on my last nerve but I can’t. I can’t seem to look away. And every time she laughs, every time she honks, every time that mouth opens and those equine teeth go flying I’m like – please stop, but don’t stop...you know what I mean? Last night, the Oprah Oscar Special – Oscar winners interviewing each other, Julia and Clooney kicked it off at his Hollywood Hills home. Full Story

The Daily Adorable: Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast and growing up SUPER CUTE! Check out Little Sci yesterday, in the arms of her mother, attended by her grandmother, and already perfecting the glazed-eye look ubiquitous in all women at Church. RoboBaby? Chill. I’m not raggin’ on Suri. Because Suri is delightful. Chubby and delightful and fathered by the GMD. Full Story

Thursday, February 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Good news and bad news. Bad news first: today is a travel day meaning intermittent posts, whenever I can jump online at the airport. The good news: I’m traveling to the only place WORTH traveling to this weekend in the world of smut. And what’s this weekend? Of course it’s the Oscars! Am headed for LA! As the only Canadian Oscar broadcaster, CTV has the privilege of holding down TWO positions during Oscar arrivals on Sunday. The host of eTalk, Ben Mulroney, will be interviewing celebrities down on the redcarpet and I will be joining Tanya Kim on the balcony just above the carpet, on the walkway where the stars ascend to get into the Kodak Theatre. Starting at 6:30pm ET, 3:30pm PT on Oscar Sunday, one hour of live tv fashion commentary and instant smutty observations, also available on CTV Broadband. I promise you gossips…if the GMD so much as glances at the ass of a hot young male intern, you will hear about it! And you will also hear about what’s happening in the Press Room during the telecast. As you know, presenters and winners hit the press room when they come off stage – who trips, who picks her ass, who was humble, who was gracious, who needed a drink, who looked alarmingly thin up close, who was making goo goo eyes at someone other than his wife…no smutty detail will go unnoticed and every smutty detail will be chronicled in my Backstage Blog posted on ctv.ca. I will also be blogging on THIS site all weekend from LA. Check back often for fresh posts. Also check back after the Oscars for the Style Review and the Smut that can’t be printed anywhere else! My thanks to Kiss & Makeup for the weekend accessories and to Christina Darling for my weekend wardrobe. And endless appreciation and gratitude to ALL OF YOU for supporting LaineyGossip.com and for making opportunities like this possible! Thank you, love you, owe you. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Did I mention Gwyneth is presenting at the Oscars? Just asking… PPS. I’m at the Roosevelt so if you’re in the area, stop by and say hi. Incidentally, the Roosevelt is also the home of Teddy’s, where Lilo is every other night. Will keep my eyes peeled for pinnage…promise. PPPS. Many, many thanks for all your emails recently. Because of Oscar prep, I"ve been terrible at writing back. I do read every message - will try to reply as soon as I come home! x Lainey

Harry More Hairy than Orly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

At least 10 whiskers more than Three Whiskers non? So the Boy Who Lives is more manly man than Orly? At only 17… I think so. Although I have to tell you I’m really not feelin’ what many of you are – a desire to Cougar Rape young Daniel Radcliffe after seeing him bare bare bare in Equus, a new stage production in London. Full Story