Jennifer Lopez: The A Game Cometh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

At an event in Miami last night. Don’t look at him. Don’t. Just focus on her. Focus on The Gorgessity. Focus on how she works it. Focus on that amazing, amazing little dress. Focus on her legs. Focus on her perfection. That makes up for the near-death experience standing next to her, non? Oscars in 2 days. Full Story

How They Grow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

I write about this movie a lot but only because it’s so brilliant. About a Boy. Single Parents Alone Together, Single Parents Alone Together…every time Toni Collette cries, I laugh. Love, love, love. And Marcus. Do you remember awkward goofy looking Marcus? Marcus and his bowl cut? Marcus and his awful, awful clothes? Well…look at Marcus now. Full Story

The Curse of Tom Brady?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t get me wrong…Tom Brady is The Hotness. But so was Bridget Moynahan until she started dating him. Then she got all harsh lookin’ and gaunt. And then he moved on to Gisele. And then Gisele modeled for D&G in Milan. And Gisele got kinda…Hermy? Maybe it’s the angle? Or bad lighting? Or the makeup? Must be. Full Story

Sidney, Julia, George, Brad, Russell, and Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Julia Roberts is like Grey’s Anatomy for me. Bitch grates on my last nerve but I can’t. I can’t seem to look away. And every time she laughs, every time she honks, every time that mouth opens and those equine teeth go flying I’m like – please stop, but don’t stop...you know what I mean? Last night, the Oprah Oscar Special – Oscar winners interviewing each other, Julia and Clooney kicked it off at his Hollywood Hills home. Full Story

The Daily Adorable: Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast and growing up SUPER CUTE! Check out Little Sci yesterday, in the arms of her mother, attended by her grandmother, and already perfecting the glazed-eye look ubiquitous in all women at Church. RoboBaby? Chill. I’m not raggin’ on Suri. Because Suri is delightful. Chubby and delightful and fathered by the GMD. Full Story

Thursday, February 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Good news and bad news. Bad news first: today is a travel day meaning intermittent posts, whenever I can jump online at the airport. The good news: I’m traveling to the only place WORTH traveling to this weekend in the world of smut. And what’s this weekend? Of course it’s the Oscars! Am headed for LA! As the only Canadian Oscar broadcaster, CTV has the privilege of holding down TWO positions during Oscar arrivals on Sunday. The host of eTalk, Ben Mulroney, will be interviewing celebrities down on the redcarpet and I will be joining Tanya Kim on the balcony just above the carpet, on the walkway where the stars ascend to get into the Kodak Theatre. Starting at 6:30pm ET, 3:30pm PT on Oscar Sunday, one hour of live tv fashion commentary and instant smutty observations, also available on CTV Broadband. I promise you gossips…if the GMD so much as glances at the ass of a hot young male intern, you will hear about it! And you will also hear about what’s happening in the Press Room during the telecast. As you know, presenters and winners hit the press room when they come off stage – who trips, who picks her ass, who was humble, who was gracious, who needed a drink, who looked alarmingly thin up close, who was making goo goo eyes at someone other than his wife…no smutty detail will go unnoticed and every smutty detail will be chronicled in my Backstage Blog posted on ctv.ca. I will also be blogging on THIS site all weekend from LA. Check back often for fresh posts. Also check back after the Oscars for the Style Review and the Smut that can’t be printed anywhere else! My thanks to Kiss & Makeup for the weekend accessories and to Christina Darling for my weekend wardrobe. And endless appreciation and gratitude to ALL OF YOU for supporting LaineyGossip.com and for making opportunities like this possible! Thank you, love you, owe you. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Did I mention Gwyneth is presenting at the Oscars? Just asking… PPS. I’m at the Roosevelt so if you’re in the area, stop by and say hi. Incidentally, the Roosevelt is also the home of Teddy’s, where Lilo is every other night. Will keep my eyes peeled for pinnage…promise. PPPS. Many, many thanks for all your emails recently. Because of Oscar prep, I"ve been terrible at writing back. I do read every message - will try to reply as soon as I come home! x Lainey

Harry More Hairy than Orly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

At least 10 whiskers more than Three Whiskers non? So the Boy Who Lives is more manly man than Orly? At only 17… I think so. Although I have to tell you I’m really not feelin’ what many of you are – a desire to Cougar Rape young Daniel Radcliffe after seeing him bare bare bare in Equus, a new stage production in London. Full Story

Kate & Owen Open Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

Handholding in public – the first sign of affection and physical confirmation that they are indeed a couple. Call me Cruise but these two together? Hotness. And he looks great in pants. See what I mean? Little perky bum, lanky legs – I’m telling you, Jake Gyllenhaal needs to cool it with the beefcake. Full Story

Britney boils over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

As reported earlier, Britney headed over to Kevin"s last night, pounding on the door without answer, and apparently took out her frustration on the pappies. Not exactly the most profound of observations but as you can see the girl is clearly unhinged. Shortly afterwards however, Lynne Spears supposedly took her back to Promises where she will remain, Goddess willing, until she can get beyond what can only be described as a serious meltdown brought on by depression, rebellion, and addiction. Full Story

KFed: It worked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

He motioned to take the babies away from her, it scared her enough to go back to rehab. NEVER thought I"d say this but... Well played KFed, well played. And admirably enough, he has cancelled his family court appearance today, lending more credence to speculation as mentioned earlier that he and Lynne were working together on this, believing it would scare her straight. Full Story

KFed Makes his Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

As expected, and in light of Britney’s public collapse, Kevin Federline is going for his children after seeking and being granted an emergency hearing in family court this morning. And you know, if he gets the boys, he also gets the financial support that goes along with it. Having said that, in all fairness, it has also been reported that Kevin has been extremely committed to his sons since Britney started unraveling hardcore and that he and Lynne Spears are actually working together to care for the babies. Full Story