Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Dear gossips, The Departed. Well… they didn"t soil it, which is a relief. Pretty good in fact. Bastardised by Hollywood with a neat Hollywood bastardised ending, but pretty good all the same. More on that later, along with the rationale behind Leo. REAL TIME BLOGGING continues on TUESDAY along with today"s post-Thanksgiving catch up issue. Check back often for new entries throughout the day, the most recent will appear at the top of the site, following the opening paragraph.

Mother Ginger is a Goddess

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels. Other spices have babies and turn in to Eddie Murphy-dating trannies. And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Full Story

Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Pene & Pedro

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story

The Non-Marital Bed

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely. It"s that age old debate, you know? What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can"t throw away the bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN"T marry? Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life? Just asking. Full Story

Cam from the front, JT from behind

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why go to Hyde when you"re only going to hide? But can you believe Pipsqueak kept his Man in check? An incident with the pappies that ended without incident...I"m impressed. I"m also impressed by Cam"s dark beauty. Love her with raven hair. Don"t love him with a saggy ass, though I suppose it would have helped if the jeans didn"t taper at the ankles but still. Full Story

A Baby like Violet

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My brother-in-law decided to have three children two years apart: Oliver is 8, Noah is 6, Veronica is 4, and as much as I adore them, they are the reason I am never having children. One day not too far from now, they will ask me: Why don"t you have babies? Why don"t we have cousins? And I will tell them. Full Story

Trump Hates Angie

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So The Donald goes on Larry King Monday night and decides to weigh in on Angelina Jolie"s feud with her father. Apparently he"s tight with Jon Voight, says it"s unconscionable the way she"s treating him, long rant alluding to Angelina being a slut, and then ends it by pronouncing that he doesn"t find her attractive. Full Story

Johnny & Jennifer: just one night

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and only he could make an atrocious make-up job look decent. Full Story

Natalie Portman: purple in Paris

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you like this dress she wore the other day to the Lanvin show in Paris? "Cause, um…I think it"s assy. Especially the droopy chest. And the old lady shoes and the old lady hair and the overall effect of looking like a 12 year old playing dress up. But that"s the thing about Natalie Portman, non? That she can look awful and still be gorgessity and I do worship her, I really, really do…and if anyone could wear Audrey Hepburn"s dress, it had to be her and while we"re at it - Jennifer Love Hewitt??? Do you remember that abomination? Do you remember how they shat on Audrey"s legend? What. Full Story

Vince, Kevin, The Old Vic, and the new blonde

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Aniston backlash continues to grow, Vince flew to the UK and spent some time with Kevin Spacey. You know what they say about Kevin Spacey right? Like a GMD thing without the spaceship and the couches? That his involvement with the Old Vic has resulted in not only a resurgence for the London theatre but also the creation of a happy homo hunting ground? ALL rubbish of course. Full Story