A Thousand Smutty Thanks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

WARNING: Shameless self promotion ahead - SKIP NOW if you don"t care for it. Tara in Vancouver just alerted me, this week"s Top Blog Searches coming in at a lucky #6! Couldn"t do it without your thirst for smut. If you are interested, I"m attaching a few recent articles: first the North York Post where I grew up and in the Power 50 issue of Vancouver Magazine dressed up as a cheerleader for the Buzz Generator section along with Fiona and Mike from Urban Rush and PR darling Rory Richardson. Full Story

Angie in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Vogue comes out tomorrow, many are predicting it will be a top seller... My betting bitch can"t get a read either way on that but since she"s now in LA, perhaps we can expect another red carpet appearance avec Brad? Fingers crossed. Oh and by the way - these were taken of her leaving an OBGYN bringing on all kindsa speculation about the coming of the Second Coming? I can"t get a good look at her breasts but when she was pregnant with The Chosen One, her boobs were ENORMOUS and I don"t remember them being all that big in NYC the other night. Full Story

The Daily Borat: Borat"s GG reaction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Sort of. Here"s a statement released by Sacha Baron Cohen about this morning"s good news: "I have been trying to let Borat know this great news but for the last 4 hours both of Kazakhstan"s telephones have been engaged," he said in a statement. "Eventually, Premier Nazarbayev answered and said he would pass on the message as soon as Borat returned from Iran, where he is guest of honor at the Holocaust Denial Conference. Full Story

Between Hilary & Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Hilary Duff at the airport in LA looking rather glum following her recent split from Joel Madden who, as you know, has since taken up with Nicole Richie. So here’s the thing: Before Joel, Hilary was a normal sized girl. Young and fresh and cute and HEALTHY. Enter Joel, enter rapid, rapid, rapid weight loss to go along with gargantuan sized new teeth – a pretty frightening transformation that should have elicited more alarm than it did at the time. Full Story

Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. Full Story

Madge gets roughneck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: "You might be going home with a black eye" which elicited an even more amused response. Full Story

Lilo peeler-wear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Is it just me or does she look like she’s about to strip? Funny how you can wear the most expensive coat, have the most expensive shoes, with the most expensive hair extensions but with one smear of the dirty face…it all goes to peeler bar sh-ts. As for being sober for over a week… Why is it that the mainstream press will only say she’s “attending AA” meetings, stopping short of calling her an alcoholic? How many recovering alcoholics do you know go to parties and to bars and to clubs almost every night and surround themselves with other drinkers only sipping water (and making sure to tell the press about it) and still find peace after only SEVEN DAYS of abstinence? Well sweet f*ckin’ Goddess – getting off the sauce must be super easy, right? Please. Full Story

Jessica Biel: Farm Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

All over the ensemble, quiverating ensemble, not sure about the hair – a bit too Laura Ingalls, non? Interesting how Jessica Biel has become, like, a real “film” actress all of a sudden, don’t you think? When did that happen? Because of that movie with the talking plane? Or is it because of the incessant photos of her ridiculously tight, ridiculously protruding ass? Whatever it is, it’s obviously working because girl has gone from 7th Heaven on a mickey mouse network to announcing the Golden Globe Nominations on an international stage. Full Story

Pene pre-nom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Wednesday night at the Art of Elysium event, a tad too socialite but still a lady among the other little girls who showed and seriously…I want you to look at Penelope Cruz and tell me: what the hell would a woman like this want with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. Source Full Story

Naomi Watts: what should have been Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

No need for further explanation, is there? Here’s Naomi at the premiere of The Painted Veil looking fantastic in an interesting strapless with side pouches and before you lose it over those Louboutins, hold that thought and look at them from the side first. Maybe it’s just me but I don’t like them as wedges. Full Story

Brad vs Ben vs Jack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

A battle of Gwyneth’s exes. Do you love it? You might hate my girl but her romantic resume is killer. Anyway, not necessarily a lock for Pitt at the Globes. The Hollywood Foreign Press could make this their annual WTF category. Or not. Because let’s face it, they’re up against Jack Nicholson who hardly ever loses. Full Story