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Tomorrow on eTalk - exclusive pics and ooey gooey insider scoop on the Pitts in India. If you miss it or if you don"t live in Canada, will post it in next column. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Matching cheekbones, matching blow

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s their love connection - why does it always come back to drugs? She much more famous than he, yet equal in consumption, they"re now taking their partying public, not afraid to lock themselves into a stall and shovel away, only to reemerge moments later rednosed and raring to go. The problem now is that he"s being accused of being a bad influence when it"s more like the other way around: she needs it, he needs her, he went along for the ride, and now he needs it even more. Full Story

The Trannification of Scary Spice

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was never dainty but seriously…when did this happen??? And - gulp - is that tie dye??? Now I"ve seen some maybe hermies in my lifetime but this one is quite possibly the most jarring, most disturbing, considering she used to be a Spice, one fifth of the most sought after, girl power, pop sensation in recent memory, and undoubtedly a wealthy, wealthy woman which makes the low classy extensions and the Walmart footwear an unforgivable disgrace…SWEET GODDESS! Oh…and by the way … you know Eddie Murphy is hittin" this, right? Full Story

The Daily Fresh: Rachel Bilson

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love Rachel Bilson - just as cute in person as she is in photos… polite and shy with no airs or attitude, quite unlike Zach Braff whose people, at the TIFF after party for The Last Kiss, were like "No…we"re done talking" when approached for a media interview to PROMOTE HIS OWN MOVIE!!! Anyway, here"s Rachel shopping the other day, without a trace of makeup, as gorgeous as ever, as stylin" as ever, and no, as far as I"ve been told from sources close to Adam Brody, they are not on the rocks, and they are definitely not on the rocks because of Zach Braff, as reported in Star Magazine. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see it side by side, it is undeniable, non? Undeniable and also very promising. Full Story

Always Posh, only Posh

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Save it, ok? I know you’re going to cut her, I know you’ll look at these undated photos (considering the hair, they must be pretty recent) and go off about her concrete boob job and the c*cksucking cheekbones and the permapout and the endless CHAV. I know. But what you ridicule is precisely what I love. Full Story

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story

Brilliant Boleyn Casting

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, no matter how tried and true the subject matter. Full Story

Why Kiki owns the carpet

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you haven’t heard, it’s been several months of pro-love Dunst over here with no signs of slowing down, especially on nights like these - an authoritative reminder of why few of her peers can quite work it her way. And even in the hate days, even when I said she might smell, even then it was always a concession: Kiki is an original. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Full Story

Anne Hathaway: Devil in Japan

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Tokyo to promote DWP. Not a huge fan, particularly not during award season earlier this year when she showed up assier and assier with each passing event. And to be honest, she kinda freaks me out…can’t put my finger on it, all I know is that at one point during Prada, I looked at my gay and we were like – hmmm…does that itch you too? Still, in the face of so many strung out junkie-smeared starlets, we’d be remiss not to acknowledge Anne Hathaway for going back to normal after a fashion-inspired trip to the gaunt lane, it’s a welcome change among the living dead. Full Story