Best Attending: Kate Walsh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Having met her in person – twice! – I can tell you with certainty that Kate Walsh is a doll. And the photos never do her justice. Interviewed her at a junket in October, you can’t even imagine how sweet she is. Then again at Sundance, curiously arriving at the MySpace/Tao party with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush (???), it was just after the – SPOILER ALERT, STOP READING NOW – kiss with Karev at the bar and I said to her: You totally played me! You deflected my question! To which she replied: I know, I know…but wasn’t it HOT??? And then we gushed for 30 seconds about the Hotness before she skipped off to boogie down. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices. But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for attention, the tits and ass appeal that has defined her success so far. Full Story

Best Has-Been Footwear: Heather Graham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Yes. They are TOTALLY trashy low classy. But deliciously so…don’t you think? And who better to wear trashy low classy than Heather Graham? After all, will Heather Graham ever be anything but Roller Girl? Or "hooker with a heart of gold" who dies in 3rd scene? I know it’s mean…but can you dispute it? Can you really??? Poor thing should never, ever, ever have let go of Heath Ledger. Full Story

Worst Bride: Sandra Oh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source Hated it. Especially that sinister black dot in the middle, I could almost see it spreading some foul disease and eating her alive. And don’t get me wrong – I LOVE Sandra Oh. Grey’s Anatomy wouldn’t exist without Sandra Oh. Full Story

Best Bride: Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source No…she’s not getting married but if she did in this dress, more power to her. Fresh and unfussy, this gown draped so beautifully around her body and you had to see her move – like she was floating, not on some Rossum cloud mind you, but on a beach somewhere, barefoot and windswept…can you see it? There’s something to be said for not trying too hard. Full Story

Most Improved: Patricia Arquette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Do I need to remind you of the eyesores she’s worn before? Here…let me remind you. But still…in the past… I have refused to cut Patricia Arquette. Because in spite of the example set by other prime time players on television, Patricia has avoided the Teri Hatcher habit of squeezing the life out of her face and the other endless examples of emaciated celebrity garishly illustrated by her peers. Full Story

Best Speech: Chandra Wilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source Who doesn’t worship Dr Bailey? And who can deny Chandra Wilson? The way she was all business getting up on that stage, didn’t bother stopping for hugs and kisses – girl just wanted to rush up there and grab her prize – such cuteness! And such spunk! Thanking her ten fellow castmembers and “the one in Rehab” with a wave of her li’l hand. Full Story

Worst Feng Shui: Diane Kruger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as McGosling but absolutely irresistible nonetheless. Full Story

The SAG Awards Wrap Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Perhaps regarded as the most prestigious awards - being honoured by their peers - but the SAGs no matter how you cut it, absolutely do not have the glam, glitz, or papow factor as some of the others – which is why they are telecast on TBS and arbitrarily skipped on occasion as they were this year by so many of the acting elite. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story