The Beautiful Family Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

You know, if I was David Miscavige and my 2nd ranked Hollywood puppet was threatening to break rank and let out his gaygay, Will Smith and Family would look pretty good to me too. Look at all this gorgessity. Trey is almost a man, Jaden’s already acting, and little Willow – how cute is little Willow? And then there’s Jada. Full Story

Courting the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

Now THIS is hardcore. Tom and Katie, Marc and JLo all out in support of Will Smith, all attending last night’s Hollywood premiere of Will’s Pursuit of Happyness – the wooing of Will continues, a bold bold play on the part of the GMD. Tell me…how many premieres has he attended other than his own? They want Will, they want him badly, and the GMD is bringing his game. Full Story

Thursday, December 7, 2006
Dear Gossips, Faith in Britney…see what I mean? Britney might disappoint you but she will also always reward you. Lindsay Lohan is a different story. Thanks for all your Devil Wears Prada submissions – winners will be contacted by Sunday night. Thursday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. That subscriber email will be out end of day.

Tina’s Better than Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Well, well…can you believe it? A Hollywood mother who believes in work ethic…sometimes? TMZ is reporting that Tina Simpson gave her daughter a good old fashioned tongue lashing immediately after her assy performance during the Dolly Parton tribute at the Kennedy Centre Honours the other night, “telling her that she should get out of the business if she doesn"t want to put in the work. Full Story

Vince likes to play "I Never"

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

So you"ve probably heard by now - Star Magazine is reporting that some sorority slut from Texas called Laura Mallory Lane, not a porn star, hooked up with Vince Vaughn in Budapest. The story leaked when she sent an email to all her girls, describing the encounter in detail. They didn"t have sex, she says, but apparently it was "just as good". Full Story

Lilo: the unedited Way of the Future

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick who replied that she had no knowledge of its existence. Full Story

The Daily Dork: Pipsqueak at the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

So he’s nominated for a boatload of ‘em. Very deserving. JT is super talented, JT can dance, he can sing, JT can write, but is JT really still the Hotness? And no, it’s not just the Grandpa Couture, it’s not the attempt at the manly man beard to cover the Pipsqueak juvie balls, what it is is Justin overall. Full Story

Josh & Diane: Paris in December

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Source Hate to gush but Paris really is so romantic and it really is so romantic to see Pacey so happy in Paris. Sure it’s PDA and I suppose it could be kept indoors and still there’s a different vibe to them, you know? Quite unlike the GMD and his poppet whose love seems to operate by remote control…something tells me Josh and Diane would never get engaged at the Eiffel Tower. Full Story

My Leo can parallel park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Leo, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou the Hotness at the Blood Diamond premiere last night. Also Leo in black and white in NY Magazine – thanks Helene for the tip! People are already buzzing about a double nod come Oscar time. My concern is that they’ll cancel each other out, to say nothing of the “boy” thing. Full Story

Mischa at 35

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or Area, no evidence of any Zoe lifestyling and if she does dabble, she manages to hide it well away from the pappies. Full Story

Three Whiskers Sells Videos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Ew. He may have plucked those three little hairs growing out of his chin but a pair of manly balls is still decidedly absent. Here’s Orly at some Netflix event the other day continuing to milk his teenage appeal. Can’t imagine what my Kiki would possibly want to do with him, other than whisper softly into his ear after a bad dream. Full Story