Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

Breaking & Entering Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Robin Wright – love. Juliette Binoche – love. Jude Law… Well, two out of three ain’t bad. Actually, truth to be told, he actually didn’t make me nauseous in this one. And his clothes are beautiful. And he really is so pretty. So very pretty. As you probably know, Breaking & Entering came and went at the box office, which is unfortunate. Full Story

The Best Damn Thing Gets 50%

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’s new record still – in my husband’s words – licks balls. Full Story

Drew and The Beautiful List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

People Magazine’s Annual Popularity Contest – the most beautiful people of 2007. Likely a double issue. Needless to say, it’s a well selling issue. Due out this week and perhaps this explains the Janice Min/Us Weekly aggression on TomKat? Knowing that People was putting out a heavyweight, Janice fights back with a major contender of her own? Battle at the newsstands? Beauty vs. Full Story

The Daily Cry For Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Help her. Vanessa Minnillo – SO beautiful, SO lovely, SO brilliantly maneuvered her way into co-habitation with Nick Lachey, but the girl can’t shake the pageant fashion. Or the assy fashion. Check her out last night at a charity benefit wearing something…gasp!!!... that Jessica Simpson would wear. Full Story

My Kiki: Multicolour and Neutral

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Am swooning. Kiki in Rome for the Spidey 3 premiere last night in a print dress with the most gorgeous hem and an even better pair of black satin shoes (there’s a bow on the toe) and neutral today in Madrid at the photocall, wearing textured tights and … sigh… an even more killer pair. Full Story

Kate Bosworth & the Young Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Lovely that Kate Bosworth looks healthier. Always a good thing. But why? Why does she insist on dating boys who are just so… Limp??? His name is James Rousseau. He is a model. It’s been a while. And you tell me. You take a look at these photos, particularly the one where she’s stroking his cheek, and you tell me whether or not this man is capable of crushing your headboard. Full Story

Rosie Leaves The View???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Major buzz ripping through Hollywood today that after only a year, and too many controversies to count, Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View. If true – damn f&cking shame. Without Rosie, The View is boring. Without Rosie, The View becomes cookie-cutter, safe, golf claps, the MiniVan Majority, and very low on Gay Quotient. Full Story

No Way Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Ballsy. Big ballsy. How else can you describe it? Janice Min’s attack on enemies of Us Weekly, more often than not the ones who favour People Magazine over her Gossip Bible, and this week the target is once again the GMD. You’ll recall exactly a month ago, the headline blared “Inside Katie’s Prison”, labeling Cruise’s antics “psychopathic” and describing a life of supervision and relinquished control – poor Katie trapped with no one to help her. Full Story

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered rehab – official reason is alcohol abuse. Is it because alcohol is much more publicly palatable than smack? Please. Given the perennially pinned pupils and a layer of clammy jonesing sweat all over his face during MI:3 promo last year, I’d say any other explanation is a publicist’s duty…non?

Jonathan and Lindsay Lohan… perfect couple? I think so, yes. Not that she’s all that popular these days the way she’s going. Jane Fonda hates her, doesn’t want to associate with her, and doesn’t want her to attend the premiere for Georgia Rule. You will recall, this is the same movie for which Dina Lohan predicted JUSTICE! And an Oscar nomination too.

Delusional mother, delusional daughter.

Tuesday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey