Digits on the Run

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. A special bond exists between artist and subject – as explained to me, when something clicks, so to speak, it just clicks, and it’s as though the two are the room together, alone, creating magic. Full Story

The Eternal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Another party, another wedding celebration, another attempt to stay in the news. How many famewhores does it take to make a famebrothel? Us Weekly is reporting that TomKat will throw a wedding bash this weekend for those who were too poor to make it to Italy. The festivities will go down at Paula Wagner’s house and the guest list will likely include everyone wanting in on the new United Artists deal, in addition to – hopefully – a few poolboys eager for some gay midget shagging in the wine cellar. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Chad Michael Murray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Oh please. Is he serious? Is he f*cking serious? I remember watching Dawson’s Creek a few years ago, Chad Michael Murray played a character named Charlie, I think it was Charlie, love interest first for Jen Linley, eventually winning Joey’s heart before … I can’t be bothered to remember. The point is, he’d come on and my husband would have a seizure. Full Story

Charlize & Stuart: still strong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Amid the string of separations, rest assured Charlize and Stuart are currently in no danger of splitting. She’s been in Canada, shooting a movie in Regina, has traveled to Vancouver on a couple of occasions to shoot scenes for The Battle in Seattle which Stuart is directing. Last Friday she arrived at the airport, I’m told he picked her up, they kissed and cuddled while waiting for baggage before heading back downtown for the weekend. Full Story

The Daily Illiterate: Kevin Federline’s Publicist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Seriously…this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever read – even funnier than Lilo’s incoherent rambling following the death of Robert Altman.   Turns out Kevin Federline went to dinner last night. After dinner, half a dozen (or less) journalists were asked to show up to interview him. Full Story

Lilo’s Tenty Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all over heavy and in Hollywood who the hell wants to look heavy? I call it Tenty Tits Syndrome: big boobs push out the ensemble, in this case, the material can’t fall back inwards, so it ends up hanging from her chest straight down, cutting out the waist and the curves, leaving a rather shapeless blob. Full Story

Kate Winslet owns London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Cameron Diaz looked fantastic yet again for the London premiere of The Holiday but even still, even against Cam’s incomparable wardrobe, Kate Winslet owned this night. No further description necessary, just enjoy. Source  Full Story

About Rachel & Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Varying reports about their split – People is saying it happened back in October, that his trip to join her in Toronto for a few days while she was shooting Jumper was just a friendly visit, that they had already parted at that point. Us Weekly is saying it just happened, less than two weeks ago, my sources say that’s the most accurate account. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise??? As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. Full Story

Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Leo on Oprah yesterday resulting in countless emails from you panting over his hot, hot, heat. I’m telling you – don’t knock my #1 until you’ve seen The Departed. And if you’ve already seen The Departed, Blood Diamond will only to add to the infatuation – classic example of how one sheds the pipsqueak, Justin Timberlake might want to sign up for a lesson. Billboard Awards – a few comments below... Is it just me or did you really not give a sh-t? Tuesday, real time blogging, check back often for new posts, and click on THIS WEEK for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Idlewild winners have been contacted, Devil Wears Prada giveaway ends on Thursday.

JLo & Those Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get all mature and wise? No seriously…don’t you? Jennifer Lopez, named Best Dressed by Harper’s Bazaar, beautiful photos from their latest issue, at least they can tell the difference between a coma-inducing black dress and a girl who really knows how to turn it on again and again and again. Full Story