The Trannification of Scary Spice

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was never dainty but seriously…when did this happen??? And - gulp - is that tie dye??? Now I"ve seen some maybe hermies in my lifetime but this one is quite possibly the most jarring, most disturbing, considering she used to be a Spice, one fifth of the most sought after, girl power, pop sensation in recent memory, and undoubtedly a wealthy, wealthy woman which makes the low classy extensions and the Walmart footwear an unforgivable disgrace…SWEET GODDESS! Oh…and by the way … you know Eddie Murphy is hittin" this, right? Full Story

The Daily Fresh: Rachel Bilson

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love Rachel Bilson - just as cute in person as she is in photos… polite and shy with no airs or attitude, quite unlike Zach Braff whose people, at the TIFF after party for The Last Kiss, were like "No…we"re done talking" when approached for a media interview to PROMOTE HIS OWN MOVIE!!! Anyway, here"s Rachel shopping the other day, without a trace of makeup, as gorgeous as ever, as stylin" as ever, and no, as far as I"ve been told from sources close to Adam Brody, they are not on the rocks, and they are definitely not on the rocks because of Zach Braff, as reported in Star Magazine. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see it side by side, it is undeniable, non? Undeniable and also very promising. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: blind bad taste

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m not sure if I buy the recent reports that she and Three Whiskers are hooking up. Bearding track record aside - it really could be just the fact that she"s in LA with Pedro Almodovar on Volver promo and she and Orly happen to both be staying at the Chateau Marmont. Still…if it is true and if she has found herself a new hire… I"d have to say her selection committee is grossly miscalculating, particularly in light of her absolutely atrocious track record. Full Story

LastWord

Tomorrow on eTalk - exclusive pics and ooey gooey insider scoop on the Pitts in India. If you miss it or if you don"t live in Canada, will post it in next column. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Matching cheekbones, matching blow

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s their love connection - why does it always come back to drugs? She much more famous than he, yet equal in consumption, they"re now taking their partying public, not afraid to lock themselves into a stall and shovel away, only to reemerge moments later rednosed and raring to go. The problem now is that he"s being accused of being a bad influence when it"s more like the other way around: she needs it, he needs her, he went along for the ride, and now he needs it even more. Full Story

Heather fights dirty

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new report in the UK Daily Mail today reveals that Heather Mills is planning to bring out her ultimate bitch in an attempt to vindicate herself both publicly and financially in what could be one of the ugliest and most expensive divorces in British history. Full Story

Kate sings, Kate snotty?

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much has been made in the world of gossip about these photos of Kate Moss from a Babyshambles performance with Pete Doherty the other day, during which she joined in song and supposedly sported some suspect substances up her nose. Personally, I can’t see what they’re talking about…looks like a pretty clean set of orifices to me, though I suppose when it comes to Kate, the Nostril Police will always be lurking. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Full Story

Anne Hathaway: Devil in Japan

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Tokyo to promote DWP. Not a huge fan, particularly not during award season earlier this year when she showed up assier and assier with each passing event. And to be honest, she kinda freaks me out…can’t put my finger on it, all I know is that at one point during Prada, I looked at my gay and we were like – hmmm…does that itch you too? Still, in the face of so many strung out junkie-smeared starlets, we’d be remiss not to acknowledge Anne Hathaway for going back to normal after a fashion-inspired trip to the gaunt lane, it’s a welcome change among the living dead. Full Story

Thursday, September 28, 2006
Dear gossips, Dirty divorces, suspect nostrils, druggy dead eyes, and big British tits… my smutty sense is satisfied – read on! In today’s issue: my Gwyneth rebounds for birthday, Ryan Gosling sighted, a little gloat about the Macca/Mills marital mess, Kate sings, Katie slims, Kiki crowns at Marie Antoinette, the Boleyn girls, and the white Jennifer Aniston.