Ryan Gosling in Iowa

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Received an email from a reader called Brittany today who wrote in with the following sighting: "hey lainey i met ryan gosling today in iowa!!!! i stopped at a gas station with my boyfriend and believe it or not ryan gosling was there. i couldn"t believe it! i went up to him and he was very nice! he talked to me and my boyfriend for a few minutes and told us he was on his way to canada and was making a pitstop for a few minutes. Full Story

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Best wishes to Katie, getting married in a few short days, opting for donations to support the Special Olympics in lieu of wedding gifts – congratulations and all the best! Fresh smut soon. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Overdressed…again: Kate Beckinsale

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photo source She has this problem, not the first time I’ve nailed her for it, probably not the last, prolific enough to name the disease after her – an affliction known as the Kate Beckinsale Overkill, when every premiere is the Oscars, every party is the Opera… I mean, COME ON!!! Check it out: Kate at the UK premiere of Click which is, by the way, a comedy starring Adam Sandler that made a splash for oh…maybe a couple of weeks here in North America over the summer, but given this red monster, you’d think it was the highly anticipated Dreamgirls which everyone is saying has award dust sprinkled all over it and probably a little more deserving of some Beyonce-esque wardrobe dramatics, clearly in a different league… So my long overdue is point for Kate Beckinsale is seriously…why the desperate red carpet gymnastics? Full Story

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story

Why Kiki owns the carpet

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you haven’t heard, it’s been several months of pro-love Dunst over here with no signs of slowing down, especially on nights like these - an authoritative reminder of why few of her peers can quite work it her way. And even in the hate days, even when I said she might smell, even then it was always a concession: Kiki is an original. Full Story

Anne Hathaway: Devil in Japan

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Tokyo to promote DWP. Not a huge fan, particularly not during award season earlier this year when she showed up assier and assier with each passing event. And to be honest, she kinda freaks me out…can’t put my finger on it, all I know is that at one point during Prada, I looked at my gay and we were like – hmmm…does that itch you too? Still, in the face of so many strung out junkie-smeared starlets, we’d be remiss not to acknowledge Anne Hathaway for going back to normal after a fashion-inspired trip to the gaunt lane, it’s a welcome change among the living dead. Full Story

Meth Eyes & Ciggies at Marie Antoinette

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everybody loves Sofia Coppola and the A-list proved it last night at a special screening of Marie Antoinette. Kiki rocked, more on that later, but note three other starlets who arrived in opposing fashion – two clients of the embattled Rachel Zoe, stylist and alleged meth pusher to the skinny clique, and Drew Barrymore looking cute and casual armed with a fag. Full Story

Kate sings, Kate snotty?

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much has been made in the world of gossip about these photos of Kate Moss from a Babyshambles performance with Pete Doherty the other day, during which she joined in song and supposedly sported some suspect substances up her nose. Personally, I can’t see what they’re talking about…looks like a pretty clean set of orifices to me, though I suppose when it comes to Kate, the Nostril Police will always be lurking. Full Story

Heather fights dirty

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new report in the UK Daily Mail today reveals that Heather Mills is planning to bring out her ultimate bitch in an attempt to vindicate herself both publicly and financially in what could be one of the ugliest and most expensive divorces in British history. Full Story

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Dear gossips, Gwyneth and I were born a year and 2 days apart - she on the 28th in "72, me on the 26th in "73, both Libras, both Daddy"s girls, both stuck up and bitchy, the foundation of a lifelong delusional friendship. Gwynnie turns 34 on Thursday while I"m concluding a week"s worth of celebrations (read: sleep) for 33, and since she"s in the UK, half a day in front of me, I"m sending along a few very smutty birthday wishes - the least I could do considering my neglect has resulted in some assy behaviour of late . In today"s issue: Lohan drama - no end in sight, the return of Jude & Sienna, discussing Bosworth"s brand new beau, finally some Pitt gossip, pro-love for Ashlee, no love for Tara, McDreamy, McMarky, and your last favourable clues.

The Daily McDreamy: McDreamy goes shopping

September 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m a Dr. Burke girl myself but hey, I know when I"m in the minority and I think in this case, it"s probably 10 to 1. So here’s Patrick Dempsey at the market, hair tucked under a cap, filling in that t-shirt rather nicely, and then another shot of the perpetually unsmiling wife, further along than I thought she was, though I’m no expert on babies let alone two at the same time, and I wonder if they’ll make her less grumpy-looking or will a double dose add to the crank, and how is it possible to be crusty when there’s a McDreamy at home actually meaning it when he says, “I’m in love with you, I’ve been in love with you…forever”. Full Story