Legendary Hotness and his Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Look at him walking. Look at his pants. Brad Pitt is all-time, you know? And then when you throw the kids in there? Come on…the man is a Legend. Here he is collecting the children from school. Check out Maddox and his crafty smile, check out Brad grinning back. But on this occasion, nothing beats Zahara. Full Story

Bad Girlfriends always gets it back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but that they “didn"t want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful. Full Story

Posh Immodest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved parent and participate in PTA events with other rich people who manage to fit community activities into a lifestyle of couture and cocktail parties. Full Story

Quiver for the Boy Next Door

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

So he looks a little goofy and totally, totally un-Hollywood. But I picture John Krasinki striding confidently into class five minutes late, bag looped across his back, wearing sneakers and just right jeans with a striped shirt and a baseball cap, looking for a seat, and hoping he’ll take the one next to mine. Full Story

Petra Nemcova – infected by association?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Petra Nemcova was apparently grinding up on Greek Stav the other night in NYC … and going by the law of Six Degrees of Sex Association, that would mean that she is only one step removed from Paris Hilton… Now in spite of the fact that Stav was tappin’ that Black Hole Vagina for the better part of a year, you have to admit, he’s a helluva lot better looking than James Blunt and his clammy large teeth. Full Story

Conceit & the Mindfreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Cameron Diaz – whose says her good looks are an albatross – is fighting Pip with Magic, hooking up in Vegas last night with Mindfreak Criss Angel. They had dinner, they went to a show, they canoodled, they giggled, and he apparently looked smitten. Full Story

Pip & Biel in the UK?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still…it totally makes sense. Full Story

The Lilo Mantra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in Nylon as she discusses her upcoming movie I Know Who Killed Me, in which she takes on the role of a stripper whose kidnapper cuts off her legs. Full Story

Boo Hoo Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Always an excuse, always a back door… amazing how one person can skulk through life without ownership or accountability and even more amazing how many people are willing to enable it – with enough money, I suppose anyone will say anything. So goes the life of Paris Hilton. Another legal issue looming over her wonky eye – this time a $10 million libel and slander suit stemming from yet another case of backstabbing karma. Full Story

Monday, May 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am en route to Cannes, on assignment for eTalk covering the Cannes Film Festival! Needless to say, if there’s any year to come, this would be it: Brad, Angelina, George and the Oceans cast, Jude, Natalie…and many, many more, including those who make the trip just because, just because it’s the place to be. Will have smutty radar cranked, keep you posted…promise.

Have to say… was actually impressed with how Lindsay Lohan handled the heat last week – the worst week to be out on Georgia Rule promo, coinciding with the News of the World exposé on her alleged drug use. Don’t get me wrong - girl is still high off her tree but she didn’t hide and she can actually put a sentence together during an interview…which is the difference between the Lilo and the Hollywood Ebola.

Notice the Media Strategy difference? That they haven’t been sending Prisoner Paris (at press time anyway) out for damage control speaking opportunities? And why not? Because this heiress clearly can’t think as quickly as she can get down on her knees.

Will still be blogging full time while I’m away, can’t wrap my head around time difference so check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Font all wonky - can"t figure out why. Maybe Europe makes font wonky? Will try to fix...sorry!

PPS. A big gay flick of the wrist salute to Scott and Claudio – birthdays, parties, Madonna photos … love, love, love.

PPS. Heartfelt thanks to Todd Babiak of the Edmonton Journal for the lovely piece in Sunday’s paper. Click here for his take on the "the monster that is the global celebrity market".

Superbowl Strikes a Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

The cutest ever. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady in NYC, ran into a few of her fans who asked for a photo. So Tom Brady – three time Superbowl winner Tom Brady – had to take a backseat and play photographer. Love how Gisele obliged with the goofy posing… adorable, non? And then the genetically blessed couple walked off perfectly, hand in hand, his hand on her ass while waiting to cross the street. Full Story