All of Liv’s Lovers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By February I was done with him – it could have been the surly Oscar campaign or perhaps the Oscar bloat but whatever the reason, the obsession was gone, and though he’s still hot, he’s just not for me. Full Story

Eddie Murphy: baby momma drama curiously timed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

So Eddie Murphy has kept an ultra, ultra low profile for several years, but even before his divorce that sh-t was swirling. You know what I mean… And now Dreamgirls is coming out, said to be the finest performance of his career, possible nomination for Oscar, now all of a sudden he finds himself sandwiched between two women, one of whom claims his prolific seed is growing inside her. Full Story

Josh & Diane in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

I was going to call it “Josh & Diane: crazy in love” but couldn’t stomach the cheese. Still…it would have been an appropriate title, non? Soooo cute together. Here they are at the airport in Paris on Sunday, clearly Diane is a fan of the new hawk, clearly he is completely smitten – wonder if they’ll be coming home for the holidays together? Josh is from Vancouver, I’ll keep my eyes peeled. Full Story

Little Sci undercover again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

So it’s totally fine to parade your child in front of pappies when you want to drown the world in wedding nausea, but back in LA, it’s “please respect our privacy” all over again? Whatever. Another fine example of Hollywood hypocrisy – it knows no bounds. And Tom Cruise really should have married Jennifer Aniston – their media “courting and thwarting” partnership would have been legendary. Full Story

Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event at the weekend. Granted, I know it’s the holidays, I know good cheer is the norm, to be expected, but I see a whole lot more than cheer here. Full Story

Denise Richards and the Hall of Fame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

Oh this has to rank, doesn’t it? Top to bottom, head to toe... Denise Richards has achieved a level of atrocity that merits immediate induction into the Worst Ever Hall of Fame – good for me since I hate that f&cking bitch, very very bad for her since there is no way in hell this was what she intended. Full Story

Janet Jackson: The Worst Five Minutes Ago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

That her cd tanked, that it simply didn’t sell, that her new songs are lacking – not the truest signs of a career on life support. What really gives it away is the hair. Weeks after Gwen Stefani went there, did that, even after Nelly Furtado went there, did that, suddenly Janet turns up with the same and it stank of five minutes ago. Full Story

The Thinnification of Carrie Underwood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

I don’t remember her looking this sculpted before…do you? Not necessarily alarming yet but still, there’s a sharpness to her frame that smells of starvation – the Hollywood kind, you know? A pressured standard of weight loss also found in Ashlee Simpson and Anna Kournikova. It’s the telltale eyebags that gives it away. Full Story

Cam: another day, another classic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a full blown obsession now, tracking Cameron’s closet and all the wonderful things coming out of it. Have a look, The Holiday premiere in Spain, the only thing wrong with these photos is that Jude Law is in one of them. Maybe he should just give in and get plugs, you know? But enough of tight-trouser dandies, this is about Cam… the bold dress few can truly own, the legs that stretch for miles, and of course the killer nude pumps, similar to what she wore on Jay Leno but still remarkably different, and if you ask me, the girl is putting on a clinic in modern style, ESPECIALLY because she’s been workin’ only 2 or 3 pairs of shoes with such aplomb and versatility. Full Story

Monday, December 4, 2006
Dear Gossips, Don’t know what’s more shocking: an entire weekend without seeing Britney’s bare flaps getting outta the car or the fact that I’ve bought and wrapped all my Christmas presents! As you know, she turned 25 on Saturday, kicking it off at the zoo with SPF before vamping it up for the pappies and Paris too later on. As for the Billboard Awards – turns out Paris, following in her BFF’s footsteps, dropped out of hosting duties because she didn’t want to disparage her friends, supposedly having issues with a script that called for her to mock friends like Britney and Nicole. Or at least that’s what her publicist said. Apparently there’s a Paris Hilton Makeover in effect – the loyal friend, the babysitting friend, the Britney protectress, the Lesbian Lover??? More on that later. Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for new posts, click on LAST WEEK for late posts you may have missed on Friday including Angie/Brad hotness, and THANK YOU to everyone entering the Desperate giveaway. Winners have been contacted, Idlewild deadline is today, more freebies on the way. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Susan Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Source At the International Film Festival in Marrakesh on Friday – mature but still marvellous, a legend, a classic, Susan Sarandon will never be out of style. The activism, the unconventional relationship, the impressive career choices, sprinkled with a little bit o’ fun, passing on surgery (so far), and those breasts, those famous, unfettered breasts…. Full Story