Jude Law: Dandy does New Orleans

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the premiere of All the Kings Men. Can you see now why my loins are dead to Jude? And while we’re at it… is it just me or is his head exceptionally large compared to the rest of his body? Just asking…  Full Story

Obakki Obakki

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks so much for your emails about TIFF, love that so many of you are catching the coverage on CTV Broadband, and to answer your questions about “that green skirt” the other day, it’s from a Canadian design house that’s just starting to build momentum…rumour has it, Kate Winslet and Sienna Miller have a few pieces and the editor of InStyle Magazine is all over the Fall Collection. Full Story

About Project Runway

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My heartfelt thanks to Amy Waters and the lovely gossips at Alliance Atlantis for the opportunity to attend the Project Runway finale in NYC on Friday morning. Don’t want to spoil it for any of you but I’ll tell you that from the catty whispers I overheard immediately afterwards, most people found the boys to be a huge, huge disappointment…. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Mama Drama & The Hospital ... again

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore all over again… don’t you think? Once again, Lilo was taken to hospital, the 5th or 6th time in less than a year, this time for a “fractured” wrist, something about slipping and falling at a Milk Studios party, something about a lawsuit because the establishment didn’t do enough to make the ground safe, although curiously enough, no one else ended up in the ER but then again, who else lives la vida drama like Lilo and her Harry beau? And who else but a child of Dina Lohan would end up so f&cked up? As reported in Page Six http://www. Full Story

Brad & Angelina: the body language experts

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Media machination is more than just strategy and timing - it is also about commitment, about fully executing the mission, and using whatever it takes to pull it off convincingly. And this is why so many celebrities attempt to stage and fail miserably…because they approach the task without true engagement, a halfhearted or overhearted effort that leaves more questions than answers, like the Witherspoons last year at the Golden Globes: a public tongue disaster that had “campaign” written all over it. Full Story

On Sutton Pierce Federline

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for her children, no matter how much Taco Bell is coursing through their blood. Full Story

LastWord

Russell Crowe is not Grizzly, Grumpy, and High, though you’re close in a continental sort of way. And it’s not Brad Pitt either. Not even close. Huge discrepancy in Hollywood stature to say nothing of GGH’s lack of media mastery, hardly deserving of a title, which brings us to Liam Neeson who doesn’t have a title but who should get one because he’s divine, and much more of a man and much more of a worthy villain than cokeboy, bringing us full circle and maybe a bit too old while we’re at it… This column was for wee Federico, born in Milan last Saturday, still in hospital, fighting to get better. Get strong soon, little guy. My best wishes for a quick journey home. PS. Check out eTalk tomorrow for exclusive scoop on Hayden Christensen AND Ryan Gosling... Fresh smut soon… Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Kate Moss and the Denim of Tomorrow

September 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Kate Moss, whose body is usually a harbinger of the fashion future, showed up glowing and gorgeous at the TopShop show today wearing what I like to call palazzo jeans. High waisted, big arsed, as in what our mothers wore in the 70s. Only on her, they looked hot. On everyone else…well… I’m afraid to imagine what’s to come… Dear Kate – can’t the skinny stay a little longer? As for her affiliation with TopShop… there’s speculation she’ll be designing for them and at this point, I think it’s safe to say that we’re beyond a Cocaine Comeback now. Full Story

The Daily sh-tty Tits: Eva Mendes

September 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes is gorgeous… but this girl needs a new stylist. And a bra wouldn’t hurt either. Saggy tits are one thing… banana boat tits constitute a whole new level of atrocity altogether. Especially during fashion week.  Full Story

Grizzly, Grumpy, and High

September 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All one person. Not that doing drugs is any kind of shocker but a supposed family man? A serious actor? Settled down and severe? Apparently what happens in Toronto stays in Toronto. So as I’m sure you know, celebrities don’t procure their own happy substances. That’s what wranglers are for. Go-t0-guys and girls assigned to the task of purchasing the poison and getting it into the hands of the stars who want it. Full Story

Thursday, September 14, 2006
Dear gossips, Tonight was total lothario heaven at TIFF. More from the festival later, including Jennifer Lopez and Joshua Jackson. But first… a divorce and a gaygay exposé – do you love it, or do you LOVE it??? Oh – and what would TIFF be without a TIFF riddle?