Beyonce: No Hate for Hudson…besides, she’s fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Y’all fried Gwyneth for talkin’ outta her ass, well now how about B? Heavy promotion right now for Dreamgirls, amid speculation that she’s bitter about all the attention being heaped on co-star, breakout Jennifer Hudson, Beyonce denied the gossip, claiming she had nothing but respect for Jennifer and that her ego could handle the critical disparity. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon: The Best Revenge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

At the Kennedy Centre Honours last night for the Dolly Parton tribute – a very loud, very gorgeous F*ck You to Ryan Phillippe. Wow. I think this is the best I’ve seen her, more beautiful than ever. And while looks are certainly not everything, trust me when I tell you that every skank he ever cheated with, including that drab ass Abbie Cornish, and all the women in Toronto, especially the sluts from the Yaletown Cactus Club in Vancouver, each and every one is no comparison to Reese. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow: the snotty backpedal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

I love it when my girl speaks…she’s always good for some snotty classics, non? As opposed to others who go on Oprah and end up saying absolutely nothing, other than life is beautiful, things are great, really, really, really great, and when it rains, things get wet but when the sun is shining, it is very nice outside. Full Story

Pro-love for Cam continues in Madrid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Source OK now she’s just taunting us. Taunting us with that wardrobe – appearance after appearance, carpet after carpet, here to promote The Holiday in Spain… And those shoes. Still quivering over those shoes. Wonder what she has planned for London, though my petty jealous can’t bear much more. Full Story

JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp of the Mall Weave, the Soap Opera blow out, the tackiest locks in the business, not good enough for Vanity Fair, not good enough for high fashion photo shoots, resulting in a commercial loss from Miu Miu for Jessica Simpson… And now JLo is dipping her mane in this low classy trash? Please. Full Story

The Devil Wears Prada EXCLUSIVE Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

This one is good…so you’re gonna have to earn it. The Devil Wears Prada DVD comes out next week on December 12th. I have 5 copies to give away and… The Bag. The bag Andy wears to the James Holt party, the one “James” designed, where she meets Christian, played by Simon Baker. In reality, the bag was designed by Patricia Field, the real style genius behind Sex & The City- contrary to popular MiniVan Majority belief, that honour does NOT belong to Sarah Jessica Parker. Full Story

Jessica spills and spills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Source In two outfit changes at the Kennedy Center Honours last night, both dresses unable to contain her ample cleave. Or, for that matter, her linebacker shoulders. Now I’m not a man, not a lesbian but seriously, as MK from DListed Full Story

George Clooney: sadness and hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

As you probably know, George lost his pig on Friday after 18 years, Max’s heart gave out, he died while George was away promoting The Good German. And as is the case with most things related to George, even the fact that he had a pet pig makes him hot. But I have to tell you, looking over at my lazy f&cker of a dog, sleeping on my bed right now, refusing to go for his morning walk after 13 hours of holding it in, any pet owner will agree – it is heartbreaking that he wasn’t there for the final goodbye, as gutwrenching as it would have been. Full Story

Scientology & the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

It’s amazing the effect of the Church on the sweetest things – it all inevitably goes sour, doesn’t it? Will and Jada used to be my favourite. I adored them, willing to play along with the perfection. And then came Wicked Wisdom and the growing proximity to the GMD, the beard and purse whispers, then of course their defense of the GMD/Katie relationship, culminating in that fiasco of a wedding during which they were seated quite close to the Sci Ruler, David Miscavige. Full Story

KFed Jr: putting wife to work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Junior didn’t poke out his eyes and swallow his appetite only to be cut out of the will. Junior has expectations, Junior cheated on his wife, left his home, left his children for a good, fair, chunky cut of the Spelling fortune and Candy’s clever, cunning c*ckblock probably isn’t sitting well with the man who bears the heavy burden of carrying on the Golddigging Legacy after KFed’s untimely demise. Full Story

Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was over – to no applause. Full Story