Sweetness in Shreveport

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Objectivity continued… As told to People Magazine- naturally – Katie Holmes is Miss Popular on the set of Mad Money in Shreveport, Louisiana treating the crew to cupcakes and goodies for the third week in a row. Last time it was ice cream, then there was special pizza flown in from Chicago while her husband, with Little Sci, was equally hospitable and friendly with everyone around them. Full Story

Colleagues & Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Sienna Miller and Jamie Burke in NYC the other day – starting to look a lot like co-star Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend pre-haircut, non? And I hear the parallels don’t end there, though both couples are shaking themselves out quite nicely…which is good to know. Still…between Jamie and Rupert, I think I take Jamie. Full Story

Beach Ass Posing in the Bahamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Lindsay Lohan “candids” taken on minibreak in the Bahamas. Amazing how flattering she is from every angle, non? Amazing also how he’s kissing her while keeping an eye on the cameras, yes? Still…despite the alleged drugging, nice to see the Lilo isn’t emaciated. She looks good, actually. Full Story

More Quiver from Bana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Again, not my type (the mouth, remember?)…but I do know he’s yours. So you will love these new photos from GQ and also this quote: People say: how come you haven’t moved to Hollywood? What I hear is: if it were me I’d be over there making blockbusters, screwing starlets and counting the zeros. Full Story

Emasculating Dandy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

As if Matthew Broderick wasn’t dandified enough…now it turns out Dandy is a Dandy because his wife insists on it. And she’s not afraid to share that fact with the public either. Says SJP - who recently took a shot at Gwen Stefani for pricing regular women out of her clothes, exorbitant of course compared to her own line Bitten retailing for under $20 an item – Matthew has no say in his wardrobe and her authoritarian approach to what he wears has resulted in a sort of style emasculation…as explained in the new issue of Glamour:"Before he knew me, he felt very confident about dressing on his own. Full Story

Shame About the Aliens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, you know? Because Leah is actually pretty entertaining. Full Story

Friday, May 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Ending the week off on a wonderful note – Friday Night Lights has been renewed!!! ‘Course I’m a cynical bitch, and seeing the way Grey’s has imploded, I fear a pristine, undefeated season could be soiled by a sophomore slump. But enough neurosis…the point is: Taylor and Tami and back!

Clear eyes, full, hearts… Can’t Lose!!!

Friday – am blogging while packing and prepping for a 2 week trip starting Sunday. Hard to sympathise but being away from my boys for 14 days – my husband and my Marcus – makes me sad. Bad news is I’ll be traveling on Monday, posting in between airports. The good news – instant smut from the trenches! More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Objectivity rules the day – kindness to the GMD…can you believe it?

PPS. Happy belated birthday to Lindsay W in Halifax! I know yesterday was your 29th, I know you’ve had a rough go of late but you have the sweetest friend in Allana and her gift is on the way! Big hug, hang in there...

Last Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Homo and a Puppy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I remember saying to someone when I got one of those "don"t do it" [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, "No, it"s going happen. Full Story

Little Sci in Louisiana!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

More objectivity… So Katie Holmes is shooting Mad Money Louisiana. The GMD and Little Sci are with her, they spend time bonding when Katie is on set. Production took over a local museum the other day, Tom and Little Sci were exploring through some of the exhibits on their own and at one point, Little Sci noticed a friendly lady and before Tom could catch her, she shuffled off to make a new friend. Full Story

The Man Wife Face Fortune

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

It’s an exact Chinese translation – and old Chinese saying, Man Wife Face Fortune refers to the resemblance in their faces, a sure sign that a couple is meant to be together. As you can see, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have Man Wife Face Fortune – they look alike but not too incestuously alike and not in a weird way either. Full Story