Jasmine does not go with Simone

December 21, 2015 17:45:32 Posted at December 21, 2015 17:45:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana and I are working together today, like old school, at a coffee shop, our laptops side-by-side, trying to focus but also, obviously, getting distracted, often. By JK Rowling defending the decision to cast a black Hermione and all the f-ckers trying to tell her it’s wrong. By Broad City and Black-ish. Full Story

Tom Hardy is an asshole

December 21, 2015 17:12:00 Posted at December 21, 2015 17:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Revenant junket happened the other day. Tom Hardy was available for interviews. But, actually, not really. Hitfix’s Drew McWeeny was supposed to interview Tom and was f-cked over. Normally when that happens, we’re too afraid to talk sh-t about the celebrity because we don’t want to be blacklisted by the studios for upcoming opportunities. Full Story

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Star Wars obliterated the box office

December 21, 2015 16:44:38 Posted at December 21, 2015 16:44:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Which was not really unexpected. I think we all knew this was going to be an all-time big movie, but it didn’t just break the opening weekend box office records, it DESTROYED them. When Jurassic World took down The Avengers 2012 opening weekend record of $207.4 million, it did so by a statistically negligible margin of $1. Full Story

New Star Wars, New Heroes, Old Journey

December 21, 2015 16:11:14 Posted at December 21, 2015 16:11:14
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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SPOILER FREE There’s a moment in Star Wars: The Force Awakens that is so triumphant you will fist pump and want to cheer. There’s a moment where you will gasp, and one where you will get a lump in your throat, and one where you’ll grip your armrests, trying to will the hero(ine) to get up and keep fighting. Full Story

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Sidepiece on the sidejob

December 21, 2015 14:36:05 Posted at December 21, 2015 14:36:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s the more famous one in her relationship but for some reason, I always thought he’d be one who stepped out. When she followed him on location a while back, the assumption was that she went along because his co-star was so attractive. But he’s actually not the one who’s been cheating. Full Story

The Wedding

December 21, 2015 14:31:56 Posted at December 21, 2015 14:31:56
Duana Posted by Duana

The Affair Season 2 Episode 12 season finale recap  So. Now we know. Nothing is an accident on this show, and I love it. That boat by the side of the road we kept noticing as Noah did, yes, significant. There’s a reason you kept wondering if you saw someone lying in it. Seeing Alison in headlights, but never quite seeing her run over? Yes, significant – she’s there, but she’s not hit. Full Story

December 21, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 21, 2015 14:27:54 Posted at December 21, 2015 14:27:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rebekah! The gold is good. The awakening has been great. And of course there are good things ahead. How long have we been together? Let’s stay together, yes? Happy Birthday! "To Maureen, who keeps Her Royal Nubbinness Minnie living in a standard that befits her most supreme elegance. Full Story

Friday, December 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

So. About those Adele tickets. How did that work out for you? Some of you emailed ecstatically about getting floor seats. Some of you were crying with disappointment. My friends and I exchanged almost 300 texts on group chat over the course of an hour.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 18, 2015 21:05:34 Posted at December 18, 2015 21:05:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Full House teaser trailer (Dlisted)

Ciara is wearing the sh-t out of this black dress (Just Jared)

What Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender are doing for the holidays (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes’s pre-birthday present (TooFab)

A retrospective of celebrity penis exposure (Pop Sugar)

This is what Justin Bieber is getting (The Superficial)

Loving Daisy’s topknot (Hollywood Tuna)

Love this top even though I wouldn’t wear it (Go Fug Yourself)

The Friends rumour that’s 15 years too late (Pajiba)