Smutty Tingles

September 22, 2015 18:16:00 Posted at September 22, 2015 18:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fight! Fight! Fight! (Dlisted

There’s been a LOT of Justin Timberlake lately (Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch’s hair looks good here (Cele|bitchy

Selena Gomez looks great in this one piece (Pop Sugar

I Can’t sings Justin Bieber (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Blake Lively in a silver gown (OK!

Great dress on Emily Blunt (Popoholic

One Direction is squeezing out everything before the “hiatus” but really breakup (College Candy

This new Beyonce video is gorgeous (Jezebel

Don & Betty IRL?

September 22, 2015 18:04:36 Posted at September 22, 2015 18:04:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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“18 years” is what I was calling Jon Hamm before the Emmys, knowing there was no way he wouldn’t win the Emmy and everyone would forget that she spent 18 years with him and now, allegedly, he doesn’t need a “mother figure Full Story

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Brange opens and closes AFI

September 22, 2015 17:12:38 Posted at September 22, 2015 17:12:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was announced a few weeks ago that Angelina Jolie’s By The Sea, also starring Brad Pitt, will open AFI Fest in November. Click here for a refresher. It was announced today that The Big Short, starring Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Steve Carell, and Ryan Gosling will close the festival. Full Story

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Annie & Bob holding hands

September 22, 2015 15:59:08 Posted at September 22, 2015 15:59:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Nancy Meyers’s The Intern opens this weekend starring Oscar winners Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway. Last night was the NY premiere. So far the reviews haven’t been great. They haven’t sucked, and Forbes says it’s “superb Full Story

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The Amicable Afflecks

September 22, 2015 15:37:28 Posted at September 22, 2015 15:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last Thursday, before I hit pause on the blog for Marcus, I was checking out whether or not I could afford to buy new shots of Chrissy O at LAX. It was the first time she’d been papped in almost 3 weeks. She was too expensive for me. Was she too expensive for the internet in general? Because I don’t recall seeing the pictures posted on very many sites. Full Story

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TIFF Review: The Lobster

September 22, 2015 15:06:10 Posted at September 22, 2015 15:06:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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What a f*cking weird movie. I love it, I can’t guarantee you will all love it, too, but if you’re open to trying a different flavor, The Lobster is definitely worth a shot. The first English-language feature from Greek filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth), and co-written with his regular collaborator Efthymis Filippou, The Lobster is very funny, occasionally brutal, and completely bizarre. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad: social media public

September 22, 2015 14:15:04 Posted at September 22, 2015 14:15:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk have been together for over a year and public in private for months. Now they’re public on social media. Last night G was with Brad in LA at the premiere of his show Scream Queens. As you know, he’s a pretty successful television producer. Scream Queens is supposed to be his next big hit. Full Story

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Porny’s “slurring” personality

September 22, 2015 13:35:09 Posted at September 22, 2015 13:35:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and her husband went out for dinner last night. This outfit surprises me because her tits are a lot more contained than I expected them to be. Anyway, as you’ve probably heard, Jessica was on HSN last week selling clothes and everyone thought she was drunk. Here’s video if you’ve not seen it yet: TMZ Full Story

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September 22, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 22, 2015 13:19:19 Posted at September 22, 2015 13:19:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saraah! Happy Belated Birthday! It’s been over a year since we met…and now you’re expecting another in November. I know it’s been a rough go. But, as I’ve learned the last few days, those who leave don’t stop giving. Henry is the gift. Good luck to you in November. Full Story

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Monday, September 21, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Did you watch the Emmys?  Did you struggle with the unfamiliar feeling of the show wrapping up on time, two minutes before the end of the hour? Did you feel, like I did, that those two minutes might as well have been hours? We’ll dig all the way into the Emmys today, into what was kind of a quiet, offbeat show, but maybe not in the worst way?  As you know, it was a very tough weekend for Lainey and Jacek and Barney, and so they’re taking another day to rest and be together and keep on remembering how much they loved Marcus.  Read Full Intro