TIFF Review: The Lobster

September 22, 2015 15:06:10 Posted at September 22, 2015 15:06:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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What a f*cking weird movie. I love it, I can’t guarantee you will all love it, too, but if you’re open to trying a different flavor, The Lobster is definitely worth a shot. The first English-language feature from Greek filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth), and co-written with his regular collaborator Efthymis Filippou, The Lobster is very funny, occasionally brutal, and completely bizarre. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad: social media public

September 22, 2015 14:15:04 Posted at September 22, 2015 14:15:04
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk have been together for over a year and public in private for months. Now they’re public on social media. Last night G was with Brad in LA at the premiere of his show Scream Queens. As you know, he’s a pretty successful television producer. Scream Queens is supposed to be his next big hit. Full Story

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Porny’s “slurring” personality

September 22, 2015 13:35:09 Posted at September 22, 2015 13:35:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and her husband went out for dinner last night. This outfit surprises me because her tits are a lot more contained than I expected them to be. Anyway, as you’ve probably heard, Jessica was on HSN last week selling clothes and everyone thought she was drunk. Here’s video if you’ve not seen it yet: TMZ Full Story

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September 22, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 22, 2015 13:19:19 Posted at September 22, 2015 13:19:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saraah! Happy Belated Birthday! It’s been over a year since we met…and now you’re expecting another in November. I know it’s been a rough go. But, as I’ve learned the last few days, those who leave don’t stop giving. Henry is the gift. Good luck to you in November. Full Story

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Monday, September 21, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Did you watch the Emmys?  Did you struggle with the unfamiliar feeling of the show wrapping up on time, two minutes before the end of the hour? Did you feel, like I did, that those two minutes might as well have been hours? We’ll dig all the way into the Emmys today, into what was kind of a quiet, offbeat show, but maybe not in the worst way?  As you know, it was a very tough weekend for Lainey and Jacek and Barney, and so they’re taking another day to rest and be together and keep on remembering how much they loved Marcus.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 21, 2015 17:51:02 Posted at September 21, 2015 17:51:02
Duana Posted by Duana

If you’re very famous, does the number of tables your mother commandeers for her friends at your wedding go up or down? (Dlisted

SJP is never not hustling. She’s incapable of being hustle-less. (Just Jared

I loved every stitch of this, but…wasn’t it a million degrees yesterday? (Cele|bitchy

Of  course she was down with it – they were talking about her on the Emmys!!! (Pop Sugar

I don’t understand why this is such a surprise for people. What did they think she had under there? (TooFab

Bella Thorne’s music video is exactly what it looks like. (The Superficial

It’s not just that J.Lo looks terrible. She looks uncomfortable. (Hollywood Tuna

Her expression here is like “yeah, and? You hate it? Okay.” (Go Fug Yourself

He’s good looking, but I’ve always thought he was the kind who could sleep with his eyes open. (Gossip Girl

Smutty Social Media, Monday September 21, 2015

September 21, 2015 17:35:51 Posted at September 21, 2015 17:35:51
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Best Dressed - Kerry Washington

September 21, 2015 17:32:15 Posted at September 21, 2015 17:32:15
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I have an unsettling theory to put forward. Do you think that maybe Kerry Washington is the embodiment of a cliché? You know the one, right? A person who is as beautiful inside as they are out? Look, I know, I’m on little sleep and it seems saccharine in the light of Monday morning. Full Story

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Best Speech – Viola Davis

September 21, 2015 16:25:19 Posted at September 21, 2015 16:25:19
Duana Posted by Duana
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“The only thing that separates women of colour from anyone else is opportunity.” Go ahead. Let the line sink in. In fact, go even further and allow yourself to acknowledge that if you saw those words being spoken, you were a part of a moment.  “You cannot win an Emmy for roles that are simply not there. Full Story

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Jon Hamm, For the Win

September 21, 2015 15:59:01 Posted at September 21, 2015 15:59:01
Maria Posted by Maria
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Look, if Jon Hamm didn’t win, people would riot in the streets. (Just kidding, a bunch of people would just complain on Twitter.) It certainly was his to lose, and it wouldn’t be the first time a long-running character walked away empty handed (like Steve Carell for Michael Scott and Hugh Laurie for House. Full Story

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