Ben Affleck & Gal Gadot can’t save Batman v Superman

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 23, 2016 13:19:43 March 23, 2016 13:19:43
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SPOILER FREE Well. Here it is. After nearly three years of marketing, hype, and expectation, the film I have called Superhero Face Punch arrives in theaters this Friday, where it lands with a leaden thump, an overlong, overly serious, grinding f*cking drag of a movie. If you’re not already a fan of Batman, Superman, and/or Wonder Woman, Batman v Superman may well make you loathe them. Full Story

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March 23, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2016 12:49:04 March 23, 2016 12:49:04

Colleen! Happy Birthday from your university roommate, Shanna! Thank you both for staying close through gossip. And for D, from your grateful wife, for you and your temporarily “sore balls”, here’s Helen Mirren who made a decision like you and…well…look at her, right? Enjoy the unwrapping and the finishing. Full Story

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Zayn’s album comes out this week, on Friday. It’s been a year since he left One Direction. In that year, a lot of people wrote him off. I think I wrote him off? But now here he is, surprising everyone with a #1 single and covering Complex Magazine.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2016 19:51:29 March 22, 2016 19:51:29

Sasha and I debate selfies – this week’s podcast is up in LIFESTYLE

The only time I have ever liked that Ed Sheeran song (Dlisted

Indy on Ellen (Just Jared

Oh come on. Tom Hiddleston is totally creeping his own ass (Cele|bitchy

These two are stupid beautiful (TooFab

People are still trying to believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson think about each other (Celeb Dirty Laundry

These two in candids look like a commercial (Pop Sugar

Amanda Seyfried goes for a run (Popoholic

Prince and his scepter in New York (TMZ

This is way better than her Oscar dress (Go Fug Yourself

Christian Bale in Knight of Cups

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 22, 2016 18:27:31 March 22, 2016 18:27:31
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In the 1970s, writer/director Terrence Malick made two legit masterpieces. In a decade dominated by the first wave of American independent cinema and blockbusters—everything sharks and wars amongst the stars and godfathers—Malick delivered two of the most important pieces of American cinema in the post-studio age. Full Story

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This is why. THIS IS WHY.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2016 15:35:30 March 22, 2016 15:35:30
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Mimi is touring Europe. Ahead of her tour, she gave an interview to The Sunday Times Style Magazine. When you read it, and I’ll embed the link, you’ll understand why (if for some f-cking reason you don’t actually know already) her upcoming “docu-series” is a NECESSITY. Full Story

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Adam Sandler’s latest filmed vacation

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 22, 2016 14:35:44 March 22, 2016 14:35:44
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Yesterday the teaser for Adam Sandler’s next vacation enjoyed on Netflix’s dime was released, announcing that The Do-Over will be released on May 27. That puts it up against X-Men: Apocalypse, which fuels my theory that Sandler really wants to be in a superhero movie. Full Story