Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 21:20:28 January 22, 2016 21:20:28

The first One Direction dad (Dlisted)

Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell play Bad Moms (Just Jared)

Why Brad Pitt looks so “youthful” (Cele|bitchy)

Gillian Anderson on the gender pay gap – and how she was offered half… again! (TooFab)

Patrick Dempsey is officially NOT getting divorced (Pop Sugar)

Kate Hudson’s great ass in the bathtub meant for Nick Jonas (The Superficial)

What happens when you filter beer, vodka, wine (Hollywood Tuna)

Now that I’ve seen this picture, I want Michael B Jordan to put his forehead against the side of my head. (Go Fug Yourself)

Why Leo’s not even close to true snub territory (Pajiba)

Only take your kids to Norm of the North if you hate them

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 22, 2016 21:02:13 January 22, 2016 21:02:13

When I was a kid my orthodontist had arcade games in the waiting room and TVs at every dental station, so you could watch movies while having your braces tightened. There I would be, suffering through intense pain and watching Homeward Bound, learning about friendship and teamwork and the ceaseless torment of modern orthodontia. Full Story

Gwyneth wants more sit-ups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 18:46:26 January 22, 2016 18:46:26
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Sharky /Splash News, GVK /Bauergriffin.com

Here are some new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at LAX yesterday in a fitted turtleneck over boyfriend jeans. How many of us can walk around in a fitted turtleneck and not feel like we’re holding in all our gas? Seriously, the longer I suck in, the more I feel like I have to fart. Anyway, the reason G doesn’t have to worry about that is because she asks for extra abs. Full Story

Miley & Liam re-engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 17:59:36 January 22, 2016 17:59:36
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Photo Image Press /Splash News

We started the year with Miley Cyrus in Australia with Liam Hemsworth, back together. We started this week seeing pictures of Miley wearing her engagement ring again. Click here for a refresher. There followed a couple of days of reporting about her moving her sh-t into Liam’s Full Story

Brahman Naman: India’s sex comedy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 22, 2016 17:38:31 January 22, 2016 17:38:31

Lainey sent me a trailer for a movie premiering at Sundance this weekend, Brahman Naman, a sex comedy that’s a British/Indian co-production. It’s about Naman, a college quiz show champ who’s trying to lose his virginity while traveling to a national quiz challenge. It looks like a cross between British comedy/movie star prediction machine Starter for 10 and American Pie. Full Story

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Irina upsizing for Coop?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 16:58:39 January 22, 2016 16:58:39
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Doug Meszler /PacificCoastNews, BJJ /Stoianov /FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Page Six reports today that Irina Shayk is selling her loft in New York and that the two have been seen house hunting together in the West Village. Coop has been absent from the award shows this season as Jennifer Lawrence is the only representative of Joy who’s been singled out for nominations. Full Story

Comedy Girl Sh*t: Amy Schumer v. Tammy Pescatelli

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 22, 2016 16:00:31 January 22, 2016 16:00:31
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Luis Yllanes / Splash News

Yesterday we ran down the charges that Amy Schumer has stolen jokes from other comedians. I said then and I stand by it—I don’t think the evidence against Schumer is that compelling in most of the cases, but in a couple others, specifically Wendy Liebman and Kathleen Madigan, it’s a little grayer. Full Story

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Oh Festive Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 15:21:11 January 22, 2016 15:21:11
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PHILIPPE LOPEZ /Getty Images

The butterfly who’s been a constant festive light in our lives for so many years has many reasons to be festive today. More specifically, 35 CARATS worth of reasons… There is no bleak in the sky… And there are definitely no clouds in her stone… Because James Packer knows better than to propose to our Mimi with anything but the best. Full Story

January 22, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 14:57:45 January 22, 2016 14:57:45
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Neil Mockford /Alex Huckle /Getty Images

Alicia! Happy Birthday with love from Cecilia who requested for you some photos of John Krasinski. We have fresh ones! Here he is in London yesterday. Have a great birthday weekend! "To our seestra in all things pop culture and gossip, Heather, on her 40th birthday. As you put the finishing touches on your new place and prepare to host your equally awesome family this weekend, we hope you carve out some time to treat yo self in a way that would make Donna Meagle proud. Full Story

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Thursday, January 21, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The 12 Days of Chinese New Year starts tomorrow. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, has been doing her research for weeks. Every day until Chinese New Year, one of the Chinese astrological signs will be profiled for the Year of the Monkey.  Read Full Intro