Suicide Squad, aka Guardians of the Galaxy Redux

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 20, 2016 14:48:30 January 20, 2016 14:48:30

Someone once described the plot of Suicide Squad to me and I said, “So it’s Guardians of the Galaxy.” And they replied, “No, it’s about the rogues’ gallery! They’re bad guys! Law breakers! And they team up to—f*ck it’s Guardians of the Galaxy.” But then Squad got overhauled, and I thought maybe they moved it away from that direction, and the first trailer Full Story

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Zac Efron is sorry in leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2016 14:22:18 January 20, 2016 14:22:18

I opened yesterday’s blog with Zac Efron. Zac decided to celebrate Martin Luther King Day by connecting the holiday to having amassed 10 million followers. And he threw in some emoji blackface just for sh-ts and giggles. Zac has since removed the post. But the internet is forever. So here, why don’t we all enjoy his dumbassness again:  Full Story

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Alexis Arquette vs the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2016 14:05:38 January 20, 2016 14:05:38
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Jada Pinkett Smith was one of the first and loudest critics of the Academy after the Oscar nominations were announced last Thursday. As you know, Will Smith was campaigning hard for a nomination for his performance in Concussion and she’s been encouraging people to boycott the Oscars. That call for boycott was seconded by Spike Lee. Full Story

January 20, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2016 13:40:40 January 20, 2016 13:40:40

Tate! I’m sorry to hear that you’re feeling like sh-t. Mia wants you to know how hardcore she thinks you are and has requested for you Leo as Romeo and Hot Harry on a Horse. Get well soon!  Full Story

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Martin Luther King Jr holiday long weekend. It was a full day on the blog yesterday, including several posts on LifeStyle. A special shout-out to Zac Efron who paid tribute to MLK with an Instagram post of himself looking LA-cool in shades, a slick ride, framed by palm trees and lit by the setting sun.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2016 20:29:50 January 19, 2016 20:29:50

This is me with Oreo cookies (Dlisted

This is challenging Jude Law on cleavage exposure  (Just Jared

Angelina is proud of Brad (Cele|bitchy)  

Selena Gomez holding hands with Samuel Krost again (TooFab

So Chelsea Handler isn't fun to work for. You surprised? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Vanessa Paradis and Lily Depp go shopping (Pop Sugar

Jessica Biel in a topknot (Popoholic)  

JLO isn't lip synching in Vegas (TMZ)   

Jo told Snape the secret (College Candy

Rihanna: Leo & the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2016 18:17:27 January 19, 2016 18:17:27
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Rihanna was in Paris last night. And so was Leonardo DiCaprio. And they ran into each other at a restaurant or a club and there was a greeting, a hug, maybe a kiss on the cheek, and now everyone’s wondering whether or not it’s happening, even though multiple outlets have confirmed that it was simply a friendly greeting, no more. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2016 17:33:54 January 19, 2016 17:33:54
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk were on holiday this weekend in Mexico. As you know, it was first reported that G and Falchuk (I can’t call him Brad; it’s too painful) were happening about 6 months after she and Chris Martin announced their conscious uncoupling. But if you’ve been reading this blog, you know. Full Story

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Dakota succeeds Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2016 17:08:34 January 19, 2016 17:08:34
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Was watching TV the other night and saw the trailer for How To Be Single, starring Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson, Leslie Mann, and Alison Brie. This is what I’ve been able to put together from the preview: Dakota just broke up and her friend, Rebel, is encouraging her to thrive at being single. Full Story

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Michael Bay’s 13 Hours

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 19, 2016 16:31:05 January 19, 2016 16:31:05
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Most reviews get headlined by a starring actor, but when it comes to Michael Bay movies, Michael Bay is the star. The subtext of every Michael Bay movie is that if he wasn’t a director he would undoubtedly be the kind of black ops badass all his movies are about. (Except for Pain & Gain, which is not about black ops badasses and is also his worst movie Full Story

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