Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2016 20:54:01 December 21, 2016 20:54:01

This is what Kiefer Sutherland looked like when Julia Roberts almost married him (Dlisted)

Rihanna’s big red belt (Just Jared)

Princess Kate’s dream job (Cele|bitchy)

Shania Twain 2017 (TooFab)

Like it would have mattered (The Superficial)

Heidi Klum and Seal are in Aspen with their kids (TMZ)

Obsessed with this look on Janelle Monae (Go Fug Yourself)

OMG I totally want to be the voice of a dog too (Jezebel)

Chris Hemsworth loves Michael Shannon so much (Pajiba)

Michael Fassbender opens today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2016 15:54:19 December 21, 2016 15:54:19
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Michael Fassbender’s Assassin’s Creed opens today. As you probably know, it’s based on the video game. Video game film adaptations are usually sh-t. We were supposed to think that maybe this one would be the exception because Michael Fassbender is a Serious Actor. Full Story

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Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence Passengers, the best worst movie of the year

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 21, 2016 15:32:11 December 21, 2016 15:32:11
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SPOILERS because everything wrong with this movie is the plot Passengers starts out like it’s going to be an existential sci-fi horror movie, something along the lines of Ex Machina, perhaps, where the science fiction premise is used to examine questions of morals and ethics, and the plot revolves around a small cast trapped together, forcing them to work through the moral math problems set before them. Full Story