Smutty Social Media, August 29, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at August 29, 2016 19:42:33 August 29, 2016 19:42:33

In her extremely limited time on stage last night, Rita Ora was trying the most. She was straining for a “moment” with Ansel Elgort. But do you think, being surrounded by people who actually make music and music videos people care about, Rita felt her place in the celebrity pecking order? “Vmas we did it again” - did what boo you were on stage for 10 seconds introducing Nick Jonas. Full Story

Taylor’s jury duty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2016 19:14:55 August 29, 2016 19:14:55
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Taylor Swift was never scheduled to attend the VMAs as we heard last week although every self-respecting gossip was hoping for some kind of Kanye surprise. From him, totally. From her? It was unlikely as much as we all Genied for it. But would she cockblock the VMAs in a different way? Fly to Australia, give us some new Swoki photos, or go Swoki Instagram official? Didn’t happen. Full Story

Thor’s roommate Darryl

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 29, 2016 18:28:42 August 29, 2016 18:28:42
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At Comic-Con Marvel had several videos that played during their panel, but they only released one, a new trailer for Doctor Strange. Everything else stayed under the seal of Hall H, because it is possible to show stuff in Hall H and not have it pirated, you just have to consult with thirteen dark wizards and make a sacrifice to Black Phillip, like Marvel does under every blood moon. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2016 17:14:36 August 29, 2016 17:14:36

Does Christina Aguilera have a hair colour pattern too? (Dlisted

How Michael Phelps reacted to the mocking of Ryan Lochte (Just Jared

YES! (Cele|bitchy

Hannah Davis’s wedding band (TooFab

Ryan Reynolds on his bike (Pop Sugar

Don’t face pics come before dick pics? Why would dick pics follow this face? (The Superficial)

Hate the hair and pants colour clash (Hollywood Tuna

Hailee Steinfeld in Balmain at the VMAs (Go Fug Yourself

I don’t think we see him the way he sees himself (Celebuzz

Beyoncé spent the money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2016 15:01:59 August 29, 2016 15:01:59
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Where do you start? Where do you start?!? It was always a given that Beyoncé, with 11 nominations, would be attending the VMAs. They only confirmed that she would be performing the day before as the LA Times Full Story

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Kanye West, Thought Leader

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at August 29, 2016 13:02:16 August 29, 2016 13:02:16
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If you didn’t know Teyana Taylor before last night, now you know. I’m starting with Teyana because the VMAs belonged to black women. Kanye’s free-reign speech was Peak Kanye but the video he debuted for Fade was ALL Teyana. Full Story

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The placement of Britney Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2016 12:36:38 August 29, 2016 12:36:38
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How do we properly assess the performance of Britney Spears last night? Knowing what she’s gone through, is it the gentle approach? Do we make an exception on standard and collectively agree that it was a decent return to the VMAs? It was a decent return to the VMAs. Full Story

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Nick Jonas’s Bacon

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at August 29, 2016 12:08:36 August 29, 2016 12:08:36
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That’s not a euphemism. Nick Jonas performed a song called Bacon last night at the VMAs. His performance opened with him in a kitchen, holding a fresh plate of bacon. This is how most of my daydreams about Nick also open. Full Story

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