Smutty Tingles

July 20, 2015 18:41:35 Posted at July 20, 2015 18:41:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love bubbles too! And fireworks! (Dlisted)

This used to be my Shamef-ck. And, um, still is. Even with that hair. (Just Jared)

Mark Ruffalo, any time, for always (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson hangs with FKA Twigs in England (Pop Sugar)

Lily Rose Depp for Chanel (TooFab)

Do you think Donald Trump has a sh-t talk writer like some celebrities have joke writers? (The Superficial)

If this were me, you would be ordering me at Chinese restaurant. I’d come with the soup. (Hollywood Tuna)

Can’t decide if I like or hate this skirt. Leaning towards like, I think? (Go Fug Yourself

I can’t wait for Duana’s analysis of these names (Pink Is The New Blog)

The Judy Greer Effect

July 20, 2015 18:34:26 Posted at July 20, 2015 18:34:26
Duana Posted by Duana
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I have to be honest, I’m not sure how many people – even culture vultures like myself – are on a first name basis with Judy Greer. I’ve long had a sort of hobby of knowing the second or third leads in film, and Judy Greer isn’t just one of those people, she’s the defining characteristic of those people. Full Story

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Paul Rudd is Ant-Man

July 20, 2015 18:01:46 Posted at July 20, 2015 18:01:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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For the second time this summer, a Marvel movie opened below predictions, as Ant-Man, despite opening number one, banked the second-lowest opening in Marvel’s franchise machine with $58 million. This has led to more panicked cries of “What’s wrong with Marvel?!” and “the ship is sinking and everything is on fire!” But as with Avengers: Age of Ultron, there’s not really a problem here except that Marvel’s success in recent years has been utterly insane so the yard stick is all f*cked up. Full Story

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Jakey’s Bad Blood

July 20, 2015 16:21:21 Posted at July 20, 2015 16:21:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Several of you have emailed me about Jake Gyllenhaal on Good Morning America today. Specifically the music that was playing at the beginning of the interview. Oh, a song called Bad Blood. By Taylor Swift, the girl he pulled a cut and run on a few years ago. Can you see it on his face? His expression when the camera first comes to him, does that give anything away? Robin Roberts is complimenting him in that shot. Full Story

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Jt & Carlton Banks

July 20, 2015 15:24:57 Posted at July 20, 2015 15:24:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We’ve seen so little of Justin Timberlake this year. Instead, Janet Jackson’s making a comeback. So, you know, JT can stay low for a while longer. I don’t mind, do you? As you know, JT’s wife had a baby for him this year which is one of the reasons he’s maintained a low profile. Full Story

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Amy Schumer in Trainwreck

July 20, 2015 14:58:19 Posted at July 20, 2015 14:58:19
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Trainwreck is a funny movie with some truly great comedic moments; Trainwreck draws out scenes too long. Amy Schumer is GREAT in Trainwreck; Judd Apatow really needs to let go and edit his movies with a sharper hand. Trainwreck is an enjoyable movie; Trainwreck is a mixed bag. I wanted to love Trainwreck unconditionally and give it an A+ glowing review, like Spy Full Story

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Nicole covers VOGUE and golfs

July 20, 2015 14:17:53 Posted at July 20, 2015 14:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman covers the August issue of VOGUE. She’s covered a LOT of VOGUE. Anna Wintour loves her. We’ll get to the photo in a minute, let’s start with the article. Part of the interview takes place on a golf course. Nicole’s just getting into it. We also learn that she has her own rose garden, loves to garden in general, and makes jams and chutneys to give away to her friends. Full Story

Rachel & Taylor’s morning after

July 20, 2015 13:21:56 Posted at July 20, 2015 13:21:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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At this point, True Detective S2 is a proper hate-watch. That f-cking dialogue. I set my Sunday nights at 9PM to the show, while my mask is drying, as a challenge to not move my face and f-ck up the work that the serum is supposedly doing to shrink my pores. Every time Rachel McAdams comes on, it’s a relief. Full Story

The Longest Shortest Pregnancy

July 20, 2015 13:12:02 Posted at July 20, 2015 13:12:02
Duana Posted by Duana

Masters of Sex Season 3 Episode 2 recap Let’s get the obvious strangeness out of the way first – was there something up with Michael Sheen’s voice this episode? Like, it sounded not very much like Michael Sheen’s voice? I couldn’t decide whether he was trying to corral the Britishisms more or overcompensating for a cold, but it seemed like 80% of the episode was re-recorded in ADR, and possibly not by him. Full Story

July 20, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 20, 2015 13:03:14 Posted at July 20, 2015 13:03:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carolina! Happy Birthday with love from Paula. And congratulations on your upcoming wedding! Looking forward to seeing you soon at The Social. By request, here’s Jamie Dornan.  Full Story

Friday, July 17, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Last Friday we ended the day with old crusty ass Prince Philip who barked at a photographer, “Just take the f-cking picture” while posing at an event. Click here  Read Full Intro