July 13, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 13, 2015 12:21:26 Posted at July 13, 2015 12:21:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lucy! Happy Birthday with love from Teri! Look at all of us…back in 2008 in Calgary. I’m honoured to be part of your bonding process, along with the Hysys labs – you’ll have to explain what that is to me the next time we party together. It’s been 11 years now that we’ve been gossiping together. Full Story

Friday, July 10, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Serena Williams defeated Maria Sharapova in straight sets yesterday at Wimbledon to get to the finals. You know what I don’t appreciate? Because I’m so superstitious? People are already handing her the win. Don’t call a shutout before the shutout, right? Stop this now.  Read Full Intro

Old people cussing: Royal Edition

July 10, 2015 20:20:44 Posted at July 10, 2015 20:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You hear about this year? Several senior members of the British royal family were out today to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Later on there was a photo taken with veterans. And, well, old crusty Prince Philip got impatient and this is what happened: Just take the f-cking picture! Twice! He’s always been the one who talks all kinds of sh-t, non? And, well, you know how it is when people get older. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 10, 2015 20:02:52 Posted at July 10, 2015 20:02:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy sh-t. The worst fringe we’ve seen in a long, long time. OMG. (Dlisted

Charlize Theron: first photos since Sean Penn split (Just Jared

Tom Hiddleston at Wimbledon (Cele|bitchy

Mimi’s kids go to summer school and WHAT THE F-CK, there’s no cashmere pillow for her knees! (TooFab

The new Kate Upton got hacked (The Superficial

Not the best hair crown I’ve ever seen (Hollywood Tuna

H7 is 4 years old! (Pop Sugar

Will Arnett’s awesome lipsynch (Pajiba

Emma Stone’s pretty shoes

July 10, 2015 19:53:49 Posted at July 10, 2015 19:53:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Stone at the Irrational Man premiere in Hollywood last night. It opens in limited release next week. Reviews aren’t great. I mean they’re not terrible, but for the second summer in a row she’s in a Woody Allen movie and no one’s going to see it. What was that last one called? Midnight In The Moonlight? I don’t even care enough to google it. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Friday July 10, 2015

July 10, 2015 19:41:43 Posted at July 10, 2015 19:41:43
Maria Posted by Maria
FILIPPO MONTEFORTE/ Elisabetta Villa/ Franco Origlia/ Agostino Fabio/ Getty Images

Of course I Can’t Ariana Grande’s brother is going to jump in and paint her as a victim. Of course it’s being labeled as harsh judgment. Of course he used the hashtag #weforgiveyouariana. Of course they won’t acknowledge how unbelievably rude and entitled she acted. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence karaoke

July 10, 2015 19:21:50 Posted at July 10, 2015 19:21:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
AKM-GSI/ Splash News

Jennifer Lawrence and her Hunger Games co-stars were on Conan last night at Comic-Con. As noted yesterday – click here for a refresher – Jennifer went to San Diego with her best sell game. This is the candid lovable goof with no filter who became one of the biggest movie stars in the world – and has an Oscar. Full Story

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Will Saoirse Ronan break your heart in Brooklyn?

July 10, 2015 17:37:16 Posted at July 10, 2015 17:37:16
Duana Posted by Duana

One of the things I’m pretty sure is a universal experience of children of immigrants is you hear all of the stories of how it was, back home. How different it is here. And the same way Canadians have a running tally of all famous people who are Canadian and will tell you at the drop of a hat, any time there’s someone vaguely of your parents’ country of origin in the news or entertainment, you get a text or a call or a ‘have you read…?’ So I’m going to have to endure my mother’s smug ‘I TOLD you about Colm Toíbín’ because Saoirse Ronan is starring in Brooklyn based on his book and I might want to watch it over and over and over. Full Story

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Sienna in Wimbledon white

July 10, 2015 17:08:21 Posted at July 10, 2015 17:08:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Mirrorpix/ Splash News

Check out Sienna Miller in a white jumpsuit at Wimbledon today for the men’s semi-final. You remember the other day when I was fighting for the right of the middle part? Sienna Miller in a middle part. Forever. Conveniently I was just namechecking Sienna in a post this morning. The Ben Affleck post – click here Full Story

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Lady Ghostbusters dressed for action

July 10, 2015 16:17:55 Posted at July 10, 2015 16:17:55
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The last time we saw the new Ghostbusters they were dressed in civilian clothes. Thanks to more on location filming this week, we now have photos of the whole team in their new ghostbusting suits. Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, and Kate McKinnon are in the familiar jumpsuits, but sporting a modified look with a seventies era style orange stripe. Full Story