Amy Schumer is the funniest woman in the galaxy

July 15, 2015 16:40:53 Posted at July 15, 2015 16:40:53
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So says GQ, putting her on the cover of their annual comedy issue. In advance of the issue’s release next week, they’ve released Schumer’s Star Wars-themed cover shoot, in which she’s dressed as Princess Leia and dances with stormtroopers. These kinds of photoshoots always remind me of that 30 Rock episode where Jenna warns Liz Lemon about doing “funny themed” photoshoots, because once you pose with the rubber chicken, they’ll never let you not pose with the rubber chicken. Full Story

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One Direction dad

July 15, 2015 16:10:15 Posted at July 15, 2015 16:10:15
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PEOPLE dropped a major mindf-ck on One Direction fans last night: Louis Tomlinson is going to be a father. The mother? Her name is Briana (of course it is) Jungwirth. She’s a stylist. She’s from LA. They were hanging out in May (photos attached below) but they are not dating. Full Story

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Jesse Eisenberg knows his words

July 15, 2015 15:41:47 Posted at July 15, 2015 15:41:47
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Jesse Eisenberg was at Comic-Con. Was Jesse Eisenberg at Comic-Con because he’s in a small budget, independent movie shot in a café in Brooklyn from a screenplay written on an old-fashioned typewriter? Actually, no. Jesse was at Comic-Con for a movie called Batman vs Superman. Full Story

Peter Krause in Shondaland

July 15, 2015 15:21:30 Posted at July 15, 2015 15:21:30
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EW announced yesterday that Peter Krause has signed onto The Catch, which is the newest drama from Shondaland in which a professional player proceeds to get played. The player is Mireille Enos so everyone else likes to say ‘oh, from The Killing’ but to me she will always be from Big Love which, if you haven’t seen it, is the original binge-able show. Full Story

Gwyneth: a lovers’ holiday

July 15, 2015 14:40:55 Posted at July 15, 2015 14:40:55
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These shots came out late Monday. And we weren’t able to get access to them until yesterday. And by then they’d been published in other places and the rate was still so expensive, I decided to just buy one and not several. That’s what I just said. I decided NOT to spend more money than I had to on Gwyneth Paltrow. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence, Lady Boss

July 15, 2015 14:23:13 Posted at July 15, 2015 14:23:13
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The first trailer for David O Russell’s upcoming JOY, starring Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, and Bradley Cooper – the team he assembled for Silver Linings Playbook, which earned all kinds of nominations – was released this morning. As you know, David also previously directed Jennifer in American Hustle. Full Story

Life as Lena knows it

July 15, 2015 14:00:27 Posted at July 15, 2015 14:00:27
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Lena Dunham has been teasing a project for a few days on social media, and it’s been announced she is launching a newsletter with her Girls producing partner Jenni Konner. “Lenny” promises “feminism, style, health, politics, friendship and everything else” – Lena and Jenni have talked to BuzzFeed Full Story

Amal & George’s family dinner in Como

July 15, 2015 13:37:43 Posted at July 15, 2015 13:37:43
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Amal and George Clooney had dinner with their parents yesterday in Lake Como. Amal’s sister was there too. Check out what Tala Alamuddin is wearing. It’s a dress. And it’s also half a pair of pants. You know what? I don’t hate it. In fact, I might actually be into it. George at Como is a constant rotation of guests. Full Story

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you read Harper Lee’s Go Set A Watchman yet? It came out last week. Duana and I have been angst-ing about it for months and finally on Sunday she was like, after I’d been telling her repeatedly that I’m too scared, are you going to NOT read it though? I have a flight this afternoon and I’m thinking of starting on the plane, with a really dirty horny book as a backup just in case things get intense – both in the story and over the mountains.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

July 14, 2015 20:09:37 Posted at July 14, 2015 20:09:37
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Justin Bieber apologises for his ass. Did you think this day would come? (Dlisted)

I never hold my breasts the way Salma Hayek’s holding them. It’s always from below. To relieve pressure. (Just Jared

Prince William’s colleague looks like his wife. But is she as boring? (Cele|bitchy

Zoe Kravitz’s new boyfriend (Pop Sugar

Does Ian Somerhalder have kissing restrictions? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

It was only a matter of time before the tabloids turned their attention to Chris Pratt and Anna Faris (OK!

Really not into Megan Fox’s necklace (Popoholic

A celebrity selfie that should be offensive to no one (College Candy

Ring avulsion isn’t what I thought it was. I thought it had to do with the anus, not the finger (Jezebel


Bitch I’m Madonna, the remix

July 14, 2015 19:46:09 Posted at July 14, 2015 19:46:09
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Madonna released a new video for Bitch I’m Madonna, the remix. More like redo. This is what she should have done in the first place, instead of what we got the first time around, when the launch was f-cked up by Tidal and all we ended up seeing were people making cameos…without actually having to be in the same room as her. Full Story