Ryan Reynolds in Self/Less

July 13, 2015 20:45:30 Posted at July 13, 2015 20:45:30
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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This movie is a complete waste of time and no one should see it. I was actively angry the whole time I sat through it, and when it was over I vowed to ensure that no one else would ever have to suffer as I have suffered by wasting precious hours of their lives watching this stupid f*cking movie. I lost two hours of my life to Self/Less, hours in which I could have done so many other, enriching things, like go to a museum, attend a lecture, read a book, or stare at a blank wall. Full Story

Charlize & Sean at separate airports

July 13, 2015 20:18:23 Posted at July 13, 2015 20:18:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Splash News

Charlize Theron was photographed at LAX yesterday. Today Sean Penn was seen at the airport in Paris. As you know, it’s over. And supposedly it ended abruptly. Like one minute they were together in Cannes and doing good and the next, according to US Weekly, she froze him out. Stopped talking his calls. Full Story

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Brange: birthday on skates

July 13, 2015 19:53:10 Posted at July 13, 2015 19:53:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pacific Coast News

Here’s Brange with all the kids at Iceland to celebrate Knox and Vivienne’s birthday. A birthday on skates! Question: the paps, do they hang out at the skating rink hoping to get lucky with celebrity appearances on weekends? Skating seems to be a family thing. They’ve done it before – in Australia a couple of years ago, remember? The Jolie was there shooting Unbroken. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 13, 2015 19:13:16 Posted at July 13, 2015 19:13:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennie Garth got married. Before Peter Facinelli. That doesn’t matter, does it? (Dlisted

Zayn Malik in a Twitter fight. Or a hoax fight. Either way, not a good look. (Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch at Wimbledon with his dad and Sophie Hunter (Cele|bitchy

Boy Band fight! (TooFab

I’m sorry. I can’t stop looking at these breasts and how they stand up. (The Superficial

Another great outfit on Zendaya (Hollywood Tuna

Prince William talks about his children and “lovely family” (Pop Sugar

Selena Gomez and her BFF Jennifer Aniston (OK!


July 13, 2015 17:14:35 Posted at July 13, 2015 17:14:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Minions made big money at the box office this year. When I reviewed Home earlier this year I said it’s impossible to get mad at movies like this because they’re so thoroughly meant for small children and I am not that audience. But coming so close to the far superior Inside Out Full Story

Suicide Squad, no Joker

July 13, 2015 16:00:13 Posted at July 13, 2015 16:00:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kevin Winter/ Albert L. Ortega/ Getty Images

Nerd Herd orgasms all weekend. Sarah’s already covered the Star Wars panel, and the Justice League, and then the dorks got all horny about the Suicide Squad appearance. Minus one. I don’t have a PhD in Geek so I’m not here to tell you what character is true to what character and how faithful this will be to the comics etc. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: the New Jersey collection

July 13, 2015 15:38:47 Posted at July 13, 2015 15:38:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last week I wondered whether or not Smutty Swift Collecting should be a daily feature on this blog. I feel like there is totally enough material to make it happen. Taylor played two shows in New Jersey this weekend. And, as expected, she collected. Everything counts in large amounts. (I had Depeche Mode on repeat all weekend. Full Story

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner: ring off, ring on

July 13, 2015 15:06:44 Posted at July 13, 2015 15:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck at Comic-Con. As expected, as predicted, he went there and did his job. A few self-deprecating remarks here and there, looking weary, which elicited compassion, and talked about how he was perfect for the Batfleck role because he’s a “burnout”. Textbook. Then again, as Sarah told me, Hall H at Comic-Con is the easiest crowd to win over. Full Story

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Ben & Henry: do you want to hang out with the Justice League?

July 13, 2015 14:43:41 Posted at July 13, 2015 14:43:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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A big part of Marvel’s success has been that the Avengers are the coolest club in Hollywood. If Hollywood is a high school cafeteria—and it is—then the Avengers are the kids everyone wants to sit with. Playing catch up at Comic-Con this weekend, Warner Brothers tried to convince everyone that they’re cool, too, and we should totally come have lunch with them. Full Story

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