Jem and the Holograms is an empty nothing of a non-movie

October 27, 2015 20:05:57 Posted at October 27, 2015 20:05:57
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Jem and the Holograms, the movie, has as much to do with the 1980s cartoon Jem and the Holograms as a Youtube video of housecats has to do with Thundercats. If you are a fan of the cartoon Jem, don’t bother with the movie as you will only make yourself angry. If you are neutral on the cartoon, or have no memory of it, don’t bother with Jem because you will be bored, possibly even confused. Full Story

Zoe’s double date

October 27, 2015 19:30:39 Posted at October 27, 2015 19:30:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Todd Williamson/ Steve Granitz/ Charley Gallay/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

Zoe and artist Twin Shadow started dating this summer. He was with her last week at an ELLE event and last night he joined her again on the red carpet at the InStyle Awards. You know how these people work. When they decide to do carpets together, it’s serious. So serious that he’s cut his hair so that people will stop saying that he looks like her dad. Full Story

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Jared Leto is ruining The Joker

October 27, 2015 18:55:43 Posted at October 27, 2015 18:55:43
Sarah Posted by Sarah

And not because he looks like a Juggalo or because I think he’ll do a bad job of it, but just because every time Jared Leto talks about ANYTHING, I want to punch him in the face. He’s so far up his own f*cking ass it’s unbearable. We get it—playing The Joker in the wake of Heath Ledger’s (much beloved, much praised) performance is a tall order. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 27, 2015 18:44:01 Posted at October 27, 2015 18:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The perv in me really, really wants to touch (Dlisted

Adele keeps breaking records (Just Jared

Every Cum-Hard in the world is like, girl, what the f-ck? (Cele|bitchy

Oh my GOD, Adam Levine is annoying (Pop Sugar)

Is Sienna Miller using one Brad for another Brad? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Zac Efron’s body does nothing for me (OK!

Vanessa Hudgens in full body leopard print (Popoholic

This dress looks wilted (Go Fug Yourself

Justin Bieber is done apologising but no one is listening because… Adele (Jezebel

Halle Berry: no show, no marriage

October 27, 2015 17:50:45 Posted at October 27, 2015 17:50:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Two weeks ago, Extant, starring Halle Berry on CBS, was cancelled after two seasons. Today TMZ is reporting that she’s also cancelling her marriage to Olivier Martinez. It’s irreconcilable differences. And supposedly there’s a prenup so there shouldn’t be any money issues. Full Story

Sandra Bullock in Our Brand Is Crisis

October 27, 2015 17:22:10 Posted at October 27, 2015 17:22:10
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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WENN

Full-disclosure: I produced an exclusive 30-minute special with Sandra Bullock and the cast of Our Brand is Crisis at TIFF, which you can watch here. Some behind-the-scenes details are below. Our Brand is Crisis may as well be retitled “Our Brand is Sandra (Bullock). Full Story

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Michelle Williams: boots and bangs

October 27, 2015 16:12:29 Posted at October 27, 2015 16:12:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jon Kopaloff/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images

I miss Michelle Williams. It’s been a quiet couple of years of her, by choice. Her last film, Suite Francaise, was released only in Europe, not in North America, though it was reasonably well received. I guess they just couldn’t find a distributor who thought that audiences over here would be into it? We’re cultural pigs, basically. Full Story

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Big G at the museum!

October 27, 2015 15:53:26 Posted at October 27, 2015 15:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, AKM-GSI

Princess Catherine took Big G to the Natural History Museum in London last Thursday. That little curl on the side of his head kills me. There’s only one shot available so my guess is that someone creeped this photo and sold it to an agency. Another reason I don’t think this is a “sanctioned” royal photo is that Kate’s bending over and you can see some skin exposed at her back between her pants and her sweater. Full Story

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For those of you out there caring for your own Squawking Chickens…

October 27, 2015 15:25:22 Posted at October 27, 2015 15:25:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Billy Bob Thornton: P.H.O.T.O.Y.

October 27, 2015 14:27:40 Posted at October 27, 2015 14:27:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Gregg DeGuire/ Tibrina Hobson/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

As much as I love Angelina Jolie and her game, the best game in the business, I still can’t with whatever it was that she had for Billy Bob Thornton. This is Billy Bob Thornton at the Hollywood premiere last night of Our Brand Is Crisis. Perfect time to play one of my favourite inventions Full Story

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Julia + Gwyneth

October 27, 2015 13:57:32 Posted at October 27, 2015 13:57:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Todd Williamson/ Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

What a joy this morning to wake up to this – Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow, two of my favourites, two of Hollywood’s most notorious sanctimommies together at the same event, in the same photo. It’s almost too much. The InStyle Awards happened last night. Julia Roberts, in Gucci, was there to present to hairstylist Serge Normant. Full Story

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