February 2, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2016 14:47:09 February 2, 2016 14:47:09

Juliette! Happy (belated! 15th Birthday! Did you enjoy the Dragon astrology profile this morning? Keep up the hard work at school, and the singing (in the Baltics!), and, most importantly, being great to your mom. She’s so proud of you and she’s quite clearly an inspiration herself.  And for Kelly – Happy Book Birthday! Congratulations on the release of Altered! Wishing you more words and more stories. Full Story

Monday, February 1, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Well the SAG Awards didn’t help the Oscars feel better about themselves, did they? And, just in case the message wasn’t clear enough, Idris Elba decided to make it super obvious. I was wondering though, since the SAGs aired on a Saturday, if the message wouldn’t land with maximum impact.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 20:21:11 February 1, 2016 20:21:11

This would have been better as a bag, non? (Dlisted

There are a lot of Ryan Reynolds here (Just Jared

Why Prince Harry can’t do commitment (Cele|bitchy

Weasley reunion! (TooFab

Rihanna + Miguel (Pop Sugar

Taryn Manning has a temper…and apparently a raging ego (The Superficial

What Sofia Vergara wore to the SAGs should not surprise you (Hollywood Tuna

My best dressed at the SAGs (Go Fug Yourself

I would like an update on Dorota (Gossip Girl)

Smutty Social Media, February 1, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at February 1, 2016 20:04:42 February 1, 2016 20:04:42

Orlando Jones and Angela Bassett have a great casting idea for that Michael Jackson/Elizabeth Taylor/Marlon Brando roadtrip movie. BRILLIANT! Ordered my violet contacts & bathed in White Diamonds this morning, so I'm READY! Let's do this! xo! Ang https://t.co/E8O4NY438y Full Story

Charlie in February

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 19:47:16 February 1, 2016 19:47:16
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Good start to the month, non? Especially since Charlie Hunnam doesn’t have anything to promote; he’s not scheduled for official appearances. Here he is yesterday with girlfriend Morgana out shopping in LA. Charlie has been in the headlines though. It was announced recently that he’s been cast as Edgar Valdez Villareal, aka La Barbie, in the upcoming biopic American Drug Lord. Full Story

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Susan’s SAG breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 17:50:40 February 1, 2016 17:50:40
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Susan Sarandon presented the In Memoriam tribute at the SAGs on Saturday night. She wore a pantsuit with a bra underneath. And some people were pissed. Some people also slagged her for how her tits looked which confuses me because they look great, don’t they look great? Would we be having the same conversation if she wasn’t 69 but rather 29? I mean, it’s a pantsuit. Full Story

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Angelina Jolie and Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda 3

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 1, 2016 17:21:35 February 1, 2016 17:21:35
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I’m inclined to go easy on Kung Fu Panda 3 because Norm of the North is so f*cking bad, and indeed, it is better than that garbage movie. But despite some pretty flashy animation, Kung Fu Panda 3 is not especially good. It’s basically Kung Fu Panda, just with more. More what? More everything. Full Story

Naomi & Liev at the SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 16:34:31 February 1, 2016 16:34:31
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There’s been some noise around Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber lately. I think it’s STAR Magazine that’s been calling a breakup? No one’s paying attention, really, because it’s STAR Magazine. Naomi wasn’t with Liev at the Golden Globes. That, presumably, was why STAR decided to jump on the story. Full Story

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“Let’s all calm down about Leonardo DiCaprio”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 15:48:16 February 1, 2016 15:48:16
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Two years ago, while hosting the Golden Globes, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler introduced Leonardo DiCaprio like this: Jokes? Of course, of course, OF COURSE. But these are also the two women who hosted Saturday Night Live in December and delivered what’s been the best sketch of the season: Meet Your Second Wife. Full Story

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