Leo’s perfect build-a-girl

June 23, 2015 20:12:06 Posted at June 23, 2015 20:12:06
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s current bonafide is a model. Oh, you need me to be more specific? She’s a blonde model. More specific than that? She’s a blonde model who models for Sports Illustrated. It’s a blur for you still, isn’t it? Kelly Rohrbach is different though, OK? Unlike Gisele, Bar, Erin, Toni, and whoever else I forgot to name, Kelly almost played pro golf and can hang with the boys. Full Story

Alicia Vikander throws over Fassy for Bourne

June 23, 2015 19:45:53 Posted at June 23, 2015 19:45:53
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The thinking man’s Blake Lively has just been announced as a lead in the new Bourne movie, which should be titled The Bourne Continuum if there is any sense to the naming mechanism of this franchise. There are no details as to her role but she’s either playing an assassin or a helpless bystander, as those are the only two roles for women in these movies unless your name is Joan Allen. Full Story

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Taraji covers W

June 23, 2015 19:23:36 Posted at June 23, 2015 19:23:36
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Something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. It started a few weeks ago when I ended up reading an article about Steve Urkel. I can’t remember how I found that post but it gave me a lot of nostalgia about the television I watched growing up. There was The Cosby Show and A Different World. Full Story

Meet your new, friendly neighborhood Spider-Child

June 23, 2015 18:52:53 Posted at June 23, 2015 18:52:53
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After an exhaustive casting process—their most laborious since they had such a hard time getting someone to voice Rocket Raccoon—Marvel announced they have found their new Spider-Man and he is the English child, Tom Holland. It’s a good choice—Holland was very memorable in The Impossible, and he’s been a favorite in the casting process for a while. Full Story

Channing Tatum’s fine needle

June 23, 2015 17:17:24 Posted at June 23, 2015 17:17:24
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Channing Tatum today promoting Magic Mike XXL. Which is an improvement on Magic Mike. In that, well, my complaint about Magic Mike was like, really?, you’re going to do character development on this? In an interview this weekend with the Plymouth Herald, Channing talked about putting together Magic XXL and the approach to making the film: "We read the message boards and they were like, 'Less story, more dancing', so we take direction well. Full Story

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Britney’s single again

June 23, 2015 16:43:04 Posted at June 23, 2015 16:43:04
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US Weekly is all over the breakups lately. They were the first to report on Charlize Theron and Sean Penn’s split and they were the first yesterday to report that Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol have ended their relationship. Britney went home to Louisiana recently and was posting pictures of herself with boys:   So nice to be home! Nothing like Louisiana boys Full Story

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Keira’s night out

June 23, 2015 15:13:32 Posted at June 23, 2015 15:13:32
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Keira Knightley and James Righton were out in London the other day for the Blur show. It was a night off from the baby. Their daughter was born a month ago. Do moms judge other moms for that? I overhear conversations like this all the time. “My son was 3 months old before I left him for the first time. Full Story

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Diddy attacks with a kettlebell

June 23, 2015 14:13:59 Posted at June 23, 2015 14:13:59
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Helicopter parents are bad enough. But when the helicopter parent is a celebrity? That takes it to a nuclear level. Here’s the quick rundown of what happened: Diddy’s son Justin plays football at UCLA. According to TMZ, one of Justin’s coaches with giving him the gears at practice. Full Story

Monday, June 22, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Drake showed up at the Much Music Video Awards last night in Toronto, hosted by Ed Sheeran. It was a surprise. He was there to honour and celebrate his boy P Reign who really didn’t expect Drake to show, as he said afterwards that:

“I honestly didn’t know (he’d be here). He doesn’t make a lot of things I ask him to be at, so let’s just put that out there. I thought there was no way in hell.”

I mean his outfit alone would suggest it; Duana’s probably already bought that “6” hoodie online. She LOVES Drake. And she LOVES Toronto. Another reason P Reign was probably genuinely shocked - Drake was in Atlanta performing the night before coming home. And, you know, he could have just flown back to LA for another party in the foam pool. As I mentioned last week in Smutty Tingles, that was the moment I realised I’ve never lived. It’s not just being invited to one, it’s being invited to one at the age where you should be invited to one.

By the way, at one point, while on stage, a propos of nothing, Drake shouted out Gigi Hadid, the model of the moment:

“Gigi Hadid you’re a sweetie pie tonight”

They’ve been friends for a while. She’s only just 20 now. Like he would have known her from when she was just 16 or 17 years old. Right now, Gigi is dealing with Joe Jonas. Which would mean it’s the perfect big brother moment for Drake to be like…um… are you sure? PS. Last names should be emblazoned across the back of every item of clothing.

Yours in gossip,


Mimi’s in love again!

June 22, 2015 21:02:12 Posted at June 22, 2015 21:02:12
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I had to save this for last today. Because Mimi would approve. Love and joy and “festive” news should always be at the top of the page. Mimi has a new boyfriend. And he’s a billionaire! TMZ broke the news this weekend that Mimi is now dating Australian billionaire James Packer. Full Story