Courtside is so private
Posted by Lainey
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Yesterday we learned that Mila Kunis will be guest-starring on Two And A Half Men. Maria wrote about it late in the afternoon – click here for a refresher. As she pointed out, it’s not like Mila needs the work. And it’s not like she would do it if she weren’t engaged to the star of the show, Ashton Kutcher. Full Story
Justified 5.8: “I’m on vacation”
Posted by Sarah
Justified Season 5 Episode 8 recap Wendy Crowe has 99 problems and being a Crowe is all of them. It starts with sketchy “Uncle Jack” arriving—in a sweet Chevelle—at Kendall’s behest and ends with, well, actually Wendy pretty much gets her way in this one, but you can’t help but feel like the ruinous Crowe luck will catch up with her sooner rather than later. Full Story
Angelina parties with Madonna?
Posted by Lainey
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Madonna’s annual Oscar party on Sunday night – the big news coming out of it was that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn were all over each other (and that might explain why she wore that sh-tty dress – click here for a refresher). You know what got buried under that though? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were there too. Full Story
March 5, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Posted by Lainey
Amy! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Caitlin and the rest of the A-team who hope that “your boobs keep getting bigger, while the rest of you gets smaller”. What would Ron Swanson’s thoughts be on that? Full Story
Dear Gossips,
“And don’t you f-cking forget it” – what Cate Blanchett said in the press room backstage at the Oscars upon being asked about her accomplishment as the first Australian to win two Oscars for acting. As for why she told Julia Roberts to #suckit, it was apparently because they were drinking at the bar together during the show. That’s pretty much Duana’s most erotic fantasy – eavesdropping on that moment. Because at that moment, they were equals with one award each. And now Cate has surged ahead. She’s also surged ahead of Nicole Kidman. You think Granny Freeze is thinking about that?
Oh, of course not. Actors aren’t competitive.
Am attaching the Actor class photo from this year. In about two weeks, they’ll start talking about next year. Read Full Intro
Where now, Lupita?
Posted by Lainey
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The Oscars are over. Time to get the f-ck out of LA. Just hours after the parties, Lupita Nyong’o arrived at LAX yesterday, destination unknown. Where now, Lupita? She doesn’t have her next project lined up…yet. I hope and I want to believe that that’s only because she’s taking her time to make her next move. Full Story
Two and a Half Morons
Posted by Maria
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I can’t take credit for this title – Roseanne came up with it first. Did you know Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged? Of course you do, because she wore her ring to the Grove and both PEOPLE and Gossip Cop have confirmed with “inside sources” (the most official way to unofficially confirm something). Full Story
Chelsea Handler says her racist tweets aren’t racist
For some reason, HuffPo asked Chelsea Handler to live-tweet the Oscars from their Twitter account. And…well…that went well. Chelsea is currently promoting a new book called Uganda Be Kidding Me so I assume it was all part of the publicity effort. I guess it makes sense. Chelsea often says c-nty things. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Posted by Lainey
Cameron Diaz and your vagina (Dlisted)
I like this Oscar dress better than Charlize Theron’s (The Superficial)
Hayden Panettiere tries on a lot of wedding dresses (Too Fab)
Michael Fassbender parties with Benedict Cumberbatch (Cele|bitchy)
Good dress on Sophia Bush (Just Jared)
A good high-waisted denim skirt (Hollywood Tuna)
Even this dress was better than Charlize Theron’s Oscar dress! (Reality Tea)
The benefits of being Lupita’s +1 (Pop Sugar)
Super cute outfit on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)
OK this dress was not better than Charlize Theron’s Oscar dress (Go Fug Yourself)
Sleeping on hospital chairs
Posted by Duana
Girls Season 3 Episode 9 recap How dare you make me emotional, Girls. How dare you offer up something fine and nuanced about one of the worst parts of adulthood – watching your parents become both more wise and more flawed at the same time. This is not what we signed up for. Where’s the coke and awkward blowjobs? For the second time this season I’m about to anoint this episode the best one Girls has ever done. Full Story
Justin Bieber’s Gossip Nostalgia
Posted by Lainey
Selena Gomez went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Then Justin Bieber posted this on his Instagram: “Most elegant princess in the world” God that is gross. The wording is gross. That notion that women should be princesses in the minds of their lovers. Full Story
Apollo. Apollo?
I mean look, I guess they can name their kids whatever they want. I’ve seen them do it. And after you’ve had sons named Kingston and Zuma, you can’t easily call the next one Kevin. So I get it and, in fact, I like Apollo better than Kingston or Zuma. It seems like the kind of name that would be a hero in a tween sitcom. Full Story
No Fashion Katie
Posted by Lainey
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Katie Holmes’s publicist confirmed to Page Six that her clothing line Holmes & Yang, a collaboration with Jeanne Yang, is over. Not a surprise. They haven’t presented a collection in years. Full Story
A little bit of boy sh*t
Posted by Duana
Look at the picture below. If it looks familiar, it’s because it was used yesterday in the open. There’s Steve McQueen jumping in joy at the front. Now look all the way to the back... yeah. See that guy back there, giving kind of a laconic peace sign? That’s the screenwriter, John Ridley. Full Story
