The Emmys 2014

August 26, 2014 08:15:51 Posted at August 26, 2014 08:15:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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What’s the middle ground at an award show between not knowing anyone and having to see the same people over and over again? Well. The Golden Globes. And the Oscars. You still get the familiarity, but the films are fresh, the characters are different, it’s not just Modern Family over and over and over again. Full Story

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August 26, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 26, 2014 08:06:33 Posted at August 26, 2014 08:06:33
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“Allison! 3 continents, 9 countries, more than 25,000 kilometers, and only 3 more days until you finish the Amazing Race, MGB Edition! It’s only fitting that you have birthday celebrations in line with both the start and end of the program. Savor these last few days and then hurry home so we can celebrate with you! Vancouver has missed you just as much as you have missed it! Much love, Lil Sissy (and Barry!)” Attached by request - Phil Keoghan from The Amazing Race at the Emmys last night. Full Story

Monday, August 25, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The Blue Ivy Carter has NO problem being up there in front of thousands of screaming people, non? In fact, that kid wants the microphone, like, now. As if a child of the Beysus would ever have stage fright. Not when her mother is the main event and everyone else the warmup. Not when she turned the MTV Video Music Awards into her own concert. You want to know why the rest of the show was so sh-t and poorly produced, with snakes biting dancers in rehearsal and missed cues and late switching and microphone checks at the wrong times? The entire budget was spent on the last 15 minutes.

That’s why Maroon 5 was the house band. God I loved that so much. Beyonce did that. So we’ll get to the Beyonce Video Music Awards and other gossip from the weekend and then we shift focus to the Emmy Awards tonight. Duana and I will be liveblogging starting at 7:30pm ET and there will be a full 30+ article recap tomorrow. Two all-nighters in a row – join us!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

2014 Emmy Award Live Blog

August 25, 2014 23:34:26 Posted at August 25, 2014 23:34:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Welcome to the Emmys liveblog! And our second all-nighter in a row! Ready to be annoyed at Sofia Vergara and Joe Meatball on the carpet? Ready for another show besides Modern Family to be Best Comedy? Ready for Hayden Panettiere to stop belly-cupping? Can we bitch about Tatiana Maslany being ripped off at least once? Thanks for joining us for the next 3+ hours. Full Story

More A List Ice Buckets

August 25, 2014 19:15:38 Posted at August 25, 2014 19:15:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still some big names participating in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Jennifer Aniston was nominated by Justin Theroux. And he poured her ice bucket too. So, yeah, we’re getting to the very, very top now. Once we’ve hit Jennifer Aniston, no matter what her box office looks like, we’re approaching the exclusives. Full Story

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Beyonce > Sex

August 25, 2014 17:17:57 Posted at August 25, 2014 17:17:57
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Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 7 recap It was a bad night to be switching between Masters and the VMAs because the timeline was jumping all over the damn place. To be honest, had I known, I could have almost gotten through it all while waiting for Beyonce but…what can you do? Instead we broke our necks sailing through several years in the lives of Masters and Johnson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 25, 2014 16:48:22 Posted at August 25, 2014 16:48:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s only one reason anyone would wear this and she made her point (Dlisted)

Olivia Wilde ice buckets her breast milk which…is that a waste? (TooFab)

Tara Reid does actually look like Kate Gosselin (The Superficial)

Jeremy Renner’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Just Jared)

Only a model could travel in that top (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina Dobrev and Alexander Ludwig in Ibiza (Pop Sugar)

As IF Princess Kate knows how to plan a Hot Harry kind of party (Cele|bitchy)

Sofia Vergara’s Emmy Awards plus one (Popoholic)

There’s a rumour that Tea Leoni is with Billy Bob Thornton (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Miley’s new attitude about her new album (I'm Not Obsessed)

Chloe Grace Moretz: VMAs Worst Dressed

August 25, 2014 15:48:36 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s a 17 year old mother of the bride going to pick out china patterns. TERRIBLE choice. I mean I understand she wants to set herself apart from Ariana Grande and not dress like she’s a screaming pop teen but there had to be other cuter options. Or maybe I’m just mad at her because I hated If I Stay, the movie, and didn’t cry at all, not even close. Full Story

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Please don’t waste this

August 25, 2014 15:40:04 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:40:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JLO. Sick. That body is holding up this dress…without any sheer figure skating panelling. That’s not easy. That’s just not fair, not at all. But in life, there is balance. Not that you paid attention because THAT BODY, but her hair and makeup weren’t great last night. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus: VMAs Best Dressed

August 25, 2014 15:21:07 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:21:07
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Loved what she was wearing. Loved the fit of those pants. Don’t be afraid of the flare at the pockets. Different shapes are good. But Miley’s clothing, for a change, wasn’t the conversation last night. As you now know, Miley decided to use the moment – her win for Wrecking Ball as Video of the Year – to advocate on behalf of homeless and at-risk youth. Full Story

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Gwen Stefani’s Kidman eye

August 25, 2014 14:52:34 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:52:34
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You can’t see it so much in photos, but it was hard to ignore when she was on stage: Gwen Stefani’s eye. You remember Nicole Kidman when one of her eyes looked f-cked up? Like she’d frozen so much of her face that she couldn’t open her left eye anymore? I’m reattaching the video below. Full Story

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Looking for camel toe

August 25, 2014 14:21:57 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:21:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s what I was doing the whole time Taylor Swift was in that onesie. On the one hand, I appreciate that she didn’t show up in Elie Saab. That she dressed for the VMAs. That she styled for the occasion. Unfortunately, the choice was really sh-tty. Because she doesn’t have the attitude to make it provocative. Full Story

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Katy Perry drafts Sam Smith

August 25, 2014 14:03:14 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:03:14
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How did Taylor Swift, the friend collector, lose Sam Smith to Katy Perry in the famous friend draft? Sam Smith is totally this season’s top draft pick and he’d go great alongside Taylor’s previous draft picks: Lorde, Lena Dunham, several models, and Ed Sheeran. I can’t figure out how she missed this one because Taylor’s recruitment team is the best in the business. Full Story

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